Cameron Diaz Bikini Body is Better from Behind

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Last night I was watching an old Cameron Diaz romantic comedy because I was bored, and I'm trying to clear stuff off my PVR. Anyway, I couldn't help but be completely annoyed every time she came on screen. Also, she's really not pretty. However, as these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures prove, she still has one hell of a body. So you can brown bag it if you want, or just do it from behind.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures in GQ UK: Sexy?

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Cameron Diaz is a butterface. She's also very annoying to hear speak. Yet these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from the UK edition of GQ magazine are pretty hot. Naturally, my brain is confused, but I think I've figured out why these pictures work.

First, because these are pictures, and not "moving pictures" as the young fols say, you can't hear anything Cameron has to say, thankfully. Second, the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from camera in most shots. And finally, the liberal use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with a "what could have been" reimagining of what some people might call "America's sweetheart." Those people, though, are obviously high.

At least Cameron Diaz has a hot body.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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Cameron Diaz's Ass Plays Peekaboo

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Here's Cameron Diaz flashing her ass while twirling around like an idiot on the set of her new movie that aslo stars Ashton Kutcher. I don't know why she's twirling around like an idiot, but maybe it has to do with her being an idiot.

What? Too much? Not nice? Okay, maybe I'm a bit grumpy. Cameron Diaz probably isn't an idiot, at least not that I know of. But she is flashing her ass. And I don't think she's wearing any underwear.

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Cameron Diaz's Nipples and Bikini Take the Focus Off Her Face

03:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Cameron Diaz

I have just got to say that it's a really good thing for Cameron Diaz that her body looks really good in a bikini, because with a face like that, you'd better hope you had something to take the focus off it. Also, being totally nippy is another good way of moving the spotlight off her face. Thankfully, a lot of these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures are from behind, so that solves that problem.

More Cameron Diaz bikini pictures after the jump.

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Cameron Diaz Took Her Ass Surfing

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About a month ago, Cameron Diaz went surfing in Hawaii. She wore a bikini while doing it. And she looked really good. So did her ass. Here are those pictures. Have a nice day.

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Mega Picture Post - Plus: Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Almost Kiss

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Once again, it was that time of year when celebrities gather to pretend that receiving a bucket of gold-plated popcorn is anything more that just a reason to come out an pimp their new movies. Thankfully, this year's MTV Movie Awards were fairly entertaining, and anytime you have the opportunity to see Paris Hilton get royally burned, well, that's a moment to savour. Big thanks go out to host, Sarah Silverman, for not pulling any punches.

And speaking of Sarah Silverman, she and Jessica Biel sorta, kinda, almost kissed. It was a cruel joke, but it was still damn hot. Make sure you watch the video.

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Kiss video from MTV Movie Awards

Now, go look at all the pictures of all the lovely ladies, including Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Mandy Moore, Amanda Bynes, Rihanna, Cameron Diaz, Eva Mendes, Fergie, and many more, at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards after the jump.

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2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

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It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

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Cameron Diaz is So Skinny She Don't Need a Bra

02:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Cameron Diaz

So, normally, when I see a celebrity in a tight shirt not wearing a bra, it's a good thing. But not quite when it comes to Cameron Diaz and her rapidly diminishing frame. Since breaking up with, or rather, being dumped by Justin Timberlake, Cameron has lost so much weight, it's almost like looking at an 8-year-old, who has absolutely no need for a bra. Which is not sexy.

Of course, with Cameron Diaz totally nipping out the whole time, my brain is still kind of confused. I mean, nipples good. Skinny pre-pubescent-looking body bad. But, yeah, nipples good.

Still, all the weight loss in the world can't save her face from being so wrong.

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