Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

05:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Yeah. That's Miranda Kerr topless. And Daisy Lowe nude. And Rosie Huntigton-Whitely topless. And Marloes Horst nude. And a whole bunch of other naked Supermodels from the Pirelli 2010 Calendar. Yeah. You're gonna wanna hang this one up on your cubicle wall. Don't worry if your boss says it isn't safe for work. Just hit him in the nuts and step on his neck when he's down, because if he doesn't let you hang this calendar on your cubicle wall, he deserves to die. Nevermind the fact that you can't actually get a copy of this calendar because it's so "exclusive." I don't know how you'd ever get a copy. I mean, it's not like it'll be floating around everywhere on the Internet...

And don't forget to check out the Vanity Fair Pirelli preview we did a while back for lots more hot Supermodel nudity, plus a video.

2010 Pirelli Calendar Preview:

Behind the Scenes:

Link: Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

04:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Yeah, you read that title right, it said Minka Kelly bikini pictures. And yes, they're just as hot as you hoped they'd be. And yes, that's Derek Jeter, Minka's boyfriend, and one lucky sonofabitch. I think you'll agree that it's high time Minka got a new job, now that there's no more Friday Night Lights. I'd suggest any role that has Minka as a stripper, prositute, sex addict, or bikini model. Okay fine, I can do without the bikini model role. But only because we have these bikini pictures.

Oh, and I like to believe that in that last picture, Minka's giving old Derek a nice little underwater treat. Well, actually, I'd like to pretend that she's giving me a nice little underwater treat...

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

03:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

Link: Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

I Can See Claire Danes' Nipples

12:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

If getting more attention for her new film Me and Orson Welles was her goal, then it's mission accomplished for Claire Danes and her nipples. Yes, Claire Danes thought she didn't have much to hide (and really she's right), but thanks to those flash bulbs (and a little digital enhancement by yours truly) we can totally see Claire Danes' nipples through her rather sheer dress. And now people know she has a new movie. Whether people care is a different story.

And yes, I know there are some pictures without stars over her nipples, but it's a pain in the ass doing them all, plus, you can't seem them in the thumbnails, but they're still there in the big pics, more of which can be found after the jump.

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Megan Fox Goes Spread Eagle in The New York Times - That'll Save the Newspaper Industry

11:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

So last week I posted one of these really hot Megan Fox lingerie pictures, that are actually from the New York Times, of all places. You know, I think maybe this just might be the way to save the newspaper. After all, if you can't sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox going spread eagle, well then you just can't sell a newspaper. Of course, it might have been more effective if these weren't all outtakes. And speaking of Megan Fox going spread eagle, I think she should spread her legs while wearing a naughty ballerina outfit in every picture she does from now on.

Link: Megan Fox Goes Spread Eagle in The New York Times - That'll Save the Newspaper Industry

Of Course Bar Refaeli Looks Good in Lingerie

10:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

In case you were wondering, yes, Bar Refaeli still looks amazing in lingerie. Not that anyone was expecting her not to still look great, but you never know, you know. Anyway, here she is modelling Passionata, and looking better than any woman you'll ever be with. Don't you just love your life?

Link: Of Course Bar Refaeli Looks Good in Lingerie

I'd Rather Keeley Hazell Go Naked Than Wear Fur

12:45 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

First of all, women who pose naked for PETA never actually show the goods, and second, it's been a hell of a long time since we've seen any Keeley Hazell nude pictures, so the fact that Keeley Hazell got naked for PETA, and actually didn't cover up the fun bits is pretty awesome. And really, whatever your political stance on the fur trade, isn't it worth not wearing fur if it means women like Keeley Hazell will get naked for it?

Link: I'd Rather Keeley Hazell Go Naked Than Wear Fur

Leighton Meester's Lingerie Pictures are Back

12:17 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Last week I posted these super hot Leighton Meester lingerie pictures from the December issue of GQ magazine, but I had to take them down, cuz somebody leaked them out early. Well, now they're back, so you can officially enjoy the hotness. And OMG is Leighton Meester hot in these pictures.

Photo credit: Martin Schoeller / GQ

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Carmen Electra "Sex Tape"

11:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

This video is supposedly a preview of a Carmen Electra sex tape that was leaked to the internet, but let me tell you something is really fishy here, and I'm not just talking about Carmen Electra's happy hole. First of all, I've never seen so many cuts in a sex tape in my life. Second, and this is kind of a biggie, Carmen Electra has never stayed clothed this long doing anything in her life! Let alone having sex. Which you don't even see. She does however make out a little with this other hot chick, so there's something going on, but I've got my money on this being some kind of viral video to promote something. Of course, by viral, I mean Herpes.

Watch the Video:

Carmen Electra Sex Tape

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Joanna Krupa Nude in Playboy

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

I don't really know why Joanna Krupa is famous. Supposedly she's an actress and model and other stuff, but all I've ever known her for is being ridiculously hot, which is a valid reason actually, so I guess that works. Still, it's a little bit of a stretch that she's on Dancing With The Stars. It is not a stretch, however, that Joanna Krupa is nude in Playboy this month. No, that makes perfect sense.

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