Saturday, 27 May, 2006
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Give Birth to Baby Girl - Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
Hazzah! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gave birth to their new baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (well, Angelina did most of the work), reports People Magazine.
The baby was born May 27 in Namibia, and will soon be crowned Superme Ruler of the Known Universe, and has been betrothed to Suri Cruise for the first ever Baby Lesbian Super Celebrity Marriage Extravaganza. To be broadcast on Pay-Per-View. She will then be a guest judge on American Idol.
All hail Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, the Great and Mighty, All-Knowing, All-Seeing, Perfect Being - Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. We are yours to command as you see fit. May God keep you, and protect you for all of your days. Amen.
And just so you're not confused, the picture above is a fake. Albeit a good one.
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she will be so freakin hottttttttt
Posted by: Night elf at May 28, 2006 03:45 AM
otherworldly freakin hotttttt!mere mortals will not be verbally able to communicate her hotness!
Posted by: Channy at May 28, 2006 04:50 AM
What does Hazzah mean???? lol
Posted by: en0ra at May 28, 2006 08:00 AM
I'm so HAPPY, can't wait to see pics of it!
Posted by: Ap at May 28, 2006 08:55 AM
Is it just me or is Shiloh Nouvel totally a white trash name?
Posted by: halla at May 28, 2006 10:13 AM
its called regression to the mean people.
Posted by: static shcok at May 28, 2006 12:29 PM
Well, i guess that Maniston's fans are invaded this board; because only a Maniston fan would ever think that a beautiful name as Shiloh Nouvel is a white trash name!! So get over it, halla!!
Posted by: callisto at May 28, 2006 12:52 PM
Yeah, maniston fans attacking angelina or what she does... it's getting old! So get a life, losers! because you defend maniston like she give a shit about you guys!
Posted by: neither an Angelina or Maniston fan at May 28, 2006 01:00 PM
No, it's not a white trash name, it's a pretentious hippie name.
Posted by: kristin at May 28, 2006 03:25 PM
uh, just because you mock some stupid ass celebrity name doesn't mean you're a maniston fan. and i agree completely with kristin. can't wait for the dreadlocks and the crazy tattoos and the "daring" roles she'll do in "drama" movies about mental hospitals. and then she'll join a commune and sing songs about starving african children around the campfire.
i say this with love, because celebrities are people too.
whoops, i'm lying.
Posted by: dirtdessert at May 28, 2006 04:13 PM
they should have called her brangelina! cmon, you know its a good name!
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Posted by: natasha drooney playpacman.net at May 28, 2006 09:38 PM
No, no... Shiloh should only hook up with Suri for her first lesbian experience, but then move on to produce the second coming of the messiah with Kingston Rossdale.
I mean, combine the hotness of Angelina, Brad, Gwen and Gavin, and you have a creature so hot that it's like looking at the sun.
Posted by: Lina at May 28, 2006 10:30 PM
halla-- lol i kind of felt the same way when i heard it. shiloh is an okay name, i guess, but i expected better from them.
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Posted by: annonymous at May 28, 2006 11:33 PM
That's an UGGLY name, total WT!
Posted by: dws at May 29, 2006 08:04 PM
Whenever Egotastic let's people comment, it should be put to good use. I personally don't think 2 hot parents neccessarily means a hot offspring. It's as ridiculous as the thought of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley having a "prodigy-like musical genius type kid" just because Elvis and Michael are talented people. I don't buy it. For all we know, their kid may look like crap, and it's only talent might be cleaning up garbage.
Posted by: Mateo at May 30, 2006 02:33 AM
you people suck making fun of the name Shiloh that is my daughters name and it isnt stuck up or trash it is beautiful like she is and means a gift from God which she is. Now that these stupid adulterers have ruined a perfectly good name, because of their fame many people will use the name.
Posted by: Chris at May 31, 2006 09:52 PM
Um First Shiloh is a dogs name i thought and second chances are she will be like her mother aka Homewrecker..thats my opinion
Posted by: Brenna at June 6, 2006 07:06 PM
shut up all u haters...i bet that will be the most beautiful baby ever..i wish i was that baby...butgod bless them and the baby..hope they come back to america soon.
Posted by: shelby at June 7, 2006 03:20 PM
What's up with the name Shiloh and Suri??? I'm sick and tired of all these celebrities trying to turn their kids into something they're not. They're freaking Americans not Muslim, not African or whatever. Even if you are born in another country you are still an American unless Pitt and Jolie are Muslim. If I was a Muslim I would be offended. The kid is going to grow and wonder why in the world they would give them such a name.
Posted by: gogo at June 7, 2006 03:31 PM
Ten bucks says Brad dumps them all within a year.
Posted by: FuqEmWhoCares at June 8, 2006 07:16 PM
i say that the baby is goin to be a cute ass little gurl and her name isn't just a white trash name it fits in wit her 100% so i wish her and her parents good luck & congrats!!!
Posted by: shortsuff at June 11, 2006 05:49 PM
