I don't know what's worse, seeing Britney Spears' ass in a thong bikini, or seeing that thong bikini being eaten alive by a mound of diseased cellulite.
In the first row of pictures, I must admit, that Britney Spears' ass actually looks kinda good, which is really confusing to begin with. Of course, a tiny little thong is nowhere near enough material to keep the world safe from her cooter. But in the next row of pictures, which were taken only a few days later, Britney's ass has exploded into a world of cellulite and flab.
I have no idea what's going on here, and I'll be very happy to keep it that way, thank you very much.
Photo credit: X17