03:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears
I think my brain is about to explode. I know for a fact that Britney Spears is repulsive in every way, but holy crap! Where did she get those abs? And that ass? What the hell is going on!? Is this really the Apocalypse? Everybody run! It's the end of days!!!!!!!
But seriously, if Britney Spears is capable of actually looking like this, what the hell was that Crack and Cheetos bender all about? Sure, you might say having two kids in less than two years takes its toll on a woman's body, but I'm not buying it.
I'm also not buying that this person is really Britney Spears. I think the real Britney Spears died of a drug overdose, and the record labels used her placenta to create a clone. Of course, since cloning technology still hasn't been prefected yet, Britney 2.0 went a bit crazy, shaved all its hair off, and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella.
See, doesn't that make a lot more sense?
More pictures of Britney Spears and her crazy abs after the jump.
Photo credit: Flynet
