Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine

12:19 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lydia Hearst

Self Service magazine is one of those mags that basically just publishes photos of naked models and calls it "High Fashion Photography." Whatever they call it, I'm cool with it. Especially when they have photos like these Lydia Heart nude pictures. I suppose she's modelling clothes here, but either she really doesn't know how to use butons (which is a pretty basic concept in modelling), or it's just a flimsy excuse to show some boobs. Either way, it works.

And just think of it this way: If you're too shy to pick up a copy of Playboy or Penthouse on the newsstands, then no one will think twice if you pick up Self Service. Except the name kind of gives away what you'll be doing in 15 minutes, and you're basically trading off being perceived as a pervert for being perceived as gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Link: Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine

Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany

11:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole "fierce" thing so seriously that she now wants people to call her "Sasha Fierce." Yeah, she's retarded. On the other hand, she does look pretty good here in the December issue of GQ Germany. Although I don't think she needs giant underwear with bangles on them. We already know her ass is huge. We don't need the extra help.

Link: Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany

Natalie Portman Loves Sex

11:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can't understand not having any, reports Page Six.

At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

Yup, just when you thought she couldn't get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can't live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it's nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.

And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here's a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman's nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier.

Link: Natalie Portman Loves Sex

Aubrey O'Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

01:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and it's probably her life-long dream to pose naked in Playboy. Which is great, because Aubrey O'Day is also really hot. Here's what TMZ has to say about it.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens. We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

Awesome. Now here are some pictures of Aubrey O'Day in a see-trough shirt, in which you can see her nipples.

Link: Aubrey O'Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

Again? WTF?

01:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again? No fucking way. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan and her "watter bottle" are back. (PopSugar)

Mariah Carey says she ain't preggers. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hilary Duff rockin' the tight ass jeans. (Popoholic)

Rihanna loves the S&M look. (CityRag)

John Mayer is only dating Jennifer Aniston for the publicity. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears' new diet consists of not eating. (IDLYITW)

Spencer Pratt says he and Heidi really got married. (Juts Jared)

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are getting back together. (Socialite Life)

Katie Holmes is officially your mom. (Hollywood Rag)

Hollywood bodyguards tell all. (Popbytes)

Link: Again? WTF?

Imogen Bailey is Australian for Hot

12:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Imogen Bailey

Every now and again, we like to pop across the pond and see who's the hot new hottie in the UK. Well, according to the new Maxim UK edition, that hottie is Imogen Bailey. Though you'll have to go a lot farther than the UK to get a glimpse of Imogen, as she is actually Australian. She stars on the soap, Neighbours, and we would definitely like to be her neighbour. Okay, enough with the crappy puns. She's hot. Here's pictures.

Link: Imogen Bailey is Australian for Hot

Olivia Munn: Bond Girl. Sorta.

10:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Olivia Munn

As Bond Girls go, there have been some famous names filling the ranks of James Bond's loves. Ursula Andres, Jane Seymour, Carole Bouquet, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Eva Green, and many, many more. And now, the best Bond Girl of all time is finally here: Munn, Olivia Munn. Or at least she would really, really, really like to be a Bond Girl. She does look great in that latex catsuit. Too bad she didn't quite pass the audition process...

Watch the Video:

Olivia Munn Bond Girl Video

More awesome caps of Olivia Munn in latex after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of... Olivia Munn: Bond Girl. Sorta.

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Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52

01:45 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Cattrall

Okay, this is a weird one. These photos feature Kim Cattrall nude along with performers from London's burlesque show Le Cirque. So, why is Kim Cattrall naked in a lame recreation of the Titian painting Diana & Actaeon? Supposedly it's to raise money so that the painting can be purchased from it's current owner to make sure it stays in Britain. Seriously, since when has Kim Cattrall needed such a convoluted excuse to get naked?

And for those of you who aren't hip with 16th-century Venitian painters, it's pronounced "tission" like "mission." Not Titty-an. Even though that would be awesome given the circumstance.

Link: Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52

No She Can't

01:12 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Britney Returns!? When did she leave? (Pink is the New Blog)

Cute, Asian college girl. Aw yeah. (CollegeHumor)

Remember when Nicole Kidman was pretty? (DListed)

Amy Poehler takes her new baby for a stroll. (PopSugar)

More Blake Lively cleavage. (Popoholic)

Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized yet again. (IDLYITW)

Nicole Kidman says no to violence against women. (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. Or maybe she isn't. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears needs a new hat. (CityRag)

Nicole Richie lights stuff up for UNICEF. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: No She Can't

Daisy Lowe Nude Pictures from Paradis Magazine

12:52 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Daisy Lowe

British model Daisy Lowe is 19, and quickly moving up the fashion ladder. And judging by these Daisy Lowe nude pictures from Paradis magazine, that's a really good thing. Daisy is actually the daughter of Gavin Rossdale, and step-daughter of Gwen Stefani, and with her partying lifestyle, is basically the British version of Lindsay Lohan, except she gets naked a lot more. In fact, Daisy was dating the brother of Lindsay's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. So who knows, maybe a Daisy and Lindsay might one day hook up...

Link: Daisy Lowe Nude Pictures from Paradis Magazine