Amy Smart Topless, Rocking the Nipple Tape, Yo

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Amy Smart is currently filming Crank 2, and from the looks of it, this movie is going to be better than Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull put together. Why? Because Amy Smart is topless, totally rocking the nipple tape like a bad ass, that's why. Also because Amy Smart is super sexy and all that.

I have no idea if Amy Smart is topless for the entire movie, but how awesome would that be? More pictures to come. Hopefully.

Update: Added a bunch more hi-res pictures of Amy Smart topless with her nipple tape. Now, where do I apply for the job of Amy Smart's nipple tape guy?

Photo credit: JFX Images

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The Cameltoe Game

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Can you name the Celebrity Cameltoe? (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan never wears a bra. (CollegeHumor)

Rumer Willis is one of People's Most Beautiful? WTF? (DListed)

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the party animal now. (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow's got hot legs. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is a little confused. (IDLYITW)

Leighton Meester makes a face. (A Socialite's Life)

Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris Hilton. (Celebslam)

Hulk smash. (Hollywood Rag)

Katie Holmes got sent to Scientology Boot Camp. (PopBytes)

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More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts

03:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Well, if it isn't everyone's favourite Pop sensation, Keeley Hazell topless again. I thought now that Keeley is a "singer", she'd be giving up her naked ways, but that doesn't seem to be the case, what with her latest topless outing in the newest issue of Nuts magazine.

If only all singers would get naked as much. Wait a minute... Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears are singers. Okay, I take that back. Only singers who look like Keeley should be getting naked.

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Hilary Duff Just Keeps Getting Hotter

02:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Hilary Duff

I still can't quite figure out how she did it, but Hilary Duff is officially hot. With her new blonde locks, she doesn't even need to show off a lot of skin to get attention, and the fact that she's actually one of the prettiest girls out there now is just freaking me out. Yes, I know I should be used to it by now, but it's still a shock. Even more of a shock is that Hilary's sister Hailey just keeps getting fuglier.

More Hilary Duff hotness after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan's Breasts are Back

01:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

It's been a hell of a long time since we've seen Lindsay Lohan showing off her amazing breasts. Well, not that long if you consider we did see Lindsay Lohan naked a couple months back, but it's been quiet since then. Anyway, here's Lindsay at the launch of some new TV or something. It doesn't really matter. All that matters is Lindsay Lohan's amazing cleavage.

Many, many more pictures of Lindsay after the jump.

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Golden Girl

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Dannii Minogue is definitely the hot sister. (Pink is the New Blog)

Adriana Lima nipple slip. (CollegeHumor)

We really don't need to see Amy Winehouse in her bra. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan is looking as lovely as ever. And by lovely, I mean not. (Defamer)

Oh God, Britney, please don't drop that towel. (PopSugar)

Emmanuelle Chriqui shows off her hot legs. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton joins the Race to Erase MS. (Just Jared)

Carrie Underwood wants to get back together with Tony Romo. (IDLYITW)

Pamela Anderson is officially a US citizen. Quick, close the door to Canada! (A Socialite's Life)

Okay, John Travolta is totally gay. (CityRag)

Mindy McCready had an affair with Roger Clemens. (Hollywood Rag)

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Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures Are Good Enough for Me

12:39 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Rumer Willis

Here are Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari getting their bikinis on for the new Op line from Wal-Mart. All in all, it's a pretty hot group, aside from Rumer Willis being a butterface, but she does have a really great body, so what are you gonna do? I've heard a paper bag does the trick, but I think that's a little cruel. Maybe a Demi Moore Halloween mask. Yeah, that'd be much better than staring into Bruce Willis' ugly face the whole time.

Oh, there's also a video of Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari, so make sure you watch that, too.

Watch the Video:

Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran, Christina Milian, Rumer Willis Bikini Video for Op

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Brooke Hogan's Ass Gets a Rub from... Her Dad!?

12:21 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Brooke Hogan

Okay, I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. I'm not sure what Hulk Hogan thinks he doing here, but that's his daughter, Brooke Hogan's ass that he's rubbing down so hard. He probably just got confused because his girlfriend is the the other blonde, manish-looking girl. It just so happens that she looks EXACTLY like Brooke Hogan. I mean, anyone who was dating a girl who could be his daughter's twin would make the same mistake, right? Seriously, I'm going to throw up.

See if you can tell the two blonde man-ladies apart in the pictures below. I couldn't.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed

11:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lauren Conrad

So, that annoying fake couple we all love to hate, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, were on The Tyra Banks Show and CONFIRMED the existence of the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Yes, that Lauren Conrad sex tape. Tyra asked, and Heidi and El Doucheo were more than happy to emphatically confirm that the tape did exist at one point (even though Lauren Conrad denied she had a sex tape). Whether it exists now they couldn't say, and wouldn't, since apparently there is some kind of gag order in place. I bet it's similar to the gag order I feel when I look at Heidi and Spencer.

Heidi said that Lauren's ex was trying to sell the tape, to which Spencer added that he would rather throw up than watch the tape. Again, Spencer is the douche of all douches. I don't care how boring Lauren Conrad is in bed, I'd still want to see that sex tape.

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Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed

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Rebecca Romijn Bikini Pictures from Esquire

11:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn is on the cover of the Czech edition of Esquire magazine, and boy is she looking good. I have no idea what they are saying, as I really don't speak Czech, but they're probably saying something along the lines of "Holy crap do these Rebecca Romijn bikini pictures look hot!" At least that's what they would be saying if I wrote that article. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't.

And no, I don't know why they are still calling her "Rebecca Romijn Stamos," but that probably has something to with the fact that they only just got Full House over there...

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