Friday, 17 February, 2006
Ashlee Simpson Looks Really Weird
Um, I don't know exactly what happened to Ashlee Simpson, but she looks really, really weird. It's not an obvious weird (or maybe it is), but she doesn't seem to look like she normally does. It actually looks like she's had massive facial reconstructive surgery, and they got it almost right. But something is definitely off.
First off, her tanning lotion has made her skin look completely orange and ridiculous. Especially in contrast to her bleach blonde hair extensions. Then there's her lips. Can anyone say collagen!? Her upper lip is huge. She either had collagen injections, or she got punched in the face by her manager dad for using too much self-tanner lotion. But what makes me think she was in some kind of horrible accident, and recontructed like the Cyborg on Smallville last night is her feet. Check out the closeup of her feet after the jump, but beware! It's not a pretty sight.
For a comparison, check out the pictures of Ashlee Simpon and her mean manager dad, after the jump. You'll see. No ugly orange skin, and much thinner lips.
Reader Observation Update: A few readers have written in saying that everything from Ashlee's nose to her chin also look different. I don't know exactly what the deal is, but as I said before, the girl looks weird. The comments section is now open. Let me know what you think of Ashlee Simpson's new look after the jump.
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She is trying to look all "Jessica"... and falling short!!
Does anyone else think it is weird that Dad has a diamond earing!?! sick!!
Posted by: K at February 17, 2006 04:07 PM
she looks freakish and disgusting
Posted by: tami at February 17, 2006 04:09 PM
I think she was probably trying to run away from one of her dads nightly visits and tripped and fell in her tub of sunless tanner
Posted by: melissa at February 17, 2006 04:27 PM
her dad looks like a creep and why is her dad always her date.i wonder if her mom gets jealous.
Posted by: jellybean at February 17, 2006 04:32 PM
looks like she had jaw bone implants or something to make her face look fuller.
Posted by: sissy at February 17, 2006 04:33 PM
nice forehead wrinkles!!! im like 5 years older than her and she has worse skin than me... seriously. for a 21 year old, that is NOT normal. this bitch be busted.
Posted by: justlikehoney at February 17, 2006 04:35 PM
One thing IS for sure ande DEFINITELY noticable in both pictures is she has most definitely gotten her teeth worked on. If you look at the pic with her and her dad, the side teeth are all crooked, but the ones up top where her skin is REALLY orange, they are as straight as can be... hmmm, what else has she done?
Posted by: Mel at February 17, 2006 04:41 PM
I think its a combination of many things, the sunless tanner, her eyebrows are really thin and her hair is too blond.
Posted by: pepperatstate at February 17, 2006 04:43 PM
I actually think she looks better then she has ever looked. She looks great!
Posted by: Salzajan at February 17, 2006 05:05 PM
She really is one of the ugliest famous-by-relation-only "stars" around today.
Posted by: Yeo at February 17, 2006 05:13 PM
umm .. she got her lips (and prolly teeth) done the same time jess did. for the life of me i could not fig out why noone was focusing on Ass. finally some recognition!!
Posted by: misscisco at February 17, 2006 06:08 PM
Chafing wounds on the instep are caused most commonly by boots or shoes that are ill-fitting, too tight, wrong size, or just plain bad quality. I think the word we're looking for here is Cheap.
Posted by: savvy at February 17, 2006 06:27 PM
It's the butt cheeks she used to have in lieu of a chin...they are goooone.
Posted by: Dj at February 17, 2006 06:42 PM
I wish it all go away!
Donna A.
Posted by: Donna A. at February 17, 2006 06:53 PM
she looks like a cheap slut...but why has she still not fixed her nose..its huge.!! and the big lips just make it look more swollen!
Posted by: teeno at February 17, 2006 07:12 PM
Looks like she's TRYING to look like That whore Paris Hilton.
