Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

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Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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Elisha Cuthbert's Hotness Isn't That Complex

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You gotta love Complex magazine. They keep giving us the hotties in sexy photoshoots. We've had Kristen Bell looking crazy hot, Aubrey O'Day sexy and wet, Grace Park topless, and Olivia Munn in a bikini! And now we've got these very sexy pictures of Elisha Cuthbert and her cleavage, which, according to the cover, she doen't actually want you to look at. I guess she's trying to be complex. Haha. Get it? Ugh. Just look at the pictures, will you.

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Elisha Cuthbert Video from Complex Magazine

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Elisha Cuthbert is "Sloppy Seconds"

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Elisha Cuthbert's ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his "sloppy seconds," reports the Toronto Sun. But to be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and before Avery, she dated Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," a smirking Avery said after yesterday's morning skate.

"I just wanted to comment on how it has become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."

So, yeah, Avery's a total douchebag, but is calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds really something he should be suspended over? Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I haven't watched a hockey game in years. But what the hell is up with Elisha and her hockey player fetish? Pretty soon she'll be onto sloppy fourths.

And speaking of sloppy seconds, here's Elisha Cuthbert in her bikini with aforementioned current boyfriend Dion Phaneuf in Hawaii from back in May. More after the jump.

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Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson and Many More Get Naked, Pinup Style

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Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don't know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.

Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can't tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.

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Elisha Cuthbert is Topless... Technically

02:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

Okay, you can't really see much besides a whole lot of side boob, but technically, Elisha Cuthbert is topless in this outtake from her spread in the May issue of Maxim magazine, and that's good enough for me. Besides, this is probably the most we've ever seen of Elisha Cuthbert's boobs, so it's a step in the right direction. Now, if Elisha would just take a few more steps, we'd all be a lot happier.

Here's Elisha Cuthbert topless, with a few more pictures from the original set. And don't forget to check out the rest of Elisha Cuthbert's sexy pictures from Maxim.

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Even More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

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Elisha Cuthbert is the gift that keeps on giving this week. Yes, this is the fourth Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures post this week, but if you've got a problem with that, you're probably on the wrong website. Today, we've got Elisha in a star-spangled bikini, and she's looking to be in better spirits than the past couple days. I guess she's come to terms with the paparazzi snapping away, and I bet her publicist told her to shut up and smile.

Previously this week:

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?
More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Oh yeah, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?

02:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but it's possible that there might be an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip in here somewhere. It looks like all Elisha's underwater activity may have led to a minor wardrobe malfunction, but she may have caught it before we did, and adjusted her bikini top quicker than we might have liked. Or did she? Zooming in on this possible nipple slip picture might reveal a bit of Elisha's nipple, or a shadow from her thumb. Who knows.

Nipple slip or not, though, we do have some nice under-boob cleavage, a rare sight indeed. Also, there's over 100 Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures in this set because I'm seriously crazy.

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More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

12:18 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

You know how some people look even hotter when they're angry? Well, Elisha Cuthbert isn't one of them. Elisha was none too happy with the paparazzi snapping away at her on vacation in Hawaii, taking all these Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, and it definitely shows in her expression. Unfortunately, that means she doesn't look very pretty in quite a few of these shots. Thankfully, Elisha does look damn good in a bikini, so you're probably not looking at her face anyway.

Check out yesterday's Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures for a slightly prettier, and much sexier looking Elisha.

And also check out the many more Elisha bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

11:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

Wow, now this is something to wake up to! I love Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, because Elisha Cuthbert looks awesome in a bikini, I think you'll agree. She's not all butch like Pink. She isn't old like Heather Locklear. And she definitely isn't all cottage-cheesey like Mischa Barton. I guess you could say she's the Goldilocks of celebrity bikinis. Just right. I'd like to make a comment about the three little pigs, but that wouldn't be nice.

Lots more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures from Hawaii with Hockey player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames after the jump.

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Elisha Cuthbert Grabs a Boob, Looks Hot

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Holy wow! Check out Elisha Cuthbert in the new May issue of Maxim Magazine. Quite possibly her hottest photoshoot yet, and definitely the closest to getting to see Elisha Cuthbert naked. Of course, we don't actually see much from the prudish Canadian hottie, but that one picture of Elisha holding her breast while wearing an open top is brain-meltingly hot. Especially since that's pretty much what every guy in the world wants to be doing right now.

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