I don't know why Britney Spears decided not to actually put the straps of her dress on the way they are supposed to go. I don't know why she's holding her breasts in such a way that she basically has a squished nipple slip. And I don't know why she's so retarded. I just know she is.
Seriously, though, what is Britney Spears' problem? Getting dressed isn't that hard. And you can't call this a wardrobe malfunction, because she's not even wearing the dress correctly. She's the one malfunctioning, not her wardrobe.
Lots more pictures of Britney Spears and her retarded, and completely avoidable nipple slip after the jump.