Beyonce's Cleavage is Fierce

11:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Um, Hello! Not sure what got into Beyonce, but these are some damn sexy pictures. One might even say they're "fierce." I wouldn't say that, though, because I think anyone who uses that word is a pretentious fashion douchebag. Yes, I'm talking about Tyra Banks and her cronies, all those guys on Project Runway, and especially Beyonce herself, the ultimate douche, because she actually re-named herself Sascha Fierce. The word is lame, people, and you sound like idiots every time you use it. Get a thesaurus, and learn some new words. That being said, Beyonce's cleavage is pretty fierce.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip at the Oscars

02:48 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

You probably didn't see it on the live boradcast of the Academy Awards on Sunday, but during her abysmal musical number with Hugh Jackman, there was a Beyonce nipple slip. Luckily, it was captured and now we can share it with you. Of course, much like the Oscar show itself, it's kind of boring and pointless. But at least this nip slip won't make you wait four hours to get to the main event.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany

11:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole "fierce" thing so seriously that she now wants people to call her "Sasha Fierce." Yeah, she's retarded. On the other hand, she does look pretty good here in the December issue of GQ Germany. Although I don't think she needs giant underwear with bangles on them. We already know her ass is huge. We don't need the extra help.

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Beyonce Bikini, But No Booty

02:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

For a woman who extoled the virtues of her bootyliciousness, you'd think these Beyonce bikini pictures would be showing off her ass more, and boy does she have a lot of ass to show off. But instead, she's got it all wrapped up under a not-particularly-flattering wrap. And speaking of not particularly flattering, that bikini top isn't doing her any favours either. Remember the days when Beyonce was sexy? Yeah, me neither.

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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

03:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture

01:10 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Well, what's that I see? It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip. This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now. Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture was taken, just that we've got it now. So here it is: A Beyonce nipple slip.

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Beyonce's Boobs Win at the 2007 American Music Awards

05:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

If you're wondering who won or lost at last night's American Music Awards, I can assure you I have no idea, nor do I care. All I know is that Beyonce's boobs are the clear winners of the night. Of course, the fact that her dress makes her look like an overgrown statuette is not lost on me. Too bad I can't make any "Golden Globes" jokes. Oh wait, I think I just did.

Lots more pictures of Beyonce after the jump, and don't forget to check out all the other ladies in our 2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post. There's over 100 pictures in all.

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Beyonce's Ass is Under Control

01:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

If you've ever wondered what marvel of engineering technology it takes to handle a booty like Beyonce's, wonder no more. It's none other than full-on, control-top, granny panties. Sexy, ain't it? That's right, the only thing that can keep Beyonce's ass under control is the mother of all underwear.

Can you imagine the sheer amount of giggle there would have been if she was wearing a thong? There would be seismic activity in Japan from those rippling waves. A veritable Tsunami of bootyliciousness.

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