Dannii Minogue is Saucy Sauced

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You've got to hand it to Dannii Minogue, she sure knows how to get attention. If she's not getting a lesbian lapdance, she's just getting drunk.

And boy do I mean drunk. Check out Dannii coming out of a club, barely able to stand. In fact, she can barely keep her eyes open, or at least not both at the same time. Of course, that doesn't stop her from getting very close with her lady friend, Australian TV presenter, Tania Zaetta, in the taxi.

So, as I was saying, lesbian lapdances, uh...?

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Damn Sexy Dannii Minogue Bikini Pictures

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Some women were built for wearing bikinis. Dannii Minogue is one of them. Literally. Her breasts are about as fake as they come. Then again, these Dannii Minogue bikini pictures are about as sexy as they come, so I guess it all evens out.

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Dannii Minogue: They're Not Real, But They Are Spectacular

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This is may be construed as a very crass post, but I don't really care so much. I just felt like pointing out that while fake breasts are often the worst thing a woman can do to her body, Dannii Minogue has a spectacular pair.

Sure, her sister Kylie Minogue looks great with her petite, natural body, and in general I would never advocate a woman get breast enlargements, but come on! Look at her. Now that's some quality workmanship.

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Kylie Minogue Makes Dannii Minogue Jealous

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It's good to see that Kylie Minogue is really back in it, but it seems not everyone is particularly overjoyed with Kylie's return to the spotlight. While I'm sure Dannii Monigue loves her sister and is truly happy for her having beaten cancer, it seems like sibling jealousy is something you can never outlive. According to The Daily Telegraph, Dannii Minogue has written a song about how her Kylie's cancer was difficult for her.

In the world's saddest case of famous sibling syndrome, Minogue appears to be cashing in on her sister Kylie's battle with cancer, releasing a single about how tough life has been for her since her sister announced she was battling the disease in May last year.

Sadly it is not Kylie's pain which Dannii describes in the single So Under Pressure but her own.

"I want the pain to end, I'm so under pressure" are some of the words included in the lyrics.

Minogue has "poured her heart out" describing the turmoil she felt when her sister was diagnosed in May, reported the UK press as the music video hit British television channels yesterday. Minogue admitted she used Kylie's experience to inspire the single.

"I'd spent all year saying 'everything's going to be fine, we're all strong' but then you hear in the song that some days I actually felt like I was in quicksand," she said,

But while it had been a tough year for her, Minogue said the future was looking much brighter now.

"I'm having the best time now. Last year was a pretty tough one," the 34-year-old said.

A particularly tough part of the year for Dannii was being captured on film engaged in a lesbian lapdance romp with a stripper called Jupiter in a London strip club.

We're yet to see a song about that ordeal.

Wow, if you didn't care about Dannii Minogue before, I'm sure this is just the thing to make you start. Oh wait, no it isn't. Sure it must suck to always be in the shadow of your more famous sibling, but please, don't try to cash in on it. That just makes you look all the more desperate. If you really want more attention, just go make to getting lesbian lapdances at strip clubs. I'm sure the world will pay attention then.

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Dannii Minogue Lesbian Lapdance Video Pictures

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Dannii Minogue, the equally hot sister of Australian singer Kylie Minogue seems to have a thing for the ladies. News of the World is reporting that Dannii Minogue was caught on tape, via a closed-circuit video camera, getting a super-raunchy lap dance at London's Puss in Boots strip club. The lapdance was full on, breaking all the "no touching" rules, and definitely entered into lesbian territory.

POP idol Dannii Minogue has been caught on camera in a lesbian romp with a naked lapdancer at a London club.

The CCTV security at the Puss In Boots nightspot recorded every second as superstar Kylie's little sister broke strict NO TOUCHING rules to writhe in lust while the busty blonde stripper pleasured her.

Another astonished punter told us: "Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor.

"I can't believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere-I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy."

The gob-smacking video footage obtained by the News of the World clearly shows 34-year-old Dannii:

RELISHING simulated sex romps with dancer Jupiter,
SNOGGING with her passionately,
THRUSTING her face into her boobs and
FONDLING the performer's curves.

So, yeah, that's pretty damn hot. Well, it seems there is now a Dannii Minogue sex tape somewhere out there, floating around the interweb. Friends, my mission is clear. These pictures of Dannii Minogue's lesbian lapdance are sorta safe for work, but the ones after the jump, not so much.

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