The bikini parade continues with more of the slightly-over-the-hill-but-still-very-doable Stephanie Seymour. What the hell am I talking about!? If you saw Stephanie Seymour in a bikini on the beach standing in front of you, your jaw would hit the floor. She really does look amazing. Top quality MILF.
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Another year ends, and another begins, but as much as things change, they stay the same, and so it goes for celebrity bikini pictures. Just as surely as there will be long lines at the airport, an war in the Middle East, there will always be bikini pics. And that' a ood thing, because A) Who doesn't like celebs in bikinis? And 2) There are always plenty this time of year, like these Lisa Rinna bikini pictures, so that I don't have to work to hard to find content when I should really be on vacation.
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First things first: I am not posting these Billie Piper topless breastfeeding pictures because they are sexy. They are not. In fact, they are probably the farthest thing from it. Thankfully, there's no actual feeding going on, like we had in those Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeding pictures, although Billie's nipples are absolutely ginormous. No, this post is more like a nature documentary. In fact, it reminds me a lot of some of those pictures in National Geographic, if you know what I mean.
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Shenae Grimes heads back north for New Year's. (Socialite Life)
Kristen Bell gets creamed on the face. (Popoholic)
Best picture ever? Maybe. (CollegeHumor)
Katie Holmes does the walk of fug. (DListed)
J. Lo's new perfume looks like it smells skanky. (Pink is the New Blog)
Sienna Miller and Balky head south of the border. (PopSugar)
Mischa Barton is taking sitar lessons. (Just Jared)
Meet L'il Beyonce. (CityRag)
Lindsay Lohan and her dad are still fighting. (Hollywood Rag)
Okay, so you're probably thinking "man, that Lily Allen chick really loves to get topless," and while you're mostly right, these Lily Allen topless pictures are actually from the same set of Lily Allen topless pictures we had last week, just from a different angle. At least I think it is. Who knows. Maybe we're stuck in some weird topless version of "Groundhog Day." So why am I posting what is essentially a rehash of a post from just last week? Well, A) I'm lazy, and 2) she's topless.
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Damn! Have I been waiting for Katy Perry bikini pictures like these for a long time. I always knew she was hot, but these are amazing. It's like Lindsay Lohan: The Sequel. First we had those Katy Perry nipple slip pictures, and now we've got her looking super hot in a little bikini. Here's hoping she keeps up the good work.
Chec out more Katy Perry bikini pictures from her holiday in Mexico after the jump.
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Drew Barrymore looks dumb. (PopSugar)
Sarah Palin is officially a GILF. (DListed)
Your daily College Girl is cuuuuute. (CollegeHumor)
Ashlee Simpson is back to Blonde. (Pink is the New Blog)
Jessica Biel is Santa's sexy little helper. (Popoholic)
Zooey Deschanel is engaged to Ben Gibbard. (Just Jared)
Debbie Gibson is still alive? (Socialite Life)
Gisele Bundchen might possibly be getting married maybe. (CelebSlam)
Everyone wants to be Marilyn Monroe. (CityRag)
Britney Spears' New Year's resolution is to stop biting her nails. (Hollywood Rag)
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You ever think that if Ashley Tisdale put out some homemade nude pictures that she'd be more popular like Vanessa Hudgens? Of course you did, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen anytime soon, so you'll just have to make do with these Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures from Shape magazine. I think the other reason that Ashley Tisdale isn't as popular as Vanessa Hudgens is because her face is just weird.
As far as passtimes go, watching former Supermodels age isn't really a bad one. Especially when they look this good in a bikini. And boy is that some bikini, Elle MacPherson's (barely) wearing. If there was any less material, she'd basically be naked. Okay, not really, but that is a pretty small bikini. I just have one question: What happened to Elle MacPherson's ass? It seems to have disappeared.
Lots more Elle MacPherson bikini pictres after the jump.
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Now here's something I wouldn't mind finding under my tree on Christmas morning: Danielle Lloyd topless! Too bad I don't actually have a Christmas tree. This is really unfair. How come there's no 8 Babes of Hanukkah? You know, I'm starting to think it's time for some new traditions. Anyway, who really wants a Christmas tree when you can have some Hanukkah bush!?
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