Elisha Cuthbert's Hotness Isn't That Complex

12:18 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

You gotta love Complex magazine. They keep giving us the hotties in sexy photoshoots. We've had Kristen Bell looking crazy hot, Aubrey O'Day sexy and wet, Grace Park topless, and Olivia Munn in a bikini! And now we've got these very sexy pictures of Elisha Cuthbert and her cleavage, which, according to the cover, she doen't actually want you to look at. I guess she's trying to be complex. Haha. Get it? Ugh. Just look at the pictures, will you.

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Elisha Cuthbert Video from Complex Magazine

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Weekend Links

11:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Megan Fox was hot before she was hot! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan used to look really good in a bikini. (CollegeHumor)

Rumer Willis got even uglier. I didn't think that was possible. (DListed)

Miley Cyrus' boyfriend is 20. Now that's creepy. (Pink is the New Blog)

For once I don't feel like smacking Rene Zellweger. (PopSugar)

Amii Grove takes it off. (ZOO NSFW)

Gwen Stefani takes her kids to the park. (Just Jared)

Angelina Jolie owns Japan now. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna's mysterious tattoo removal. (CityRag)

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Ali Lohan Cleavage Pictures Are Just Wrong

04:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Ali Lohan

Ali Lohan is 15-years-old, but you wouldn't know it by looking at her, and that's what will get you into a whole hell of a lot of trouble. Then again, not many 15-year-olds stand around in Times Square in a see-through dress showing off their cleavage. Of course, she is a Lohan, so what would you expect?

If you're wondering why Ali Lohan is all tarted up, it's for Jonathan Ressler's "Extraordinary Women Exhibit," though I don't know when exactly she became a woman, or extraordinary, for that matter. And while she still has the skinny legs of a teenager, she's got the face of her 40-year-old sister. And now her cleavage too. It's so creepy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Vikki Blows: Topless Showgirl

01:14 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vikki Blows

Vikki Blows may not be an actual celebrity, at least not for anything besides getting naked, but since there is absolutely nothing going on today, and because I just can't resist these Vikki Blows topless pictures, I'm posting them, and you'll just have to deal with that.

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Yes She Is

01:01 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Paris Hilton says she isn't stupid. Her pokies would disagree. (DListed)

Alessandra Ambrosio is the ulitmate MILF. (Popoholic)

Barack Obama does Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance. (CollegeHumor)

Who knew Shirley Jones was such a hottie!? (Thighs Wide Shut)

Lauren Conrad had moved out of The Hills. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi and Spencer are still douches. (PopSugar)

Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is totally cheating on her ass. (IDLYITW)

Preview Jennifer Hudson's new music video. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears has got some competition in the Mom department. (Socialite Life)

If Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba were fat... (CityRag)

Link: Yes She Is

Adriana Lima is a Topless Tease

12:46 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I have two wishes. A) That these Adriana Lima topless pictures were bigger. And 2) That Adriana wasn't covering herself up. What's the point of even taking pictures like these? Why go to the trouble of getting topless, if you're not even going to show the goods? That's what we call being a tease.

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Shauna Sand in a Bikini on a Segway

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

How can you tell someone's an attention whore? Well, after seeing Shauna Sand in a bikini, riding a Segway, wearing stripper heels, it's pretty easy. Talk about your desperate attempt at getting noticed. Of course, this is a somewhat impressive sight. After all, it's very difficult to get those Barbie dolls to stand up straight without falling over.

Photo credit: Splash News

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I Can See Doutzen Kroes' Nipples

12:26 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Doutzen Kroes

One of the great things about Supermodels is that they don't mind getting changed in public. Hell, they do it all the time. But sometimes you get lucky, and that Supermodel's bra is totally see-through, which is why we can see Doutzen Kroes' nipples today. Maybe next time there won't be a bra at all, and Doutzen will be completely topless, but I've got a feeling she probably wouldn't be taking her top off in front of everyone at that point. Or maybe he would...

Photo credit: Fame

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Turn It Around

12:01 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Angelina Jolie wore ger SAG dress backwards. (Pink is the New Blog)

Scarlett Johansson is singing again. Someone please make it stop. (DListed)

Lady GaGa is friends with Paris Hilton. Another reason to hate her. (PopSugar)

Eliza Dushku is one hot business woman. (Popoholic)

Wanna see Olivia Munn jump into a pie? Then sign the petition. (G4TV)

Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas were set up by Jude Law. (Just Jared)

New TomKat baby rumours are brewing. (Socialite Life)

Who has the sexiest lips: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, or Angelina Jolie. (CityRag)

Kristen Stewart always looks high. (Celebslam)

Grace Jones is back, and as scary as ever. (Popbytes)

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Okay, Britney Spears is Decent

11:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Once again, I'm having trouble processing what it is I'm seeing here. Britney Spears, in a bikini top, looking... Hot? I know, it doesn't make any sense. It's as if we've been transported back to 1998, back to a time when Britney in skin-tight red latex was the best thing ever, and not something that would make you puke. Alright, I'll say it, she looks good. That being said, I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. Dance class don't cure crazy.

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