Keeley Hazell's Topless Witch is the Best. Halloween Costume. Ever.

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You've got to hand it to Keeley Hazell. While everyone else is just stripping down to their underwear, or wearing knock-off Superhero costumes, Keeley Hazell's topless witch costume is the Best. Halloween Costume. Ever. In fact, it's so awesome, I'm thinking of going as a topless Keeley Hazell myself this year. Of course, I could never do the real thing justice. My boobs aren't that nice.

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Halloween Links

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Happy Halloween! It sure is with these hot Sarah Michelle Gellar pics. (Popoholic)

This year's #1 costume will be: Sexy Sarah Palin. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Simpson is so bad she's going straight to DVD. (DListed)

Heidi Klum steps out with Barack Obama? (Pink is the New Blog)

Sarah Palin does Dancing with the Stars. (eBaum's World)

Heidi and Spencer are douchebags for Halloween. So, not any different than regular life. (PopSugar)

Kerry Katona is rather sexeh. (ZOO)

Theatre acting is tiring for Katie Holmes. (IDLYITW)

Britney's new album has a cover. (Just Jared)

Madonna and A-Rod are shacking up at Jerry Seinfeld's place. (Socialite Life)

Sarah Palin is the Bride of Frankenstein McCain. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton has glitter shoes. (Hollywood Rag)

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Kim Kardashian is No Wonder Woman

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Okay, I'll admit, Kim Kardashian looks pretty good in her Wonder Woman costume, but that better not give those Hollywood types any ideas about casting this train wreck in the next Wonder Woman movie. Besides, everyone knows that Kate Beckinsale as Wonder Woman is so much hotter. No, I think Kim Kardashian would do much better as the Invisible Woman. Or at least the woman in invisible clothes.

More pictures of Kim Kardashian as Wonder Woman after the jump.

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Mariah Carey is a Slutty Firefighter

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Give Mariah Carey ten points for originality on her Halloween costume, because she's not just a regular firefighter, she's a "Sexy" Firefighter. Except she's not sexy. "Slutty" Firefighter is more like it. Or possibly Porn Star dressed as a Firefighter, about to get hosed down. Yeah, I think that's what she's going for. In that case, well done, Mariah.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Vikki Blows Nude Pictures are Fully Loaded

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So yesterday's Vikki Blows topless calendar post proved to be pretty darn popular (go figure), so I think you'll probably get a kick out of these Vikki Blows nude pictures from this month's issue of Loaded magazine. And rest assured, if these pictures of Vikki Blows naked and topless prove to be as popular as I think, we'll be seeing a lot more of Vikki in the future.

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Olivia Munn on Olivia Munn in a Bikini

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So what's better than one Olivia Munn? How about two Olivia Munns! Or is that Olivias Munn? Anyway, We all love Olivia's crazy, kooky, and dirty sense of humour, and here's Olivia interviewing Olivia for The Daily Lowdown. And on top of all the talk about Clown Porn and vomiting to stay thin, we also get to see Olivia Munn in a bikini! And who doesn't love that?

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Olivia Munn Bikini Video from Daily Lowdown - Part 1

Olivia Munn Bikini Video from Daily Lowdown - Part 2

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Lucky Guy

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Madonna made Guy Ritchie sign a crazy marriage contract. (DListed)

College Girl? Check. Cute? Check. (CollegeHumor)

Gwen Stefani's baby looks familiar. (Pink is the New Blog)

Courteney Cox is trying to make another TV comeback. (PopSugar)

Blake Lively is one sexy schoolgirl. (Popoholic)

Courtenay Semel wants you to "Google her." (Defamer)

Britney Spears exercises with some light weight lifting. (IDLYITW)

One of Beyonce's dancers could be a guy. (Just Jared)

Mariah Carey hasn't decided on a Halloween costume yet. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears's cameltoe is from the future. (CityRag)

Jennifer Aniston is angry with Pink. (Hollywood Rag)

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Vikki Blows Topless Calendar Pictures

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If you have any familiarity with the Internet, you may have heard of Vikki Blows, but for those of you that haven't Vikki is basically the hottest British export since Keeley Hazell. Kind of like a mini-Keeley, with a bit of goth. She's pretty much as sexy as they come, and I felt she rightly deserved a spot her on Egotastic! So without further ado, may I present Vikki Blows topless in her 2009 calendar.

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Danneel Harris Nude Video from Ten Inch Hero

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O!M!G! You have got to check out this Danneel Harris nude video from the movie Ten Inch Hero. When I say that she has the most incredible body ever, you have no idea how true that is. You may remember Danneel as the super hot and super sexy girl from One Tree Hill or Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and if you do, then you've probably wanted to see Danneel Harris naked for as long as I have. Well, today is your very lucky day.

Now, you've probably never heard of this movie, and that's not surprising, because neither had I. It went straight to video so fast, it skipped the new releases and landed in the back stacks. But we found it, and along with it, Danneel Harris naked, and riding on top of some very, very lucky Douchebag.

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Danneel Harris Nude Video from Ten Inch Hero

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Dancing Girl

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Britney Spears hits the dance floor. (Socialite Life)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is getting death threats. (DListed)

Britney Spears' dad is in control of her life permanently now. (Pink is the New Blog)

First look at Gwen Stafani's new baby, Zuma. (PopSugar)

Heidi Klum has got more than just milk. (Popoholic)

Tara Reid doesn't like it when you make fun of how bad she looks. (Celebslam)

Beyonce might want to loosen up. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears might be hosting SNL. (Just Jared)

The best celebrity Halloween costumes. (CityRag)

Katie Price has her own line of hairstyling appliances. (Hollywood Rag)

Star magazine is making up crap about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. (Popbytes)

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