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Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are Scaring Me
Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it's not just Christina's breasts that are scaring me, but I'd just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that's okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn't that was even possible.
But there is an upside to her fake boobs. From the looks of it, those things aren't just filled with milk, silicone and saline. Pop the tap and you've got your choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, and Nestea. And I think the beer on tap is Miller Light. All drinks are obviously Large.
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