Screw this blogging thing. I've just found the Best. Job. Ever. I want to be the guy who makes sure that Adriana Lima's lingerie fits just right. I'm not sure what kind of qualifications it takes, but I'm a quick study, and I'm really dedicated. I mean really, really, really dedicated. And don't worry about health or dental coverage, because after one day on the job, I'd be ready to die a happy, happy man.
Of course, it's a demanding job, and I would accept nothing less than perfection, so Adriana would probably have to get used to hearing me say this, repeatedly: "No! That outfit isn't working at all. Take it off! Take it all off..."
Now if someone could give me the phone number for Victoria's Secret, or better yet, just give me Adriana Lima's phone number. That'll be good enough.
More pictures of Adriana Lima in lingerie after the jump.