Okay, I'm all out of sherbet or whatever it is they make me eat between courses when I've snuck into a French restaurant and they actually think I'm a paying customer. After dealing with Kendra sex tapes today, I feel like I need a good, old-fashioned, hot topless model to remind me why I dedicate my life to bringing you good, old-fashioned, hot topless models. Case in point, say hello to Alice Goodwin topless pictures. Featured here in Zoo magazine, portraying what kind of looks like my eighth grade teacher, Mr. Devonshire, I mean, after the surgery. Alice Goodwin is new to the Egotastic! family, so, please welcome her with open arms and grasping hands.
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