Sloppy Seconds All Around

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What does it say about you when you go from dating Lindsay Lohan to Courtney Cox? (DListed)

Elizabeth Hurley is getting married. Boo. (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Nicky Hilton getting it on with Paris' ex Brandon Davis? And if so, ICK! (Pink is the New Blog)

Sutton Pierce Federline is really Jayden James Federline. (IDLYITW)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have set a wedding date. (Popsugar)

Ashton and Demi won't let go of each other. (Just Jared)

Vanessa Minnillo joins Jessica Alba for Fantastic Four 2. (Popoholic)

Pete Doherty got bloodied in a fight with a Paparazzi. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Jake Gyllenhaal going commando? (CityRag)

Anna Nicole Smith is being evicted. (Hollywood Rag)

David Blaine is either a genius or a retard. The problem is no one is sure which. (Horny Oyster)

Without all the flashbacks, Family Guy would be pretty boring. (CollegeHumor)

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That Bitch is Crazy

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Tyra Banks is crazy. Completely batshit, nutso, goofball crazy. And not even pretty anymore. (CollegeHumor)

Jenna Jameson's taste in men is questionable. (Hollywood Tuna)

If you didn't get enough Suri Cruise the first time, here's some more. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie is a drama queen. And how! (DListed)

Some people don't like Sofia Coppolla's Marie Antoinette. And by some I mean most. And by most I mean all. (IDLYITW)

Kate Hudson is not pregnant. In case you were wondering. (Popsugar)

Paris Hilton has done a lot crappy things, but Internet Spam? When will she stop!? (Defamer)

I wouldn't say Cameron Diaz got hit my the ugly stick, but she definitely got hit by the scary stick. (Premium Hollywood)

Holly Valance, on the other hand, got hit by the super-pretty stick, if she was hit with anything at all. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston was spotted baby shopping. No, not shopping for babies. Shopping for stuff for babies. But not her babies. She ain't got no babies. (Just Jared)

Naturally, nobody believes Heather Mills, and are siding with Paul McCartney. The guy was in the Beatles, after all. (A Socialite's Life)

Tori Spelling is either broke or nuts. What? She can't be both? (CityRag)

So, it turns out, the father of Madonna's new adopted baby didn't even know what he was signing. (Hollywood Rag)

Basically, George Clooney is short, is what you're saying. (MollyGood)

Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete Doherty's baby. Good luck kid. (CelebNewsWire)

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Weekend Links

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You know how they say people resemble their pets? Well Paris Hilton is no exception. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tickle Me Harder: The Tickle Me Elmo Sex Tape. (CollegeHumor)

Mega Fembot Victoria Beckham strikes again! (Pink is the New Blog)

I don't get the big deal about this Grey's Anatomy scandal. Isaiah Washington is just an asshole. It's not that complicated. (IDLYITW)

Jude Law has an itch to scratch. (DListed)

Is Katie Holmes a shopaholic? (Popsugar)

If you care about celebrity babies, here's the side of Shiloh Jolie Pitt's head. Enjoy. (Just Jared)

George Michael is such a rebel. Remember kids, there's nothing cool about drugs. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise Cameltoe. (CityRag)

What better way to start off the weekend than with some hot Keeley Hazell lingerie pictures. (Popoholic)

Fraggle Rock... The Movie! (Hollywood Rag)

Michelle Williams' father faces extradition from Australia for tax evasion in the US. Oopsy. (Celebrity Nation)

Fox and Universal pass on the Halo movie. (Defamer)

Tori Spelling is easily the ugliest. (The Bastardly)

All the Borat you can handle. (Thighs Wide Shut)

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Sausage Time

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Nicky Hilton surrounded by a bunch of naked girls and guys doesn't make Nicky Hilton look any better. (DListed)

Mischa Barton says she wants to date "normal guys." (Hollywood Tuna)

Would somebody put Paris Hilton's dog out of it's misery already!? (Pink is the New Blog)

Jaime Pressly is getting married. Boo! (IDLYITW)

Rumours of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting married at George Clooney's house were just a tabloid editor's wet dream. (Popsugar)

Victoria's Secret model Izabel Goulart has good taste in lingerie. (Popoholic)

Everyone thinks they can blog. Even Victoria Beckham. (Just Jared)

39 days after his death, Anna Nicole Smith's son is finally being buried. (A Socialite's Life)

Flashback: Kim Basinger's worst Oscar dress ever. (CityRag)

Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow team up for another movie. (Hollywood Rag)

Hilary Duff still plays with Barbies. (Useless Things)

Mario Lopez doesn't really want to be bothered while running a marathon. (CollegeHumor)

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Wishful Thinking

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Get in line boys, Jessica Alba might soon be single... (Popoholic)

Carmen Electra is taking a break from men. (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wants you to believe that her motives for adoption were purely altruistic. (Pink is the New Blog)

Let's hope Tori Spelling's Pregnancy Test Necklace doesn't turn into the next celebrity fashion trend. (DListed)

Britney Spears is off the Cheetos. (Popsugar)

The Diva Boys of Grey's Anatomy are getting even worse. (A Socialite's Life)

Justin Timberlake becomes yet another celebrity with a clothing line. (Just Jared)

Heather Mills accuses Paul McCartney of being violent. Yeah, I don't buy it either. (Hollywood Rag)

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe caught fighting in public. (CityRag)

Nicky Hilton is single again. Just make sure you've got protection. (CelebNewsWire)

If you like Michel Gondry, check out this really cool time lapse music video. (CollegeHumor)

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Hurt Him. Hurt Him Bad.

