Okay, where the hell do I sign up for that job!? This lucky bastard actually gets to spend his days rubbing lotion all over Victoria's Secret Supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros in a bikini. I mean come on! Obviously, that guy can't be straight, because any straight guy's head would explode in that situation. So I guess that answers my question: He's gay. I've never wanted to be gay so bad in my life.
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