09:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears
Well, if you believe these pictures of Britney Spears topless in the new issue of Allure magazine are an accurate representation, and they haven't been digitally altered, or magically corrected, then let me tell you about this bridge I have for sale. It's very conveniently located right in Brooklyn.
Seriously, though, we might be able to fool ourselves into believing that those Heidi Klum topless pictures may not have been photoshopped, but that's because Heidi Klum is the living embodiment of perfection. Britney Spears, not so much.
I don't know, maybe Allure is trying to remind of what Britney Spears once looked like, many, many, many years ago (actually, it wasn't all that long ago, which is even more sad). Or maybe they just want to sell more magazines by putting pictures of Britney Spears topless inside. Though I don't see how that plan would actually work.
