Thursday, 11 May, 2006
Britney Spears Nude is Not Something I Want to See
There was a time once, when Britney Spears was pretty sexy. Wearing schoolgirl outfits, and red latex jumpsuits, she was one of the top male fantasies in the world. But those days are long gone, and news that Britney Spears would go nude on screen is more scary than sexy these days. Yes, that's right, according to The Sun, Britney would go nude to star in a movie with George Clooney.
I'd like to do something with George Clooney. He's pretty cute, but don't tell my husband. Yes I would go nude. And I'd love to play a superhero. That would be really cool.
Yeah, Britney Spears as a naked superhero is not my idea of a fun day at the movies. What with the bloating, and being white trash, and all. No, I'd rather see Britney Spears stick to her singing career. actually, I'd rather see Britney Spears go away completely. At any rate, with things going the way they are for her, we'll probably only have to see her on The Surreal Life in a year or two, and then in Where Are They Now? special on E! in a decade, or so.
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Posted by: Natalie at May 11, 2006 03:11 PM
Gross! I think she would do anything to boost her career right now - unfortunately, having another baby is going to have the opposite effect.
Posted by: Becca at May 11, 2006 03:59 PM
Unfortunately for her she hasn't gotten her body back and she will obviously have another c-section.(Too Posh to Push). Wait and see her body then.AAGGHH!!!
Posted by: MIMI at May 11, 2006 04:03 PM
She still cleans up amazingly well. Even if its 100% a product of makeup, it'd be awesome to see her naked
Posted by: Bobby at May 11, 2006 04:20 PM
I'm sure when she gets her body back, she will look gorgeous naked. As a REAL MAN I'm not put off seeing a girl naked after she has had children. Let's get it on!
Posted by: wolfman pete at May 11, 2006 05:18 PM
lol- we will probally see her in celebrity fit club season 4 or 5
Posted by: tess at May 11, 2006 05:59 PM
SHE IS STILL A HOTT PIECE OF ASS AND I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE HER NUDE ANYTIME. IN FACT I WOULD BANG HER IF SHE WERE PREGNANT. FAT AND PREGNANT I WOULD STILL HIT THAT ASS. WORD. PLAYA. PEACE
Posted by: Bob Dylan at May 11, 2006 06:10 PM
Remember a few years ago I did Victoria's Secret commercials w/ Adriana Lima, so I don't need Brit Brit. I don't need to hit that.
Posted by: the real bob dylan at May 11, 2006 06:39 PM
Seeing Brittany naked? No Thanks. She's gotten to be a piece of trash since she got with K-Fed. The way they're spending money she won't be able to afford both her corndogs and a trainer, and fried foods always win. Brit will never be what she was and could have been.
Posted by: Lydia at May 11, 2006 06:51 PM
None of us really know the real britney spears!! she still is pretty!! and come on...u know she makes money still!! all the magazines shes in, talk shows and her CD's are still selling! shes fine ..dont be haters!
Posted by: Michelle Vitetta at May 11, 2006 08:12 PM
She is the ugliest piece of trash ever. No one wants to see that, and no one cares about her.
Posted by: Yuck at May 11, 2006 08:16 PM
Britney Spears is a beautiful woman, just because she had a baby doesn't make her ugly...and so what if shes pregnant again? Shes got money to support her new baby...And who cares if she didn't loose her baby weight, a lot of women don't so get over it and quit being hater!
Posted by: Sel at May 11, 2006 09:29 PM
Some people (like me) LOVE curvier girls, so why the hell not?
Posted by: sweetcheeks at May 11, 2006 10:30 PM
i'd still hit that hot blonde cum dumpster. make her go bareback and give her enough man slime to make baby retard three, k fed can lick her hairy asshole while brit sucks my fetid cock.
Posted by: sgt me at May 12, 2006 01:52 AM
I bagged Joanie B so no need to hit Britney. She could expose her breasts to me whilst I wrote a song though.
Posted by: therealrealBobDylan at May 12, 2006 03:52 AM
I'm sorry, but there is just something about her. She is just sooo sexy. Damn, I wish I was younger!!
