Megan Fox in Her Bra is the Only Reason I Need

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Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. It actually looks really funny (mainly because Simon Pegg is the star), but even if it was a total piece of shit, you can bet that I'll still be seeing this movie on the big screen, if for no other reason than to see a 30-foot tall Megan Fox in her bra. And then there's the scene of Megan Fox in the pool, in what is obviously cold water... Yeah, this movie is going to be fun.

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Cowboy Girl

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Jessica Simpson loves her Dallas Cowboys. (Just Jared)

Cute. College. Girl. (CollegeHumor)

Paris Hilton has a new song. Don't ask why. (DListed)

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy: The Dolphin Trainer. (Pink is the New Blog)

DJ AM is out of the hospital. (PopSugar)

Katy Perry is cute and cleavagey. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears loves her Frapuccino. (Defamer)

Phoebe Price wants attention. (IDLYITW)

Kelly Osbourne is still a freak. (Socialite Life)

Russell Crowe and Kirstie Alley: Separated at fat. (CityRag)

Dennis Quaid is not happy with Meg Ryan. (Hollywood Rag)

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures with Samantha Ronson (Who's Actually a Girl)

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Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson are down in Cabo taking in some sun, and relaxing in their bikinis, because obviously neither one of them has a real job they need to be at. It's nice to see Lindsay Lohan in a bikini again, though, since it's been a while. But I can't really say the same about Samantha Ronson. I mean, she doesn't look bad in a bikini. But she is very confusing. You know, in that post-op kind of way.

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Now That's a Jennifer Aniston Bikini Picture!

12:50 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini isn't exactly news, but it's still fun. But sometimes, you get a shotlike this one, and your brain just turns to Jell-O, as lewd and inappropriate thoughts race through your mind at the speed of light, and all your left with is a bubbling puddle of mush, and warm feeling inside. Yeah, that was gross, but what are you doing even reading this when there are pictures of Jennifer Aniston's ass like that for you to be clicking on?

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Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Her Tits - Just Cuz

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Here's Playboy Playmate, and former Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson at a party in the Dominican Republic she was hosting. I guess hosting duties down there come with some extra responsibilities, or she just takes her job of entertaining the crowd really seriously, because Kendra Wilkinson flashed her tits on stage for no apparent reason. But I guess that's why they pay her the big bucks.

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Busted!

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Heather Locklear got busted for drunk driving. (CityRag)

Rumer Willis keeps trying. (DListed)

Paris Hilton has a new perfume. Again. (Pink is the New Blog)

Are you surprised that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married this weekend? (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff is lookin' good. (Popoholic)

Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer talking again? (Celebslam)

Jennifer Lopez launched her new fragrance for men. (Just Jared)

Heath Ledger's family has gifted his entire $20 Million estate to his daughter. Finally, someone did something right. (Socialite Life)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli might be back together. (IDLYITW)

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Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video from the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant

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She may not know shit about foreign policy, but one thing's for sure, Sarah Palin had a nice ass. Now, you may think these comments are sexist, and don't treat Sarah Palin with the respect due a Vice-Presidential candidate, and maybe you're right, but you can't argue that this is Sarah Palin in a swimsuit, parading around so that people can literally judge how nice of an ass she has. Frankly, I bet McCain wishes there was a swimsuit competition in this election, because the question/answer portion of the show isn't Palin's strength.

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Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video

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Britney Spears Sex Tape for Sale

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Here's something surprising that you probably never thought you'd hear: There is a Britney Spears sex tape for sale. Oh, wait, that's not surprising at all. In fact, considering that Britney was dating Paparazzi photographer, Adnan Ghalib, this news is just about right on schedule. According to The Sun, Adnan is shopping around the sex tape, looking for the highest bidder.

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Such a nice boy, that Adnan. He even respects Britney's privacy so much that he would only sell a sex tape featuring her, but would never reveal any other private details. Such a sweetheart.

Now, I can forgive Britney's judgement in regards to sleeping with a Paparazzi, because, well, she's a fucking retard. But no one in her entourage saw this one coming? Really? I mean REALLY!?

Whatever. Let's just see the tape already.

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Audrina Patridge is Back in Her Bikini

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Being Audrina Patridge probably doesn't suck. At least, not when she's getting paid to hang out in her bikini at the MGM Grande in Las Vegas. Of coure, she is surrounded by skanks and douchebags, but that seems to be her element, so I'm sure she's doing just fine. And in case you're wondering, that overly-tattoed girl who kind of looks like Audrina is her sister. I'm sure someone will be giving her a reality show any day now.

Check out lots more Audrina Patridge bikini pictures after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston Loves Her Bikini, And So Do I

02:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Once again, we have Jennifer Aniston lounging about in her bikini. It would seem that's all she really does these days. I mean, I certainly can't remember the last time I saw her in a movie, or on TV. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. If I could lounge around all day in a bikini without a care in the world, I'd probably do it too. Of course, I probably wouldn't look as good as Jennifer Aniston. Or would I...?

Lots more Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures after the jump.

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