In obvious news today, The Sun reports that Angelina Jolie has ranked as the top star women would to have a lesbian affair with in the gay magazine Diva.
The magazine reports: "She's our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racing and sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine."
The Tomb Raider star beat gay actress Portia De Rossi and Basic Instinct star Sharon Stone to the top spot.
The full Top 10 are:
- 1. Angelina Jolie
- 2. Portia De Rossi
- 3. Gina Gershon
- 4. Sharon Stone
- 5. Jodie Foster
- 6. Queen Latifah
- 7. Halle Berry
- 8. Charlize Theron
- 9. Salma Hayek
- 10. Drew Barrymore
Woah, hold on a second. Queen Latifah is ranked as #6!? WTF!? Can you say "one of these things is not like the other?" How do you go have Queen Latifah above Halle Berry and Charlize Theron?
Anyway, getting back to the Angelina Jolie news, The BBC is saying that Angelina and Brad Pitt may actually be getting married this weekend in northern Italy.
Italian newspapers say the Hollywood couple will be wed in a ceremony at their friend George Clooney's villa in the town of Laglio on Lake Como.
Monica Mantero, the wife of Laglio's mayor, told Associated Press there was "a lot of movement" at Clooney's villa, where the Syriana star was expected.
Spokesmen for Clooney and Pitt declined to comment on the claims.
Ms Mantero, who lives near Clooney's home, said there was "a lot of people there".
She said Pitt and Jolie had not fixed a date with her husband to officiate in wedding proceedings.
Not sure if this wedding will actually happen, but one things for sure, the pictures from that wedding are going to be like tabloid porn.
But back to that lesbian fantasy story for a minute... I know they mean Angelina when she's at her best is the ultimate dream (for guys and girls alike), but these pictures leave me more attracted to Brad than her. But that's for another magazine altogether.