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Kevin Federline gets the Smackdown. Finally. Too bad wrestling is fake. (Pink is the New Blog)

Victoria Beckham wants you to think she's a normal mom. (Hollywood Tuna)

I don't understand why Madonna didn't just have her new adopted baby shipped via FedEx. It probably would have been a lot faster. (DListed)

Britney Spears wants you to help sell K-Fed's album. (IDLYITW)

Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes getting married in Italy? More importantly, does anyone really care? (Popsugar)

There's something not right about Rumer Willis, but I can't quite figure out what it is. (Goldenfiddle)

Jon Stewart interviews Borat, live from Kazakhstan. (CollegeHumor)

Hugh Jackman says the Wolverine script is ready. (Just Jared)

Wesley Snipes was indicted for tax evasion. I just thought he was unemployed. (A Socialite's Life)

Who's scarier: Al Roker or Suzanne Somers? (CityRag)

Kelly Brook on a boat? Sure. Why not! (Popoholic)

Mel Gibson's guide to Hanukkah. (Hollywood Rag)

Alessandra Ambrosio defeats Adriana Lima to win the title of Horny Oyster’s top Supermodel. (Horny Oyster)

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She Better Keep an Eye on Those Things

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Patricia Arquette's breasts have a mind of their own. (CityRag)

Jessica Simpson isn't about to let her sister get all the attention. (Hollywood Tuna)

Meet Paris Hilton's new boyfriend, and his MySpace page too. (Pink is the New Blog)

Someone needs to tell Carmen Electra that Quantum Physics has nothing to with the "power of thoughts." Unless what she really means is "science make my think muscle hurt." (IDLYITW)

Brandon Davis is broke. Now how's he going to afford all that grease? (DListed)

Seriously, do people in India really give a crap about Brangelina? (Popsugar)

Who knew that British PM Tony Blair could rock out so hard. (CollegeHumor)

The babes of Star Wars. Enjoy. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Ryan Phillippe does the talk show rounds with Regis & Kelly. (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck does daddy duty. (A Socialite's Life)

Jennifer Ellison knows how to do a calendar. (Popoholic)

Madonna couldn't legally adopt her little African baby boy. (MollyGood)

So, Madonna tried to smuggle him out instead. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton's new hair cut is wrong. Very wrong. (Derek Hail)

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Weekend Links

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Maria Menounos likes it Sesame style. (Hollywood Tuna)

K-Fed is a pig. Literally. (Pink is the New Blog)

It's weird enough that Hilary Duff has a stalker, but so does her boyfriend. That must be one bored stalker. (IDLYITW)

Borat does Amsterdam as only Borat can. (DListed)

Borat Bonus: Very funny video from Amsterdam. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears used to be one sexy zombie. (CollegeHumor)

Mel Gibson says his drunk driving incident was the bucket of cold water no his head that he needed. I say it should have a been a kick in face. (Popsugar)

Clive Owen does the black velvet jacket. Another celebrity stealing my style. (Just Jared)

Just when you thought Nicole Kidman couldn't get any more boring, it turns out she's not having a baby. (A Socialite's Life)

The new wave of celebrity perfumes. (CityRag)

Nick Lachey is a loser boozer. (Hollywood Rag)

Don't make Jessica Biel angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. Or maybe you would. (The Bastardly)

Turkish Star Trek? Sure, why not!? (Horny Oyster)

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New Nose, New Eyes, New Chin, Same Brain

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Is Ashlee Simpson addicted to plastic surgery? Probably. (Popsugar)

Sophie Monk hits the Teen Choice Awards. (Hollywood Tuna)

Trent parties with K-Fed. Though I don't really understand why. (Pink is the New Blog)

Guess what? Justin Timberlake's new song is even worse than K-Fed's. (DListed)

Ice T., Coco, and Coco's nipple. (CollegeHumor)

While evading the Paparazzi in India, Angelina Jolie's car hit a guy on a motorcycle. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Aniston tells Oprah everything you don't care about. (Just Jared)

Here's a nice Mel Gibson halloween costume idea. (Defamer)

Are Jessica Simpson and Sheryl Crow planning to sing together? I really hope not. (A Socialite's Life)

Charlize Theron has magical powers. (CityRag)

It looks like Gwen Stefani has left No Doubt behind for good. (Popoholic)

There's really nothing creepier than Michael Jackson. Except Michael Jackson dressed as a woman. (Hollywood Rag)

Billy Bush made Eva Longoria fall down. At least he's good for something. (Celebrity Nation)

K-Fed (yes, another K-fed bit) wants Britney to stay fat, cuz he knows if she loses weight, he'll be out on his ass. (CelebNewsWire)

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Revenge of the Laguna Beach Bitch

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Kristin Cavallari is a nerd. (Popoholic)

Alyssa Milano's hairy arms will keep her dog warm. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears: before and after. Man did she get fat. (CollegeHumor)

Looks like Madonna picked out her favourite baby. I hear she's off to Prada next. (Pink is the New Blog)

The Borat movie looks like it just might be the Funniest. Movie. Ever. (Thighs Wide Shut)

The guys on Grey's Anatomy are acting like the girls on Desperate Housewives. (IDLYITW)

If I was that dog, I would scared as hell of being bought by Paris Hilton too. (DListed)

Stop asking Sandra Bullock if she's pregnant. She's just fat, okay!? You don't have to keep pointing it out. (Popsugar)

Angelina Jolie is into reading books and stuff. (Just Jared)

That's really not the best hair cut for Rosario Dawson. (A Socialite's Life)

Donald Trump doesn't much like Angelina Jolie. (CityRag)

George Clooney basically thinks he's too sexy to be President. (Hollywood Rag)

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