Denise Richards' Bikini Redemption

12:13 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

Okay, I take back pretty much everything I said about yesterday's Denise Richards bikini pictures. I don't know what happened, because in the last set she looks like she's put on a few pounds, but these Denise Richards bikini pictures are rather sexy. Of course, I'm pretty sure she's just sucking in her tummy this time, so it's probably all an illusion. But like I've said before, I'm okay with that.

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Denise Richards Bikini Paddle Surfing is Boring TV

10:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

Here's Denise Richards shooting scenes for her new "reality" show, and I guess they thought paddle surfing is a really realistic look at the reality of being a boring celebrity. Whatever. What's really disappointing about the whole thing is that these Denise Richards bikini pictures are just as boring as I know this show is going to be. Well, look on the bright side, at least now you know not to waste your time on this stupid show.

Also, someone might want to tell the show's producers that it would be a lot sexier if Denise Richards actually looked good in a bikini. I'm not calling her fat (really, I'm not), but she's definitely seen better days. That being said, there are a ton more Denise Richards bikini pictures after the jump. Don't ask me why.

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Denise Richards' Bikini is in Good Shape

11:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

Denise Richards may be a bit crazy, and a terrible actress, and have only one eerie facial expression, but at least she still looks good in a bikini (after being Photoshopped). Still, on a slow news day, Denise Richards bikini pictures are more than welcome, no matter how retouched they are. Hell, these could have started out as John Goodman bikini pictures, but as long as they end up looking like this, I don't really care.

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Denise Richards' Pussy on Display

12:03 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

So, not only was Denise Richards spotted with a mysterious white substance under her nose, but she also showed off a bit too much during her beach vacation in Maui.

While relaxing on the beach in her bikini, Denise Richards' pussy was on full half display, thanks to a lack of underwear or bikini bottoms under her shorts.

Thankfully, Denise Richards' pussy is better than Britney Spears' pussy and Lindsay Lohan's pussy. Though I'm not sure by how much. More Denise Richards pictures after the jump.

Retraction Update: If you are looking for the pictures of Denise Richards engaged in what may appear to be the use of cocaine, those pictures have been removed at the request of Denise Richards and her legal team. While the post was made in jest, and it was never explicitly said that Denise Richards was in fact using cocaine (turns out it was sunscreen and lip gloss), Denise and her legal team think it was defamatory, and would like you to know that she does not use cocaine.

So, for the record, Denise Richards was not using cocaine, and it's not right to think she was.

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Denise Richards Bikini Pics

06:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

These Denise Richards bikini pictures would be a lot better if her cylindrical boyfriend, Richie Sambora, wasn't in them, but whatever.

The couple are in Hawaii celebrating their love, and mutual hate of Heather Locklear. Frankly, I don't know why Sambora left Locklear for Richards. She is definitely not a trade up.

I'd much rather see some Heather Locklear bikini pictures, but I suppose these will have to do.

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2006 Billboard Awards Moderately Mega Picture Post

12:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

So, I started watching the Billboard Awards, and then I remembered I hate Award Shows. And then I remembered that Heroes was on, so I went and watched that, and had a much better night.

And trust me, even though you might think that Janet Jackson looking like the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2, Gwen Stefani looking like Egon Spengler from the Ghostbusters cartoon, Denise Richards looking like The Bride of Frankenstein, and Courtney Love looking like, well, Courtney Love would make for an entertaining show, you'd be wrong.

No, Award Shows suck, and the Billboard Awards suck really hard. That being said, there are still a whole bunch of pictures of all the ladies in attendance after the jump, so check that shit out.

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

02:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

I'm not really following the whole Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen/Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora/David Spade thing. There's way too many people sleeping with other people's ex-husbands, and ex-best-friend's hunbands. It's harder to follow than an episode of Melrose Place, but I guess that's appropriate seeing as Heather Locklear is involved. Of course, I still don't get why the hell she's dating David Spade. I don't even think David Spade gets it, but I'm sure he's not asking questions.

Anyway, I bring all this up just to make a contrast between the ridiculously complex inter-relations in these people's lives, and the sheer simplicity of Denise Richards in a bikini. I like to keep things simple, so if your head hurts as much as mine from the overload of incestuous intermingling between these crazy celebs, hopefully, these Denise Richards bikini pictures will let you focus on the important things...

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

01:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Denise Richards

Looks like Denise Richards and husband Charlie Sheen have gotten their relationship back on track. The couple were spotted on the beach in Barbados where they are attempting to rekindle their romance after having welcomed their second child.

And just how did Denise Richards get her figure back only weeks after giving birth? According to Ireland Online, it was the chocolate:

Denise Richards starts her days on an extremely sweet note, by munching on chocolate treats M&Ms... "When you're working 16 hours straight, three meals a day doesn't cut it."

So how many M&Ms is that? Three?

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