Heidi Montag and Britney Spears Make Sweet... Music?

10:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Hey, wanna hear something really sad, and pathetic? Then take a listen to this new song featuring Britney Spears and Heidi Montag, called "Dramatic." Yes, that's right, the two most ridiculous figures in the "music" industry have joined forces in what can only be an attempt at mutual career suicide. Granted, Britney's career was over long, long ago, and Heidi Montag's music career has only ever existed in her own warped mind.

So, you feel like listening to just about the worst song ever recorded in the history of the Universe? You know you do. Oh, and don't forget about Heidi Montag's bikini music video, either. That one's a real gem.

Listen to the Song:

Britney Spears and Heidi Montag "Dramatic"

And here are some Heidi Montag pictures, because as much as she continues to become more and more plastic, at least she's not Britney Spears.

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Britney Spears' Vagina is Jealous of Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos

11:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Wouldn't you know it, the day after those hot Lindsay Lohan nude photos came out, Britney Spears' vagina rears it's ugly head again. Jealous much!?

As if Britney Spears wasn't sad and pathetic enough, she made sure to hike up her dress and show off that she wasn't wearing any underwear at all. But it's not like she's in a mini-skirt. She's in a full length dress, and she's wearing a parka! I believe the word for that is "deliberate."

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Britney Spears Boob Slip Video

02:01 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, I'm really not sure if you actually want to see this or not, but I got a couple emails from readers about it, so here it is. Now, if you ask me, the novelty of any Britney Spears nudity has long since lost it's lustre, and I really don't need to see her saggy, dirty tits again, but just in case that's the sort of thing you're into, check out the video, and fast forward to the 3:25 mark to catch Britney Spears breast popping out of her top.

Watch the Video:

Britney Spears Boob Slip Video

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Another Britney Spears Upskirt Sans Underwear

12:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Dear Britney Spears,

Fishnet stockings are not a replacement for underwear. While we admire your attempt at finding an alternative to simply going completely, outright commando in a tiny skirt, loose weave fishnets don't actually cover up very much. Furthermore, torn fishnets cover up even less.

In the future, we would appreciate if you actually wore some underwear, or if you really must not, why not try staying home? I understand you have a few of them.

Thank you,

Egotastic!

PS - You are fucking crazy. You might to get that looked at.

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Britney Spears: Naked Shopper

12:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Oh Britney, whatcha gone done this time? If you've been paying attention to all the Britney madness of late (which we haven't, really), you already know Britney Spears is bat shit crazy. Yes, that's the medical term. So it should really come as no shock that the other day saw Britney Spears naked, in the middle of a Betsy Johnson boutique in the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California.

No, I'm not exaggerating here. Britney Stripped completely naked, and walked around the store. And if that wasn't bad enough, she then went back into her cabin, and had sex with her paparazzi boyfriend for some 45 minutes, reports Life & Style. Ew. Icky ick, ew.

Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Britney came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks!

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style.

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee.

"Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

"Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

In one way, you've actually got to admire Britney. She is single-handedly redefining the concept of "rock bottom," one meltdown at a time. That being said, you are all strongly cautioned not to enter the Betsy Johnson store in the Westfield Fashion Square, as it is currently a biohazard zone.

Here are a few pictures from the last time we saw Britney Spears naked in a store, just to remind you that this isn't actually the first time she's done this. Although she has managed to take the concept of public nudity to a seriously disgusting new level.

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Britney Spears Nude Photos for Sale - No One's Buying

12:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

So you know how Britney Spears was "dating" a paparazzi photographer? And you know how everyone was saying A) she's gross, crazy, and has really lowered her standards (yes, lower than Kevin Federline), and 2) he would obviously take pictures of Britney Spears naked, and try and sell them to the highest bidder? Well, done and done.

Yes, it's true, Adnan Ghalib has pictures of Britney Spears nude, and he's trying to raise some cash to pay for the extensive psychiatric help he will now need after being having been with Britney for about a week and a half.

But wait, it gets so much better than that. The best part? Nobody even wants to buy the pictures. One magazine turned them down saying "the photos weren't any good," reports TMZ. There was one buyer, however. An Australian publication has supposedly paid $57,000 for the pictures.

Remember the days when Britney Spears nude pictures would have sold for millions of dollars, and would have brought the Internet to its knees? Yeah, so do I. And then we all saw Britney Spears' pussy.

