Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures from ES Magazine

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You know what's awesome? The fact that Elizabeth Hurley has her own line of bikinis, and that she insists on modelling those bikinis herself. Obviously, it's a no-brainer since she's famous, and looks smoking hot in a bikini, but most big stars aren't doing this sort of thing. Then again, the fact that Liz hasn't been doing anything besides posing in her bikini might mean she's not that big a star anymore. But regardless, these Elizabeth Hurley bikini pictures from ES magazine are hot.

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Elizabeth Hurley's Cleavage Continues to Amaze

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You know the drill, we post pictures of famous ladies' breasts, you click on said pictures. Today, we have some rather nice pictures featuring Elizabeth Hurley's breasts on their way to some party or something. As always, her cleavage is rather spectacular, and like a fine wine, only gets better with age. Let's just hope that unlike wine, Liz's cleavage won't go off after too many years.

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Elizabeth Hurley's Cleavage is Still Awesome

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There is only one word to describe Elizabeth Hurley's incredible cleavage: Wow! I don't know exactly how she does it, but she has managed to stay just as beautiful as she was when Hugh Grant cheated on her with a gross hooker. In fact, if you consider the fact that she's now quite a bit older than she was back then, I'd say she's probably gotten hotter. It's like adjusting for inflation.

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Elizabeth Hurley's Bikini Pictures Get Airbrushed, and She Loves It

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Elizabeth Hurley is 42 years old, and boy does she look good. Take these Elizabeth Hurley bikini pictures, for example. I'd dare you to find any 42-year-old who looks that good in that little. But look a little closer, and you'll quickly notice that these bikini pics have been airbrushed to hell. And that's just the way Liz wants it. According to The Mirror, Liz Hurley is more than happy to have her pictures airbrushed and retouched, and even does it herself.

Shooting bikinis is now my life, which as you can imagine is unmitigated hell. But if you signed on for the gig, sadly, you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So now I rely on nice photographers and a certain amount of retouching.

I don't mind if you want to make me a bit thinner and a bit younger. We all like to get rid of spots and shadows under our eyes. But I've always been quite particular I don't like my face to be retouched.

Everytime I download my holiday snaps I go over them.

So does that mean that Elizabeth Hurley isn't actually as hot as she seems? Probably, but I prefer to live in a world of fantasy where Elizabeth Hurley runs around half naked all day, and attends to my every whim. Also, in this fantasy world, Natalie Portman is my love slave, and Keeley Hazell does weekends.

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Are Still Great

01:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elizabeth Hurley

It's really easy to see from these Elizabeth Hurley bikini pictures that Liz has still got it very much going on. I have no idea how old she is now, and that's kind of the point. She looks great for any age, and is totally rocking that orange bikini.

Good stuff Liz. Keep it up.

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Elizabeth Hurley Nipple Slip Pictures

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So at first I was all annoyed that Elizabeth Hurley was surrounded by all these topless guys, but she wasn't topless herself. I mean, what about all that equality of the sexes stuff?

But then I looked a bit closer, and I noticed that you can totally see an Elizabeth Hurley nipple slip in these pictures. It's not a full on nip slip, more like a half nip slip, but there is definite areola showing. Her sheer top makes it a bit hard to be sure though.

Hehe... Makes it a bit hard...

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Elizabeth Hurley has Crazy Cleavage

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Elizabeth Hurley is breaking the law. The laws of physics! Elizabeth Hurley's breasts are kicking gravity's ass, and only seem to get better and better as time goes by.

Maybe Elizabeth Hurley really is a Femme Bot, because I can't see any other explanation for her amazing appearance. In fact, if you look closely, you can see some kind of box-type protrusion covering her nipples. Covering her nipples, or coming out of her nipples!? Dum Dum Dum!!!

So maybe Elizabeth Hurley is a robot. With robotic breasts, and robotic nipples. Tell you the truth, I'm happy either way, because that would be the Best. Sex Robot. Ever.

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Elizabeth Hurely, her Breasts, and a Pig

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Well, this is definitely unusual. Normally, I would expect to see Elizabeth Hurley sitting all dressed up at a fashion show, or an awards dinner, but at a pig show? But I guess that's what her career is coming to. At least her breasts look as good as ever in that dress.

Actually, Hurley was on hand at the Hatfield House Country Show in Hertfordshire, England to present the award for Pig Handler of the year, so I guess you could call it an award show. And look, there's Britney Spears.

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The Elizabeth Hurley Nipple Slip That Wasn't

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Cannes has definitely provided a lot of great blogging material her on Egotastic! for the past week: Avril Lavigne showing lots of cleavage, Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures, and a Bai Ling nipple slip. And in all the goings on, we almost missed this gem: Apparently, there was an Elizabeth Hurley nipple slip that nearly everyone missed. According to The Sun, while standing with her bikini models, a gust of wind blew open Elizabeth Hurley's dress, giving everyone on the scene a great view of her bra-less boobies.

An onlooker in Cannes said: "The models were all wearing Liz's swimwear — but she still stole the show.

"She had no idea that she was showing more front than Blackpool when her dress blew open.

"It was pretty windy but she still managed to look beautiful.

"Most of the men there couldn't believe their luck."

Yes, lucky indeed, though from what I can tell, these aren't really nipple slip pictures. But, there is some definite nipple visibility going on here, so did those lucky few on the beach get to see more than we do? Maybe, but beggars can't be choosers.

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