I have no idea what's going on here, but that's Cindy Crawford, naked, and covered in cream. It's like my fantasy as a 15-year-old boy finally came to life and sprung onto the pages of the April issue of Allure magazine. Apparently, Cindy uses all kinds of cream in her beauty regimen, but that photo's only got me thinking of one kind of cream... Shaving cream. Why, what did you think I meant?
Technically, the pics are SFW, but just to be on the safe side, I'm covering up the naughty bits, so you'll ahve to click through for the uncensored photo.