And if you needed another reason to not want to see Britney naked, here's Britney letting her boobs hang low in just the most attractive way.

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Britney Spears Suicide Attempt or Overdose?

11:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears was taken to hospital early in the morning today after a heated fight took place at her house. Police and ambulances were called to Spears' home after Britney allegedley refused to give custody of her children back to Kevin Federline. She was then taken to hospital after it appeared she was highly intoxicated on an unknown substance. Some speculate it's possible that Britney Spears attempted suicide, or overdosed, after she was labeled as a "special needs" patient at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports Us Magazine.

After Britney Spears defied court-mandated visitation hours Thursday night by refusing to turn over her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, police were called to her home and later a reportedly intoxicated Britney Spears was taken via ambulance to L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

As of 3:45 a.m PST Friday, Spears remained in the hospital under observation.

A hospital source tells Usmagazine.com that Spears has been designated a "special needs" patient, meaning "they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."

Us has learned that the pop star was due to turn over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, Thursday at 7 p.m. Federline's bodyguard was supposed to pick them up, but Spears was defiant. She had been with the kids at her Beverly Hills home since noon Thursday, after being briefly deposed earlier in her ongoing custody dispute.

About ninety minutes after refusing to give up the kids, police arrived.

You know, it's going to sound really mean, but this honestly isn't surprising news. The only thing that's really surprising is how soon it's all happening already. Though, people always say the Holidays are the worst time of year for some. Was it a Britney Spears suicide attempt, did she overdose, and why was she smiling in the ambulance!?

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Britney Spears Shows Nipples, Sleeps with Paparazzi, Keeps Getting Crazier

11:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears is so F'ed up it's not even funny anymore. Well, okay, it's still funny, but not "Ha Ha" funny, you know? More like "Ugh" funny. Anyway, Britney had one hell of a weekend full of total lunacy, but the headline of the week is that Britney Spears is sleeping with a Paparazzi photographer. OK magazine reports that on top of driving around in a crazed state, making multiple stops at gas stations to "go to the bathroom", and maniacally yelling at the Paparazzi around her, she also spent the night with one photographer, named Adnan, because apparently, her life isn't sad enough already.

Brit made her way to the Peninsula Hotel, where Adnan is waiting to escort her up to a room. An hour later, Adnan left the hotel for a few minutes to buy cigarettes. When asked if there's any romance going on he responds cryptically, "It's hard to make babies when you're just having lunch."

After scoring some smokes from the photogs, Adnan retreated to the hotel room where he remained until 10:25 a.m.! Upon leaving, he joked to his fellow snappers that he and Brit are getting hitched, which some insiders think might not be unbelievable. "He's one of the hotter-looking photographers out there," one insider tells OK!. "He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He's always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor."

It appears that the love-fest isn't over, as Adnan drove from the hotel to Britney's house, where he remained into early Sunday afternoon, around the same time Britney is supposed to be visited by her two young boys.

Yeah. Just when you thought she couldn't get worse... At least she's consistent. You've got to give her that. People talk about hitting rock bottom, but Britney is redefining the whole concept. She's past the Magma and heading for the Core. It hurts my brain just writing about this.

Oh, and here's Britney in a see-through top in which you can see her nipples, as if you want to. That guy in the stupid hat, grey zip-up, and flattened nose is Adnan, the "good looking" paparazzi.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Make Me Sad

01:08 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

If you've been following the downward spiral of Britney Spears' life, you already know how completely F-ed her life is, so you probably don't need these Britney Spears bikini pictures as further proof. I'd just like to point out that this Britney Spears being all sad that she can't see her kids. Apparently Britney Spears like to dance around in a bikini when she's sad.

And by sad I mean high.

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Britney Spears' Breasts Need to Be Put Away, and So Does She

12:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

As if it wasn't bad enough that we constantly have to deal with looking at Britney Spears' vagina, now we have to contend with Britney Spears' saggy breasts, and I'd really rather not. We all know that Britney Spears has lost all grip on reality, and this point is further confirmed by the fact that she obviously thinks she's still sexy.

You know what would be sexy? Britney Spears in a straight jacket. Okay, well, that wouldn't actually be sexy, but it would be a step in the right direction.

Lots more pictures of Britney Spears' unwelcome cleavage after the jump.

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