Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures in GQ UK: Sexy?

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Cameron Diaz is a butterface. She's also very annoying to hear speak. Yet these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from the UK edition of GQ magazine are pretty hot. Naturally, my brain is confused, but I think I've figured out why these pictures work.

First, because these are pictures, and not "moving pictures" as the young fols say, you can't hear anything Cameron has to say, thankfully. Second, the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from camera in most shots. And finally, the liberal use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with a "what could have been" reimagining of what some people might call "America's sweetheart." Those people, though, are obviously high.

At least Cameron Diaz has a hot body.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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Cameron Diaz's Ass Plays Peekaboo

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Here's Cameron Diaz flashing her ass while twirling around like an idiot on the set of her new movie that aslo stars Ashton Kutcher. I don't know why she's twirling around like an idiot, but maybe it has to do with her being an idiot.

What? Too much? Not nice? Okay, maybe I'm a bit grumpy. Cameron Diaz probably isn't an idiot, at least not that I know of. But she is flashing her ass. And I don't think she's wearing any underwear.

Photo credit: Splash

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Cameron Diaz's Nipples and Bikini Take the Focus Off Her Face

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I have just got to say that it's a really good thing for Cameron Diaz that her body looks really good in a bikini, because with a face like that, you'd better hope you had something to take the focus off it. Also, being totally nippy is another good way of moving the spotlight off her face. Thankfully, a lot of these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures are from behind, so that solves that problem.

More Cameron Diaz bikini pictures after the jump.

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Cameron Diaz Took Her Ass Surfing

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About a month ago, Cameron Diaz went surfing in Hawaii. She wore a bikini while doing it. And she looked really good. So did her ass. Here are those pictures. Have a nice day.

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Mega Picture Post - Plus: Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Almost Kiss

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Once again, it was that time of year when celebrities gather to pretend that receiving a bucket of gold-plated popcorn is anything more that just a reason to come out an pimp their new movies. Thankfully, this year's MTV Movie Awards were fairly entertaining, and anytime you have the opportunity to see Paris Hilton get royally burned, well, that's a moment to savour. Big thanks go out to host, Sarah Silverman, for not pulling any punches.

And speaking of Sarah Silverman, she and Jessica Biel sorta, kinda, almost kissed. It was a cruel joke, but it was still damn hot. Make sure you watch the video.

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Kiss video from MTV Movie Awards

Now, go look at all the pictures of all the lovely ladies, including Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Mandy Moore, Amanda Bynes, Rihanna, Cameron Diaz, Eva Mendes, Fergie, and many more, at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards after the jump.

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2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

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It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

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Cameron Diaz is So Skinny She Don't Need a Bra

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So, normally, when I see a celebrity in a tight shirt not wearing a bra, it's a good thing. But not quite when it comes to Cameron Diaz and her rapidly diminishing frame. Since breaking up with, or rather, being dumped by Justin Timberlake, Cameron has lost so much weight, it's almost like looking at an 8-year-old, who has absolutely no need for a bra. Which is not sexy.

Of course, with Cameron Diaz totally nipping out the whole time, my brain is still kind of confused. I mean, nipples good. Skinny pre-pubescent-looking body bad. But, yeah, nipples good.

Still, all the weight loss in the world can't save her face from being so wrong.

Photo credit: X17 / Pacific Coast News

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Cameron Diaz in a Bikini, Smoking a Joint, with Drew Barrymore, also in a Bikini

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I don't know what it is with all the celebrities smoking pot in public lately, but it seems to be the new trend. Yay! (Note: sarcasm)

Last week we saw Paris Hilton smoking pot in the passenger's seat, and Mischa Barton smoking pot in the driver's seat, and now we have Cameron Diaz in her bikini, with Drew Barrymore (also in a bikini) passing a joint on the beach in Hawaii.

I know some people think there's no problem with smoking pot. I'm not one of them, but that's neither here, nor there. The thing is, and I hate to get serious, I really do, but like it or not, these people are role models, and if you've really got to toke up, don't do it right in front of the paparazzi.

Remember kids: Drugs are bad, and only successful and rich people do drugs, and there are no harmful effects whatsoever. Wait. Now I'm confused.

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1

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Well, I've got to say that this year's Academy Awards were actually very entertaining. Basically, it all boils down to the hosting and writing, and you could tell the Ellen Degeneres brought her best on both counts. Even the award introduction speaches were funny, and kept things moving. Just making a few good jokes at the Oscars is rare, but this show had me laughing out loud the whole time, so that's definitely something.

Of course, the most important part of the Oscars isn't who won, but what everyone was wearing, and as always, you'll find all the Red Carpet pictures right here (and in Part 2). A-J are all here, including Anne Hathaway, Beyonce Knowles, Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Biel, and more. I've got to say, though, Jessica Biel looked absolutely amazing.

Here are just a sampling, with the rest after the jump. And don't forget to check out the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2.

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