Keri Russell Has Whipped Cream on Her Breast

12:42 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keri Russell

Keri Russell, how do I love thee, let me count the ways. Actually, I'm not gonna count, but I know it's a lot. And a hell of a lot more after seeing these pictures of Keri Russell from the latest issue of Interview Magazine.

Of course, I couldn't even begin to tell you what the article is about, or what she said in it, because once I saw that picture of Keri Russell with whipped cream on her breast, well, I won't go into detail...

Suffice it to say that these are probably the sexiest Keri Russell pictures ever taken. Good job, Interview. Good F'n job.

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She Needs to Stop with the Surgery

11:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

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10 Girls, in bikinis, in a giant fist fight. Awesome! (eBaum's World)

Zooey Deschanels' cuteness is killing me. (PopSugar)

Vanessa Minnillo has some damn sexy legs. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking since she was 13. (Defamer)

Mischa Barton leaves the hospital... In her hospital gown. (Pink is the New Blog)

Naomi Watts is ready to pop. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is whining again. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera stinks. (A Socialite's Life)

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Sienna Miller's Nipples: 1 - Shirt: 0

01:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

When the gossip is slow, you can always count on Sienna Miller's nipples to offer a nice distraction. Obviously, these aren't quite Sienna Miller topless pictures, but I am rather impressed at how much her nipples are showing through her shirt. Who knew that fashion in the late 19th century had so much in common with today!?

Also, keep in mind that these shots are from the set of Best Times of Our Lives, in which Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley have a threesome sex scene, so if their choice of wardrobe for an outdoor scene is any indication, I think we have quite the treat in store for us.

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures

12:48 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kristen Bell

Veronica Mars may be dead, or at least the show is, but these Kristen Bell bikini pictures prove that its star is very much alive and well, and that we will be seeing a lot more of Kristen Bell in the future.

These very rare Kristen Bell bikini pictures were taken by "stephanie_gb" while on vacation in Hawaii at the Turtle Bay Resort hotel where Kristen is shooting her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I don't know about you, but as long as Kristen Bell is in a bikini, I won't be forgetting her any time soon.

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Petra Nemcova Wears the Shortest Skirt Ever

11:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Petra Nemcova

It doesn't take much to make me happy in this world, and there definitely isn't very much to Petra Nemcova's dress, so you know that makes me happy. In fact, if it was any shorter, I'm pretty sure it would be a shirt, and then we'd all be even happier.

I have to admit, I'm really liking this whole super-short skirt and shorts trend that all the girls are wearing. From the ladies in my neighbourhood, to Supermodels like Petra Nemcova, I would really like to say thank you to whichever genius it was who managed to convince women around the world that showing off their legs is a good thing. Because it is.

Photo credit: Splash

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More Nicole Richie Than You Ever Wanted

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Rihanna knows how to rock, and apparently it involves leather. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie really shouldn't be driving. (CelebSlam)

Shakira butchers AC/DC's "Back in Black." (Horny Oyster)

Just because Madonna is behind the camera, doesn't mean she shouldn't put on some make up. (Just Jared)

For Calum Best, one whore is as good as the next. (Hollywood Rag)

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Heather Locklear's Bikini is Too Small - Perfect Fit

11:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heather Locklear

Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures. I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

One thing I do know about Heather Locklear's bikini is that it appears to be a bit too small, which pretty much means it's perfect. It looks like Heather's having a tough time just keeping her breasts covered, but if she needs a helping hand (or two), I'm free. Sadly, her bikini was big enough to avoid any nipple slips, so hopefully we can work on that for next time.

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Photo credit: Celebrity Babylon

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Is Lindsay Going Back to Rehab?

09:36 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

After that cocaine-induced car crash this weekend, Lindsay Lohan is going back to rehab. At least that's what In Touch Weekly is saying. Just days after being arrested for a DUI, Lindsay Lohan was back to partying, and was seen visibly intoxicated, some might say wasted, and passing out in the front of her friend's car.

"She finally realizes it's the right thing to do," a close friend of the 20-year-old actress tells In Touch exclusively. "She is going willingly."

Lindsay is due to check into Promises in Malibu this afternoon (LA-time) In Touch has learned. That is the facility that Britney Spears entered after shaving her head.

The Georgia Rule star's decision contrasts starkly from her behavior just last night at Teddy’s nightclub. Insiders say Lindsay was partying as hard as ever at a 944 Magazine party and kept insisting she didn’t care about the consequences of her arrest when cocaine was discovered in her wrecked Mercedes convertible.

She was later photographed seeming to be out of it in the front passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend, disc jockey Samantha Ronson.

I don't know. The idea that Linsday Lohan so quickly realized that she needs more professional help seems somewhat out of character. I know they say that after you hit rock bottom, the decision to get better is an easy one, but I hardly think this is rock bottom for Lindsay Lohan. Crashing her car, and passing out from too much drugs and alcohol is more like a Tuesday.

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Hey Scarlett, Your Shoe's Untied

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Angelina Jolie takes her kids to school in Prague. (Just Jared)

Rose McGowan's face lift explained. (CityRag)

Britney Spears has a message for her fans. All three of them. (Hollywood Rag)

Pamela Anderson educates her kids on what it means to have a mom with a lot of free time and a video camera. (MollyGood)

Lily Allen must have been really popular in High School. (CelebNewsWire)

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Miss USA falls on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant

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Kelly Brook's Bikini is a Little Loose... Down There

08:53 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kelly Brook

It seems like this site has been hitting the same note pretty often lately, what with all the celebrity bikini pictures, but when it comes to Kelly Brook bikini pictures, there isn't really much choice as to what to do with them. Besides, I'm pretty sure that if Kelly Brook wasn't posing for bikini photos, she would have no reason for being, and would simply cease to exist. So in the spirit of not wanting Kelly Brook to vanish into thin air, ehre she is, once again, in a bikini.

Now, for those of you with sharp eyes, pay special attention to the photos of Kelly in the blue bikini, where she's on all fours. You see, her bikini bottoms are hanging a bit loose, and well, you can see a little bit more than she would probably want you to. But that's half the fun. Who am I kidding? That's all the fun.

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