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Seriously, for everyone's best interest, someone take that kid away from her. With accident prone Britney Spears as a Mom, and general doofus Kevin Federline as a Dad, Sean Preston Federline's life is already screwed up.
Case in point, while walking to her car yesterday, Britney Spears almost dropped Sean Preston right on his head. On his head! Sure, the kid's fat, but I don't think that would have helped much. Luckily, Britney's new porn star bodyguard was quick on the fumble.
Please, someone, stop the madness. At the very least, get her a stroller.
Update: A few readers have pointed out that Britney made sure not to drop her drink during the whole stumble. And isn't she pregnant again? That better be a Sprite.
Updated Update: Word on the street is that after teh whole incident, Britney was heard saying "This is why I need a gun." WTF!!! Is she really trying that hard to kill her kid?
Video Update: Check out the video of the incident, where you can definitely hear Britney say "This is why I need a gun."
Watch the Video: Britney Spears almost drops her baby
