Britney Spears is so F'ed up it's not even funny anymore. Well, okay, it's still funny, but not "Ha Ha" funny, you know? More like "Ugh" funny. Anyway, Britney had one hell of a weekend full of total lunacy, but the headline of the week is that Britney Spears is sleeping with a Paparazzi photographer. OK magazine reports that on top of driving around in a crazed state, making multiple stops at gas stations to "go to the bathroom", and maniacally yelling at the Paparazzi around her, she also spent the night with one photographer, named Adnan, because apparently, her life isn't sad enough already.
Brit made her way to the Peninsula Hotel, where Adnan is waiting to escort her up to a room. An hour later, Adnan left the hotel for a few minutes to buy cigarettes. When asked if there's any romance going on he responds cryptically, "It's hard to make babies when you're just having lunch."
After scoring some smokes from the photogs, Adnan retreated to the hotel room where he remained until 10:25 a.m.! Upon leaving, he joked to his fellow snappers that he and Brit are getting hitched, which some insiders think might not be unbelievable. "He's one of the hotter-looking photographers out there," one insider tells OK!. "He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He's always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor."
It appears that the love-fest isn't over, as Adnan drove from the hotel to Britney's house, where he remained into early Sunday afternoon, around the same time Britney is supposed to be visited by her two young boys.
Yeah. Just when you thought she couldn't get worse... At least she's consistent. You've got to give her that. People talk about hitting rock bottom, but Britney is redefining the whole concept. She's past the Magma and heading for the Core. It hurts my brain just writing about this.
Oh, and here's Britney in a see-through top in which you can see her nipples, as if you want to. That guy in the stupid hat, grey zip-up, and flattened nose is Adnan, the "good looking" paparazzi.
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