Posted by: Fuggy at February 17, 2006 07:52 PM
looking at her feet makes me want to shit razorblades
LITERALLY
Posted by: jimmcrackcorn at February 17, 2006 08:13 PM
I think its a combination of the bad tanner, drinking heavily the night before and getting her teeth and lips done. I worked for years in a plastic surgery office. It doesn't appear as though she's had any implants, but things like the tanner settling into the minimal lines in her forhead, making them look a lot worse, add to an overall bad image. She should really just stop trying to be her sister and go back to being herself in the right size shoes.
Posted by: Rachel at February 17, 2006 08:51 PM
oh no. she's looking like paris hilton.
Posted by: rachel at February 17, 2006 09:17 PM
Dude I think she looks fucking hot! Just amazing and better then she has looked before!
Posted by: Ronnie Woo at February 17, 2006 10:05 PM
Posted by: Darran at February 17, 2006 10:21 PM
uggh...ok fake tan..and platinum hair..it just looks rediculously tacky!! someone tell her hair stylist to put some low lights in to complement her complexion..she would look normal if her hair was a bit darker.. white hair on orange skin is always a no no! o and she got the bump on her nose shaved down..but didnt fix the point..to not make it that noticeable to her fans..and critics
Posted by: christina at February 17, 2006 11:29 PM
She has lost a lot of weight...bleached her hair and jumped into a Mystic tanning booth. Her teeth are still crooked, though. You can see it if you look at the full size image
Posted by: erin at February 17, 2006 11:31 PM
She's had some work done. I think she looks as if she's trying to be her sister.
AS for her feet. Well, they look like the feet of any woman who wore a pair of uncomfortable shoes for far too long.
Posted by: RG at February 17, 2006 11:39 PM
She still has her Popeye chin.
Posted by: gp at February 18, 2006 12:21 AM
I think she looks hot, better than before anyways... except she is starting to look like Nicky Hilton
Posted by: Melerissa at February 18, 2006 12:53 AM
She's totally had a nose job. A really good one -- it looks much better...but she has definitely had her nose thinned out. That would explain some of the bouts with "exhaustion" she has had recently.
Posted by: sebia at February 18, 2006 01:54 AM
how is it possible that everytime i see this bitch she looks uglier?! she had all this work done, and still looks uglier...jessica too, its like the more they try to fix themselves up, the uglier they become...
wish she would've gotten stuck in her tanning booth and blown up like those dumb bitches in final destination 3 :)
Posted by: sea at February 18, 2006 03:29 AM
In the oompa loompa pictures she looks like she belongs in porn - in the second set it almost seems like she's morphing into her sister.
It still urks me how such an untalented and severly annoying person could be so famous.
Posted by: Holmes at February 18, 2006 03:38 AM
Looks like the fly was in the teleporter for this girl
Posted by: scrappy at February 18, 2006 04:55 AM
sissy, you fool. I'm 23 and I've got forehead wrinkles (or lines, if you will).
Don't worry, you'll eventually get them. Just goes to show you obviously show no sort of emotion or expression.
(Not that this is a 'I'm defending AS' post).
Posted by: dd at February 18, 2006 06:57 AM
Great, love when the Ctrl + C function doesn't work on your keyboard and you direct your comment to the wrong person. Apologies. The insult still stands, justlikehoney.
Posted by: dd at February 18, 2006 07:00 AM
She's just a big jug of whore sweat. AND she's starting to resemble Alic Cooper!
Posted by: brian at February 18, 2006 07:16 AM
For some reason, she's trying to look like her sister. Maybe that's what daddy likes.
Posted by: MissCyn at February 18, 2006 08:14 AM
she looks like she had a nicotine dip..
Posted by: d.c. at February 18, 2006 09:37 AM
She looks like that "tan girl" from american idol! Scary!
Posted by: Richard at February 18, 2006 10:25 AM
I think she looks odd because she has lost alot of weight and you can see her bones better....Tooooo Skinnnnnnyyyyy
Posted by: Susan at February 18, 2006 10:32 AM
Yeah a lot different, but still great.
