Audrina Patridge Was Made for Bikinis. Literally.

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Audrina Patridge is back doing what she does best: looking hot in a bikini in Vegas. In fact, I'm pretty sure she can't do anything else, besides look like an airhead on The Hills. But that's fine, it's not like anyone's asking Audrina for her plan to solve the energy crisis, or to write a treatise String Theory. Though you've got to admit she is smart in at least one way: She's definitely getting her money's worth from those fake breasts.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures from Douchebag Central (aka LA)

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It feels like Fridays are Audrina Patridge bikini picture days lately, and that's fine by me. This week, we have Audrina in her pink bikini, on what looks like a rooftop pool in downtown LA. I think it's that hotel pool that's in all those movies and TV shows.

The most amusing part of these pictures, aside from that incredible Audrina Patridge side boob, is all the fucking douchebags hanging out in the pool with their fucking douchebag hats, and their fucking douchebag tattoos. Take note: If you have too many tattoos, wear small fedora hats, or baseball caps with patterns or rhinestones on them (cocked to the side), wear your pants below your underwear, wear white sunglases, and / or too much jewelery, you are a fucking douchebag. Yeah you, you fucking douchebag.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Start the Weekend Right

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It's the weekend again (thank God!), and I can't think of a better way to start it off than with another hot set of Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. I must admit, though, that these Audrina's breasts are really looking especially fake in these shots, taken at the magical DKNY Jeans Beach House, where hot celebs seem to do nothing but prance around in their bikinis, and pose for photos. But, yeah, she still killer hot, so I'm not going to complain too much.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Still Awesome

12:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

Okay, so I'm crushing hard on Audrina Patridge right now. Even with the fake boobs (which I'm usually againt), these Audrina Patridge bikini pictures are really, really hot. Of course, it's obvious Audrina knows how good she looks, and is totally just showing off. But that's just fine. Because the more she shows off, the more pictures of her I get to post. That's what we call a symbiotic relationship. And that's your big word of the day.

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Audrina Patridge is All About the Boobs

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Audrina Patridge's strategy to get attention is pretty obvious. It basically involves showing off her breasts as much as possible. It's simple, to the point, and effective. And I like it. You may have also noticed that Audrina is weraing a bikini top under her very low-cut dress. Might we see some Audrina Patridge bikini pictures again soon? I hope so.

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Audrina Patridge Topless in Into The Blue 2?

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I can't find the original article, so I'm not 100% sure on this one, but according to National Ledger (ever the bastion of journalistic integrity), Star magazine is reporting that we will see Audrina Patridge topless in her new movie Into the Blue 2. The report also indicates that we will soon see pictures of Audrina nude on the set, but I think that's a stretch.

Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on. According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film. The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming "Into The Blue 2".

Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort). "The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds," a source tells the magazine. "Still, she's a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress."

So, are we really going to see Audrina Patridge topless again? Well, considering that she's a total attention whore (though not as bad as Heidi Montag), and that we've already seen Audrina Patridge topless pictures and Audrina Patridge nude pictures, I'd say it feels likely. If it's true. Plus, she hasn't showed off her new breast implants yet.

The real question, of course, is whether or not we will get to see Laura Vandervoort topless too...

And if you remember those Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from the set of Into the Blue 2 from back in May, here are some more bikini shots that we haven't posted yet. Lots more after the jump.

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Audrina Patridge is Sexy in... TV Guide?

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Audrina Patridge takes to the pages, and cover of TV Guide this week, and as you might expect, she looks pretty awesome. These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures actually make "The Guide" look more like an issue of Maxim, and frankly, that's fine with me. And wouldn't you know it, this issue is informative, too. I know know that Audrina likes riding bareback...

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Audrina Patridge is Busting out

03:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge may not be as completely fake as her Hills-mate Heidi Montag, but she's pretty close. Still, implants aside, I just can't get over how sexy she is. The fact that she's wearing a cleavagey top and short shorts makes it that much harder (wink wink). Of course, now that Audrina has newer, larger breast implants, I think it's about time we saw some new Audrina Patridge nude pictures. For scientific purposes, of course.

Also, where do I apply for the job of the guy who gets to feel up Audrina's ass while she shops? Please let me know. More Audrina sexiness after the jump.

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

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Okay, I can't really think of a better way to start the weekend than with these Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. Okay, that's not really true. I can actually think of quite a few better ways to start the weekend. For instance, these could have been pictures of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge nude sunbathing. And then of course they would need to apply tanning lotion to each other's tight, toned bodies. And then one thing leads to another, and, well, you know. Cuz there's nothing better than make-up sex.

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Audrina Patridge Upskirt Pictures

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Oopsey doodle! Looks like someone just learned the danger of wearing a really short skirt. Of course, these days, any way a wannabe star can get attention is fair game, as these Audrina Patridge upskirt pictures will prove. But just how much attention is Audrina going for? Are we talking Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears style exposure? To find out whether or not Audrina is wearing any underwear, you'll just have to click on the pictures.

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