I'm Thankful for Sophie Howard Topless and Britain's Best Boobs

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I'm not American, so I won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend, but I will be taking some down time, hence just the one post today, and probably not much tomorrow. But just because I'm not American, doesn't mean I can't take a moment to be thankful for the small things in life. Or the big things. Like Sophie Howard's breasts! Yes, I'm celebrating Thanksgiving with Sophie Howard topless pictures and Britain's Best Boobs from Nuts Magazine. And yes, I know Thanksgiving is all about the Pilgrims leaving Britain to find freedom, but I enjoy being cheeky. And I think you'll enjoy it too...

Happy Thanksgiving.

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Give Thanks....

11:33 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

...The Pussycat Dolls are dunzo if you like music. (DListed)

...That Katie Sackhoff is on 24 if you're obsessed with Battlestar. (Pink is the New Blog)

...For Ashley Greene if you like hot chicks. (Popoholic)

...For Taylor Lautner if you like hot guys. (PopSugar)

...For Rihanna trying to copy Beyonce. (CityRag)

...For Jessica Biel in a bikini. (CollegeHumor)

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Tila Tequila Sex Tape Leaked - She's Gonna Sue

03:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tila Tequila

Okay, I'm a little confused. Today a Tila Tequila sex tape was leaked on the internet with a short 15 second preview being shown at an adult video site called 4tube.com, and now she's going to sue them, claiming the video was on a laptop of hers that was stolen two years ago. But here's what I don't get: Isn't Telia Tequila a porn star? I mean, why the hell else does anyone pay any attention to her? And if she isn't a porn star, then what's up with all these Tila Tequila nude pictures I found in about 3 seconds on the Internet (many of which were too naughty to post)?

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Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed

11:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Zoe Saldana

Okay all you Trekkies out there, get ready, because these Zoe Saldana bikini pictures from Details magazine will take your Uhura fantasies where no man has gone before. Or something like that. Now if we could just get Diora Baird back as the green Orion Slave girl in one of these outfits, that would really get my warp engines running. Anyway, I'm starting to run out of Star Trek pun, so, why don't you click on those pictures and beam yourself up, if you know what I'm talking about...

Okay, one more: These Zoe Saldana bikini pictures are fascinating. Yeah. I suck.

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Yeah She Did

11:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Ashley Greene does David Letterman. Not that way, perv. (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie hates Barack Obama? Sure, why not. (DListed)

Rihanna is on the promo trail. (Pink is the New Blog)

Candice Swanepoel's cleavage is a little weird, but still hot. (Popoholic)

Keira Knightley does not make a good bodybuilder. Reese Witherspoon kinda does. (CityRag)

Forget Beatles Rock Band. It's time for Rock Band Yoko Ono. (CollegeHumor)

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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

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Kim Kardashian is pretty annoying. I wouldn't even be posting this if she didn't have big boobs and look good in a bikini, but she does, so here's a Kim Kardashian bikini picture she posted on Twitter. Is this really what the guys at Twitter had in mind when they started that site? I don't know. I think they envisioned a world where everybody told the world about the sandwich they just ate. I guess Kim Kardashian in a bikini is better.

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Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen Nude in i-D Magazine

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Forget all your Victoria's Secret models, and Sports Illustrated swimsuit babes, the real Supermodels have been, and always will be those gorgeous women of the 1990s who coined the term. And now, proving that they've still got what it takes (after a healthy dose of Photoshop) are Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen nude in the Winter 2010 issue of i-D magazine. Only Helena Christensen goes the full monty here, but it's still a really hot shoot. I'd take Claudia Schiffer over Marisa Miller any day of the week. But I'd prefer to have Claudia Schiffer on top of Marisa Miller, if you know what I mean.

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Hello Reba

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Reba McIntire has balls. (CityRag)

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Lady Gaga. (DListed)

J.Lo falls flat on her not flat ass. (Pink is the New Blog)

Rachel Bilson is uber cute. (Popoholic)

Katie Holmes and Suri make stupid funny faces. (PopSugar)

Star Wars Status Updates. (CollegeHumor)

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Natalie Portman is That Beautiful

12:55 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

I know you guys just want the tits and ass, but let us take a moment and just contemplate the perfect beauty that is Natalie Portman. Even though she's my all-time favourite, I don't post about Natalie very often, because she's doesn't make sex tapes, or wear bikinis every other day. And that is probably what makes her so appealing. Easy gets old, and if there's one thing Natalie Portman isn't, it's easy. But seriously, marry me, Natalie.

Lots more pictures of Natalie looking simply stunning after the jump.

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A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids

04:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Bai Ling

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Bai Ling, but if she can't even remember to wear a bra to a fundraiser for a children's hospital, she's a little bit retarded. And while this isn't the most blatant Bai Ling nipple slip we've ever seen, I think it takes the cake for most inappropriate. And what the fuck was Bai Ling even doing at a children's hospital fundraiser? How desperate for attention are they that they need to call on a q-list "celebrity" known for her inability to properly dress herself? Then again, I am talking about it, so maybe they're smarter than I gave them credit for.

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