Diora Baird is Topless in Maxim, But Not Topless Enough

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My very favourite new Hollywood hottie, Diora Baird, is topless in the new issue of Maxim UK magazine, but not nearly topless enough. There's that one shot of her actually topless, but covering up, and there also a shot of her in a pretty see-through shirt, but you still can't see everything. It's frustrating, but truth be told, I'd take Diora Baird in a parka over no Diora Baird at all. Of course, if she was naked under the parka, and had a penchant for flashing, that would be even better.

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Diora Baird is the Sexiest. Star Trek Babe. Ever.

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Sure, Jeri Ryan's Seven of Nine was hot with her big boobs, and her skin-tight outfits, and her breast Borg implants, and Jolene Blalock's T'Pol had even tighter outfits, and bigger, faker boobs, but there's nothing sexier on Star Trek than a girl painted green, and there's no one sexier to don the green body paint (and requisite skimpy outfit to show off said green body paint) than Diora Baird, who I do believe will officially become the Hottest. Star Trek Babe. Ever. when she appears as an Orion Slave Girl in the new Star Trek movie next year.

Diora discusses her Star Trek screen time in the new issue of Maxim magazine, and wouldn't you know it, she also took some time out to pose for some hot pictures and a topless video.

Let's hope you keep things together in the new Star Trek flick. Who are you playing?
I play the green girl. There you have it.

So you're an alien?
Um, I would assume so—unless I was born with a skin disease. In the original series, there were these infamous green women that Captain Kirk would hit on, and so without giving too much away, I’m one of those green girls.

You know, I was having some doubts about the direction of this new Trek outing, what with J.J. Abram's ability to make things suck, but if nothing else, at least we'll have the Warp 10 level hotness of Diora Baird, covered in green body paint. Beam me up, Scotty!

Watch the Video:

Diora Baird Topless Maxim Photoshoot Video

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Diora Baird Topless in FHM

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I'm not sure why Diora Baird is on the cover of French FHM magazine, other than for the obvious reasons. Of course, I'm not complaining. I'm also not complaining about the Diora Baird topless photo, either.

It may have taken the French a little while to catch on to the hotness that is Diora Baird, but thankfully, that French sense of modesty (or lack thereof) is doing a great job here.

Also, it's just fun to read that they call her Hollywood's new "Sex Bomb Girl." At least the pictures don't need any translation.

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Diora Baird Bikini Golf Pictures and Video

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I've never liked golf. If you ask me, it's slow, boring and stupid. Of course, I've never seen Diora Baird play golf in a bikini before, so I don't think I've experienced all that the sport has to offer.

Thankfully, Maxim magazine has corrected this oversight, and has definitely opened my eyes to the potential of the sport. I mean, any time you can get a girl like Diora Baird in bikini bottoms, holding a phallic object, you're doing something right.

Also helping in my new-found appreciation of the sport is this video of Diora Baird from her Maxim photoshoot.

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Diora Baird Has Got the Right Stuff

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I don't know why it is, but I have been extremely delinquent in posting anything regarding the amazing Diora Baird. I'm really surprised that this is the first post about her on Egotastic! Rest assured, however, you will most certainly be seeing more Diora Baird pictures in the future.

Now, what can you really say about Diora Baird? Well, she's in the new Texas Chain Saw Massacre movie, and she's also in the new issue of Stuff magazine. Other than that, she's pretty much the hottest woman on the planet. Frankly, if you're still reading this, you're wasting precious time that could otherwise be spent looking at these incredible pictures of her.

So, go out and get yourself a copy of the new Stuff magazine with Diora Baird on the cover, because you can't take Egotastic! into the bathroom...

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