81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Angelina Jolie Nipples, Ass and Breastfeeding Pictures from W Magazine

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So the infamous issue of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her new twins is finally out, but it's got a lot more than just Angelina Jolie breastfeeding. Its also got some see-through pictures that show of Angelina Jolie's nipples, and ass! There's also what I think is a nipple slip, though that could just be a shadow. It's hard to tell since these pictures are black and white, but I'm pretty sure it's her nipple.

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Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Pictures Coming Soon

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So the big story is that Brad Pitt took some pictures of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her newborn twins, and now those pictures are going to be published in the next issue of W magazine. No, I have no idea why, or how, or even if Brangelina agreed to this, but none of that matters. All that matters is that I see those pictures NOW! Preferably without the babies.

Anyway, here's the first preview pictures of the cover of W Magazine with a hint of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one her wonder twins.

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Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures

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I don't know why Angelina Jolie is taking her top off on her balcony in France. I mean, it's not like the paparazzi have been staked-out outside her home just waiting to catch a glimpse of Angelina Jolie topless. Oh wait, yes they have. She didn't even turn around to face the other direction.

Then again, we've seen Angelina Jolie topless in practically every one of her movies, so I'm sure she doesn't really care. Also, these pictures are well on the small and blurry side, but I'll take small, blurry Angelina Jolie nipples over none at all. Maybe next time the photographer can actually use a proper lens.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Angelina Jolie: Bikini Model at 16

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In Touch magazine has "uncovered" video and photos of Angelina Jolie from a bikini modeling photoshoot from 1992, when she was just 16 years old. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be scandalous in any way, but I guess the point of the article is that before Angelina Jolie was famous and sexy she was just sexy.

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

Yes, she was cute, and attractive, but in these shots, the word sexy or sensual doesn't really come to mind. More like trying to hard. Then again, it was the early '90s, and there's nothing sexy about the early '90s. Actually, yeah, she was sexy.

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Angelina Jolie Shows Off The Twins

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Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with twins (or not), but it was a distinctly different pair of twins she was showing off the other day. Naturally, I'm talking about Angelina Jolie's breasts, which thanks to her new pregnancy, should be getting bigger by the day.

Now that I think of it, though, it's been a hell of a long time since we've seen any from her. Used to be we'd see Angelina Jolie naked all over the place. In her movies, photoshoots, walking down the street. Okay, maybe not walking down the street, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, since a little bit of cleavage is all we're gonna get these days, we might as well enjoy it.

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Angelina Jolie is Pregnant

12:56 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

No, Angelina Jolie didn't go to Burger King before hitting the Independent Spirit Awards, that is a bonified baby bump she's showing off. That's right Angelina Jolie is pregnant, and now it's official. I guess that's one way to put all the rumours to rest, but are we really sure she didn't just go to Burger King?

Oh, and why does Brad Pitt look like he's made of wax?

Photo credit: WENN

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14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

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So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

Here's a little preview:

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Angelina Jolie is Just Really Pretty

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Here's Angelina Jolie on the set of her new movie The Changeling, and all I can say is holy crap is that one pretty lady. Most of the time I'm pretty annoyed with Angelina and her holier than thou, look how many different coloured babies I have, I'm totally boring now attitude, but today, all that's gone as I marvel in her old-timey beautiness. Seriously. Pretty.

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