Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

03:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture

01:10 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Well, what's that I see? It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip. This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now. Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture was taken, just that we've got it now. So here it is: A Beyonce nipple slip.

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Beyonce's Boobs Win at the 2007 American Music Awards

05:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

If you're wondering who won or lost at last night's American Music Awards, I can assure you I have no idea, nor do I care. All I know is that Beyonce's boobs are the clear winners of the night. Of course, the fact that her dress makes her look like an overgrown statuette is not lost on me. Too bad I can't make any "Golden Globes" jokes. Oh wait, I think I just did.

Lots more pictures of Beyonce after the jump, and don't forget to check out all the other ladies in our 2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post. There's over 100 pictures in all.

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Beyonce's Ass is Under Control

01:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

If you've ever wondered what marvel of engineering technology it takes to handle a booty like Beyonce's, wonder no more. It's none other than full-on, control-top, granny panties. Sexy, ain't it? That's right, the only thing that can keep Beyonce's ass under control is the mother of all underwear.

Can you imagine the sheer amount of giggle there would have been if she was wearing a thong? There would be seismic activity in Japan from those rippling waves. A veritable Tsunami of bootyliciousness.

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Are Beyonce's Nipples Showing Through?

10:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

I'm not sure if my eyes are playing tricks on me, or if it's just wishful thinking, but I'm pretty sure I can see some Beyonce nipple action going on through that green dress. It's obvious that her dress is sheer, and even though she'd probably prefer that I pay attention to that lame cell phone she's promoting, rather than her breasts, that's not about to happen.

Anyway, hard to say for certain whether she's really showing nip, but take a closer look and judge for yourself. If your boss catches you, just tell him your doing research. If he asks what the research is for, punch him in the neck and run away real quick. He would have probably fired you anyway for wasting time trying to find Beyonce's nipples.

Okay, I might be crazy, but nipples or no, you can definitely see her double-sided tape beginning to fail. If only...

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Beyonce's Breasts Exposed on Stage

03:03 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Beyonce Knowles had a very public wardrobe malfunction the other night in Toronto, when during her show, she flashed her breasts to everyone in the audience. And thanks to the power of the Internet, now the whole world can feel like they were there.

The incident was a bit reminicent of Marilyn Monroe's dress blown up by a gust of wind, though, in this case, Beyonce wasn't wearing a bra, which you might think would have been a good idea. Well, not for us, but for her.

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Beyonce Fall Down Go Boom

10:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

It's fun to laugh at celebrities when they get busted for cocaine possession, but it's even more fun to laugh at them when they fall on their ass in the middle of a live concert. And that's just what Beyonce Knowles last night at her show.

She was on a set of stairs when she lost her footing and went careening down to the ground. Though, to her credit, she did bounce right back up and keep singing. I guess that big ol' butt of hers is actually pretty useful. She's like Tigger or something.

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Beyonce Knowles falls on her ass

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Beyonce Knowles falls on her ass - repeatedly thanks to some clever editing

Here are some older, unrelated pictures of Beyonce in concert, looking like Big Bird on Crack. No wonder she fell over. More pictures after the jump.

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Beyonce Brings Her Bikini BACK

03:58 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Well, Beyonce Knowles is back in a bikini, and so is her Back. And for those of you not down with the "street" lingo, Back means Ass. And in case you hadn't noticed, Beyonce definitely "got back."

Talk about Bootylicious, I think there's a four course meal in there. I was going to do a play on words about a teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini, but there ain't no polka-dots, and those bikini bottoms definitely ain't teeny-weeny.

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Beyonce Bikini Pictures

12:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

I don't know why exactly, but this whole week has been full of celebrity bikini pictures, and today is no different. So, in that spirit, here are some Beyonce bikini pictures, taken at her hotel pool in Monaco.

As I said in my Kelly Preston bikini pictures post, I'm pretty much contractually obligated to post these pictures of Beyonce Knowles in her bikini, but honestly, I'm more interested in that black MacBook she's got out. I know, I'm sad.

More Beyonce bikini pictures after the jump.

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