Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole "fierce" thing so seriously that she now wants people to call her "Sasha Fierce." Yeah, she's retarded. On the other hand, she does look pretty good here in the December issue of GQ Germany. Although I don't think she needs giant underwear with bangles on them. We already know her ass is huge. We don't need the extra help.