And her lips don't look different!!
Posted by: Trevor at February 18, 2006 11:04 AM
I would say she's going less Jess and more David Lee Roth.
Not a good look!
Posted by: T at February 18, 2006 11:08 AM
I work for a plastic surgeon and although he wasn't happy to do it, I had the doc look at the pics. His conclusions-without a doubt she had a NOSE JOB, CHIN IMPLANT, and COLLAGEN in her LIPS. It's also possible she had some lipo to thin out her face. He says the nose job is slight and very good. However IMO all of the surgery is overshadowed by an overdose of mystic tan, very bad hair extensions, and a horrid dye job.
I blame dear old dad-isn't it time to have Joe Simpson brought up on charges??
Posted by: SYDNEY at February 18, 2006 11:26 AM
1. She looks a *lot* like Nicky Hilton.
2. I think she's had cheek implants (rather than jaw ones) (kind of like Eliza Dushku's -- check out badplasticsurgery.com) that make her whole face look wider
3. Possible nose job -- hard to tell
4. Lip collagen or something like it, definitely
5. Extreme weight loss
6. Dumped a vat of hair bleach, extensions, then self-tanner over all of it, plus completely different eye makeup, so that we would think it was one of those instead of the obvious plastic surgery. Once this face settles in, and she returns to a "normal" hair color and good makeup, it might look good. The key word in that sentence is "might."
Posted by: d at February 18, 2006 11:37 AM
SHE LOOKS HOTTER THAN EVER!!
Posted by: jayson at February 18, 2006 11:43 AM
her cheeks are wider, she used to have a face that narrowed into her chin, now her face is wider. she looks a heck of a lot more like jessica - which isn't really even a good thing...
Posted by: starphuck at February 18, 2006 11:55 AM
Gashley is so much road kill. She's hideous, but I can't look away!
Posted by: Deb at February 18, 2006 12:07 PM
I think that her being in Hawaii for two weeks would explain the tan.
The only thing that majorly changed was her hair.
It's not my favorite look, but, knowing Ashlee, she'll change it in a good two months, tops.
Posted by: Ba da bing at February 18, 2006 01:01 PM
I think she looks fuckin' sexy!
Posted by: Alan at February 18, 2006 01:04 PM
At first I thought it was a her chin, then her teeth, but now I’m thinking that it looks like she got a nose job, before Ashlee’s nose used to be longer and you can see a definite bump in her side profile. Now her nose is smooth, and seems shorter. She looks like shit still ,but with a better nose.
Posted by: Amy at February 18, 2006 01:48 PM
I think she looks AWSOME....Top of the line like allways.
Posted by: marco at February 18, 2006 03:30 PM
she does look really really different but im going on the basis of her tan, me and ashlee have very similar features except the chin our noses are similar but my mose isn't as large..........but when i get a tan i look like a different person, and also in comparison with the blonde hair im just blaming it on the tan
Posted by: sarah at February 18, 2006 04:29 PM
omg her lips look like its disappearing what is going on with her and the feet omg
Posted by: rachel at February 18, 2006 05:52 PM
she looks like paris hilton in the top pic.
Posted by: Nickel at February 18, 2006 09:45 PM
well, she is ugly as fuck, i'll give you that. and her self tanner is god awful but i don't think she had collagen injections. i think she is wearing stupid lipliner that has been applied way above where her upper lip starts. a lot of makeup artists do that to make lips look fuller and it usually just looks retarded.
Posted by: julie at February 18, 2006 10:21 PM
My god! Was she attacked by a rabid poodle or something?! Her feet are looking fugly. Are you telling me that girl couldn't have put some boots on? Oh, or better yet a bag around her face. ~sigh~
She is looking weird that is for sure, but I hate to disagree but her lips look pretty much the same to me.
I have had one of those spray tans and having my face tan made everything look weird, hopefully that is it. Cause that girl is UGLIER which is sad.
