In the sixth grade, my science-lab partner, Salamander Jones, stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and up and declared Mozzarella to be the greatest of all cheeses, case closed, end of discussion. Those around the table were taken aback by Salamander's out-of-the-blue pronouncement, so it took several moments before the real debate could ensue, an argument over the rankings of the world's greatest cultured dairy products that would last well past the lunch hour and into fourth period. Needless to say, Salamander never backed down from his unyielding support of the stringy Italian cheese.
I'm starting to feel the same way about the super sextastic Candice Swanepoel. She's to me what Mozzarella was to Salamander. A Victoria's Secret Angel so incredibly hot, I feel compelled to rise without hesitation to declare her preeminence among lingerie-modeling hotties. Nude, topless, clothes, bikini, lingerie, short shorts, half-dressed -- all of the above, all super sextastic. This young South African model is really starting to seal the debate with her hotness. Enjoy.