Aubrey O'Day (Attention) Whores it Up in Maxim

11:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day is an annoying fame whore, and I hate annoying fame whores, but she's also pretty frickin' hot, so it kind of balances out. I also like how she embraces that other whore quality she has, by dressing in so very little for this photoshoot. Of course, I'm talking about her being an attention whore, which is slightly different than a fame whore, but you can't really be a fame whore without being an attention whore (though the reverse is possible). And technically, Aubrey O'Day is topless in the last picture, but seeing as how Maxim has been watering it down lately, the only thing big fake things of Aubrey's that you get to see are her lips.

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Aubrey O'Day Gets Oiled Up in Her Underwear on Twitter, Because She is an Attention Whore

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It's basically all right there in the title, but I guess I could go into a little more detail. These pictures of Aubrey O'Day in her underwear getting oiled up and glitter blown onto her body in a very suggestive manner were taken during the rehearsals for Aubrey's stint in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, in which we hear that you get to see Aubrey O'Day naked. And because Aubrey is an attention whore, she then posted the pictures on Twitter. See, Twitter is useful after all.

But who hasn't seen Aubrey O'Day naked? Hell, go into any strip bar and you can see 10 women who look exactly like Aubrey O'Day naked all at once. And if you tip well, I'm sure you can get even more. And the same is probably true for Aubrey...

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Aubrey O'Day Nude Playboy Pictures

01:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

Well, here it is. Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy. And, well, um.... I'm bored. I don't get it. Playboy paid $500,000 for one of the skankiest, nastiest, slutiest chicks in the world (who hangs out with porn stars) to sit on a chair in front of grey background? Really? I mean, I'm not expecting to see Aubrey getting gang-banged by midgets, but WTF? Besides photoshopping the fuck out of her already plastic face (and breasts) there is absolutely no effort being put in here. Someone needs to remind Playboy that the phrase is "sex sells" not "boring plastic clone women with boring fake plastic boobs sells." And forget the sex, where's the sexy? Why is Aubrey O'Day naked putting me to sleep?

If you want to see more of Aubrey O'Day naked, you can find it at Playboy.com and the Cyber Club, and who knows, maybe that's where all the sexy pictures are.

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Aubrey O'Day Does Playboy

11:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

With a little help from Photoshop (okay, a lot of help) we'll soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. But for now, all we have is these few preview pictures. Now, if you're feeling a slight sense of confusion, don't worry, that's just a sense of excitement for an issue of Playboy, which probably feels unfamiliar because you've never experienced that before. But don't worry, it's completely normal. Now, let's just hope that this photoshoot actually shows Aubrey O'Day naked, and not teasing around with 8 pages of Aubrey covering up the good stuff (as Playboy often does).

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Aubrey O'Day All Wet And On Her Knees

10:28 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

Well, if these aren't the most appropriate pictures of Aubrey O'Day I've ever seen, then I don't know what are. It's Aubrey sopping wet, and on her knees in some behind-the-scenes pictures from her Complex magazine photoshoot (you know, the one where Aubrey O'Day was topless). If you're wondering why Aubrey looks so happy it's because she's really comfortable in that position, since she spends most of her days on her knees. I mean, how do you think she got into Puff Daddy's fake girl bad in the first place?

Looks like she's getting ready for her close up money shot.

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Aubrey O'Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

01:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and it's probably her life-long dream to pose naked in Playboy. Which is great, because Aubrey O'Day is also really hot. Here's what TMZ has to say about it.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens. We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

Awesome. Now here are some pictures of Aubrey O'Day in a see-trough shirt, in which you can see her nipples.

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Aubrey O'Day's Cleavage Cries for Attention

08:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

Oh look, it's Aubrey O'day. Or, rather I should say, it's Aubrey O'Day's cleavage. Talk about a cray for attention. She's got more breast than a bucket of KFC (there's always too many wings). But yeah, I'm not complaining. I like seeing Aubrey O'Day's breasts as much as the next guy. But coming hot off the heels of those Aubrey O'day topless pictures from Complex magazine, you do get the sense that she'll probably do just about anything for the spotlight. And I'm pretty sure her dog isn't happy about it either.

Photo credit: Flynet / WENN / bauergriffinonline.com

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Aubrey O'Day is Topless, Licking Pole, and Talking Porn in Complex

02:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

If you needed a reason to go out and pick up the latest issue of Complex magazine how about Aubrey O'Day topless, licking a stripper pole, and talking about watching porn with her best friend Jenna Jameson? Yeah, I thought you might like that. The Danity Kane (attention) whore does a really good job of basically getting naked, and talking about what a nasty freak she is, and how she loves watching porn, and how she's not really a whore like everyone says. No, really, she said that.

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I'm OK with that. Because I love who I am. You're going to have to interpret me however you're going to interpret me.

Right. And then she said this:

So when people hear you're best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—
Aubrey O'Day: —I'm going to do sex tapes and porn.

You seem to like to talk about sex.
Aubrey O'Day: I love porn.

Do you have a favorite star?
Aubrey O'Day: Jenna Jameson, obviously.

Is it weird watching your BFF?
Aubrey O'Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don't watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, "Oh no!" I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

Guys are always curious about girls and porn.
Aubrey O'Day: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that's my little fetish. Really, I'm more turned on by watching the girls than the guys.

Yeah. So, not a whore? Whatever. If it talks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and has big fake lips like a duck... Then it's probably Aubrey O'Day, who seems to go out of her way to bring up sex and the fact that she's watches her best friend Jenna Jameson have sex on video. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just don't pretend you're a virgin.

For the rest of the interview, check out Complex, and for the hot pics, you know what to do.

Link: Aubrey O'Day is Topless, Licking Pole, and Talking Porn in Complex