Lindsay and Ali Lohan Go Surfing Now, Everybody's Learning How

01:29 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Ali, have been in Hawaii for a week, in their bikinis, and still neither of them has a tan, but at least they keep trying. Or are they just trying to get attention from the paparazzi? Or maybe they're just trying to have a good time on vacation... Yeah right. And if you're wondering what Ali will look like in a few years, just take a look at Lindsay. By all accounts, she'll be 40 by the time she's 20, too.

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Ouchie

01:03 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Jennifer Garner needs a Band-Aid. Or seven. (Socialite Life)

Diora Baird is so frickin' hot! (CollegeHumor)

Kelly McGillis reveals she is a lesbian. (DListed)

Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas go for a ride. (Pink is the New Blog)

Just when you thought Heidi and Spencer couldn't get more annoying. (PopSugar)

Vanessa Hudgens is really cute. (Popoholic)

Breaking News: Madonna is a bitch. (IDLYITW)

Scheana Marie talks about John Mayer. (Just Jared)

It's time to play Guess Lindsay Lohan's Muff. (CityRag)

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Heidi Montag Nude in Playboy?

12:23 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag

Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn't think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I'd much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.

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Bar Refaeli's Little Black Bikini

11:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Bar Refaeli

Hey hey! It's Bar Refaeli in a bikini. A little black bikini, in fact. Which supposedly is what marketing geniuses at Hurley are calling there new black bikini. I suppose that's a fitting name, but I don't think it will win any awards. What should win an award, though, is Bar Refaeli in that little black bikini. Yum!

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Amber Heard Nude Video from The Informers

01:34 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Amber Heard

You've seen bits of it from the trailer, but here, finally, is Amber Heard's nude scene video in its entirety from her new movie The Informers. I still wish she hadn't last so much weight from when she first came on the scene, because a lot of that weight was in her boobs, but still, this video, featuring Amber in a threesome is pretty frickin' hot, although it would have been hotter if it was the good kind of threesome, if you know what I mean...

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Amber Heard Nude Video from Informers

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Fitting

12:37 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Catherine Zeta Jones is Susan Boyle. (DListed / DailyMail)

Christina Applegate is kind of beautiful. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is a afraid of getting Swine Flu, but not Herpes. (PopSugar)

Check out Megan Fox's hot ass in the new Transformers trailer. (Popoholic)

Christina Aguilera: Before and after. (Celebslam)

What would the Spider-Man series be without Kirsten Dunst? Um... Better? (Socialite Life)

Mary-Kate Olsen and her hipster boyfriend head out in NYC. (Just Jared)

And here's proof that Mary-Kate Olsen is an Extra-Terrestrial. (CityRag)

Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. (Popbytes)

Link: Fitting

Marisa Miller Bikini Hotness

11:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

2009 may already be one third over, but it's never too late to post these Marisa Miller bikini pictures from the 2009 Wurth calendar. In fact, I kind of feel like going back the past 10 years, and posting every picture of Marisa in a bikini that I can find. But I won't. Mainly because I'm lazy.

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Mel B Bikini Pictures are Still Scary

04:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Melanie Brown

Here's Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, showing off her ridiculously toned bikini body, and if you find these images really scary, you're not alone. Of course, by all conventionaly wisdom, Mel B is probably really hot, but I just can't shake the feeling that she's one bad mood away from Hulking out, and crushing everything in her path. Also, those heels don't go with those abs.

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Megan Fox In a Corset Confirms She's an Alien

01:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

In case you are wondering, yes, these pictures of Megan Fox in a corset from the set of Jonah Hex are real. They have not been Photoshopped. And if you are anything like me, you are wondering how the hell it's possible for her to have such a small waist. Well, let me explain it to you: This is proof that Megan Fox is not actually human, but rather an alien from a distant galaxy, sent here to enslave the human race with her beauty and terrible acting skills. Don't say you haven't been warned.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Blonde Bimbo Kimbo

12:42 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Kim Kardashian tries blonde. Fails. (CityRag)

Julia Roberts is a fucking pottymouth. (DListed)

Kristen Stewart gets a piggyback ride around Vancouver. (Pink is the New Blog)

Classic Estella Warren hotness. (Popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are having twins, but not really. (PopSugar)

The Hills will return sans Lauren Conrad. (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton is getting an award from the perfume industry. No, that isn't a joke. Even though it should be. (Socialite Life)

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