I know Egotastic! seems to have turned into "All Britney, All the Time" lately, but with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton's publicity-fueled friendship escalating to new heights of absurdity and grossness with every passing day, it's hard to ignore.
I'm not sure if it's due to the alcohol, or their publicists' dastardly plans, but Paris Hilton feeling up Britney Spears' over-exposed breasts just isn't right. You can almost hear her catching the Herpes. If she hasn't already.
I wouldn't be surprised if these two come out as the latest Lesbian couple, in a last ditch effort to wrench the spotlight back onto themselves. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they were photographed eating each other out in the back of whatever car it is they just threw up in.
But you know, it could just be a case of a friend helping out a friend. I'm pretty sure that if Paris moved her hand, we'd have a full on Britney Spears nipple slip.