Posted by: James at May 12, 2006 06:24 AM
You have to get a life, give the girl a break this is her second pregnency. She is still the girl who gets all the media attention and is the princess of pop over stupid Jessica Simpson etc. which by the way I think Jessica Simpson is trying to pull off the old Britney look, good luck. But she will be back into her old body in no time once this child is born and laughing in all you faces and whatever she does will do well because she is brilliant and people cannot get enough of her ei: Millions of CD's sold, sold out tours, millions of bottles of her perfume sold...
Posted by: Liz at May 12, 2006 08:08 AM
You people are complete idiots. SHE IS TEMPORARILY RETIRED TO START A FAMILY! Of course she's put on weight! Who wouldn't?? When she gets back to performing, trust me, her ass will be ready to droll over...even ON!
Posted by: Gordon Schumway at May 12, 2006 08:22 AM
Whoever wrote this article is a damn fool. Sometimes out of shear boredom I go this website, and I really think that some folks have real issues. Particularly white people. I am not racist, all I am saying is that white culture seems to have real issues with women looking like women (not little girls). That is extremely pitiful because it is one of lifes natural progressions. The girl looks good for to be pregnant. White culture is truly wacked out in its perception of beauty, not only when it comes to other racial groups, but when it comes to their own women. Pitiful.
Posted by: Beth at May 12, 2006 11:46 AM
shes so vile and gorss, and lets not forget what a great mom she is......drives with the infant ion her lap, drops him on his head, and drinks vodka just a month before anouncing shes like 4 months preggo....
mad respect to the man who says women who have had kids turn him on --seriously, thats really cool-- but i DOUBT shitney will be in that "hot" bod/face she used to have
Posted by: grossed out at May 12, 2006 01:14 PM
Totally wrong. She's still hot...maybe a little bloated and trashy, but if Janet can drop like 80 lbs in a month and look slamming again, so can Brit. And get real...She's worth like 50 million and her albums still sell..yes, that's the truth. Surreal Life? Celebrity Fit Club? She's not a hasbeen 80's tv star, an ex child star that got wrapped up in drugs or a reality show loser...She's still Britney fucking Spears. Show some respect.
Posted by: PJ at May 12, 2006 01:24 PM
No matter what Britney does or says i still love her!!
Posted by: Hannah at May 13, 2006 03:47 PM
What's wrong with you ppl? Star or not, she's just a woman giving birth. So quit bitchin'.You were born the same way, remember?
Posted by: me at May 14, 2006 11:46 AM
I'm positive she'll be back to her sexy self again soon once she has her second baby
infact she'll probably look hotter. Can't wait for her to get that naked movie role!!!
Posted by: JS at May 15, 2006 10:07 PM
PS- I couldn't have said it any better myself PJ, props to ya
Posted by: JS at May 15, 2006 10:09 PM
She's a no-talent, lip-syncing liar with or without clothes. A disgrace to pop music.
Posted by: EatACookie at May 15, 2006 10:15 PM
Yeah, "me", I was born c-section, too. BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY SISTER DIED DURING NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.
Posted by: scamps at May 15, 2006 10:23 PM
Every man that posts shit on not thinking she is hot after she gets pregnant will be the ones, who beat their wife's after their first kid, and end up in the trailer park, alone.
Posted by: Yo Momma at May 15, 2006 10:30 PM
Fat, thin, pregnant, not pregnant, blonde, brunette... No matter what she looks like, she's still nasty trailer trash. She could look like Angelina Jolie and I still wouldn't fuck her with Bill O'Reilly's dick. That's what turns me off. I have no problem with appearances one way or the other, but with her it's all about personality. I'm sorry, but that trailer-trash, neuveax-riche, dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks, classless attitude of hers is the biggest turn-off in the world. Besides, who wants to sleep with a woman who'd constantly be popping bubble gum the whole time? Ick.
Posted by: AnnArrogance at May 15, 2006 11:25 PM
