Ali Lohan Archive (3 Posts)

Thursday, 30 April, 2009

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Go Surfing Now, Everybody's Learning How

01:29 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Ali Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Ali, have been in Hawaii for a week, in their bikinis, and still neither of them has a tan, but at least they keep trying. Or are they just trying to get attention from the paparazzi? Or maybe they're just trying to have a good time on vacation... Yeah right. And if you're wondering what Ali will look like in a few years, just take a look at Lindsay. By all accounts, she'll be 40 by the time she's 20, too.

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Link: Lindsay and Ali Lohan Go Surfing Now, Everybody's Learning How

Friday, 30 January, 2009

Ali Lohan Cleavage Pictures Are Just Wrong

04:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Ali Lohan

Ali Lohan is 15-years-old, but you wouldn't know it by looking at her, and that's what will get you into a whole hell of a lot of trouble. Then again, not many 15-year-olds stand around in Times Square in a see-through dress showing off their cleavage. Of course, she is a Lohan, so what would you expect?

If you're wondering why Ali Lohan is all tarted up, it's for Jonathan Ressler's "Extraordinary Women Exhibit," though I don't know when exactly she became a woman, or extraordinary, for that matter. And while she still has the skinny legs of a teenager, she's got the face of her 40-year-old sister. And now her cleavage too. It's so creepy.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Ali Lohan Cleavage Pictures Are Just Wrong

Wednesday, 30 July, 2008

Ali Lohan is 14, Right?

10:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Ali Lohan

This is Ali Lohan. Lindsay Lohan's sister. She's 14. Going on 45. Now, I don't want this site to turn into some Pedo dream, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed. 14-year-old girls should not be wearing push-up bras, and showing off their cleavage. It's not right.

You know what else is not right, when that 14-year-old's mom is wearing the exact same outfit as her daughter. Of course, you know that Dina Lohan picked out that outfit for Ali. She was probably all "no, honey, you need to show more boobs, otherwise boys won't like you." And put on some more make-up, too.

The saddest part, though, is that we've all grown so tired of Lindsay Lohan's antics, that for anyone to even care about Ali Lohan, she's going to have to get into some fucked up shit. The bar has been set high, and if she wants any attention all (which she so obviously does), then she's going to have to pull out all the stops.

But not to worry, Ali Lohan has learned from the best. After all, Lindsay is like the Yoda of being a slut.