Ahhh.... I can't help but take a little joy in her ugliness though... ~wink~
Posted by: Virenda at February 19, 2006 02:05 AM
aren't those fugly shoes her sister's line? haha nice endorsement lol.
Posted by: larvate libertine at February 19, 2006 02:31 AM
I think she's just thinner. It was rumoured she was doing one of those Hollywood "doctor assisted" diets anyway. Her features are just all accentuated more (lord help us), that could be from thinning out.
Posted by: saram23 at February 19, 2006 10:43 AM
The only thing I can tell that's different is her nose. She got a nose job. And maybe whitened her teeth. Remember what happened when that dirty dancing check got a nose job? Afterwards no one recognized her.
Posted by: Me at February 19, 2006 11:51 AM
Just another example of that to be beautiful in the public eye, you've got to be stick-thin, tan and have bleached-blond hair. Oh, and plumped-out lips. I must have missed the boat somewhere, with black hair and no tan. But somehow, I managed to get married. But I'm not famous or making a lot of money, so maybe that tells you something.
Posted by: cat at February 19, 2006 12:39 PM
She for sure did not get a nose job because it is still as big as it always is and i dont think her teeth got fixed either because you can see the crooked one in the first picture. The only thing is she used way to much fake tanner, but other than that she looks the same to me as ever.
Posted by: Andrea at February 19, 2006 02:39 PM
YES! It's the chin! It's GONE...and the nose looks a bit less butt cheeky as well
Posted by: marie at February 19, 2006 08:18 PM
She must've gotten a body double to fill in for her while she hides from papa joe... seriously, she looks totally different & yeah, freakish.
Posted by: cal at February 19, 2006 09:33 PM
Ok.
Cool.
She's not perfect.
So what?
Posted by: kc at February 20, 2006 09:52 AM
Well lets see for starters her skin is way to ORANGE. She is trying to be like jessica i mean if i was her i would just stick with what i look like coz she is prettier than jessica but when she tries to be like her it makes her look wierd
Posted by: Nicole at February 20, 2006 07:00 PM
Her tan looks good. Usually she looks WAY too pale in comparison with her bleach blonde hair. She does look like she got her lips injected with something but she looks much better then usual.
Posted by: Britney at February 21, 2006 03:28 AM
i think she looks awesome!!!...ok the tan is bad but when ur really white who doesn't turn orange? i like her hair that way..i think she looks good...u guys are a bunch of haters..if u dont like her then why do u want to see pics of her??..hmm....go eat another doughnut and keep looking at who u WISH u could look like!!
Posted by: nikki at February 21, 2006 11:16 AM
as a girl i am sick and tired of the emphasis placed on women's looks. get over it. take some pictures of yourselves and laugh at all of your perceived flaws, because i am sure we could find JUST AS MANY on any of you. i hope you people find the security, maturity, and compassion to one day cease your sophomoric actions.
Posted by: a girl at February 21, 2006 11:35 AM
I totally agree with "a girl" ...as a girl i am sick and tired of the emphasis placed on women's looks. get over it. take some pictures of yourselves and laugh at all of your perceived flaws, because i am sure we could find JUST AS MANY on any of you. i hope you people find the security, maturity, and compassion to one day cease your sophomoric actions.
Posted by: Another GIRL at February 21, 2006 12:12 PM
Lol, i just love reading these comments. Truly some sadistic bitches out there in the world! But she truly is trying to be talented by osmosis, cuz she ain't got it. And a "doctor assisted" diet? What is that? When the doctor puts HIS finger down your throat so you can puke, because you're so famous and rich you can't possibly do it yourself? Thats why teeth whitening is so popular in hollywood, because constant vomiting yellows them because of the bile. How glamourous.
Posted by: ant at February 21, 2006 02:07 PM
I think she just porked up a bit in the face...although her chin is looking more dimpled than usual...like jessica's.
Posted by: cessie at February 21, 2006 08:18 PM
