Who's Number 73?

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Beyonce is the #1 most desirable celebrity? Really? (AskMen)

Fergie does the whole fitness thing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio is always good for a quickie. (Popoholic)

David Chappelle on Crank Yankers! Awesome! (CollegeHumor)

You'd think Britney Spears could afford to shop at fancier stores than Target. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jordana Brewster is the new Angelina Jolie. (DListed)

Britney Spears goes to the drive-thru. (IDLYITW)

Kate Moss is standing by her drug-addicted, junkie man. (PopSugar)

Gwen Stefani calls her baby a "blob." (Just Jared)

Here's why Kevin Federline is an idiot: He said no to a $25 Million divorce settlement offer. (A Socialite's Life)

Gene Simmons and Nicolas Cage are hair twins. (CityRag)

Brandy is being sued for $50 Million. (Hollywood Rag)

So how many dudes is Kirsten Dunst dating? (CelebNewsWire)

Dustin Diamond is a Douchbag. (Yeeeah!)

The 3rd Annual Thighs Wide Movie Awards. The only movie awards that matter. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Video Bonus:

Tyra Banks need to shut the fuck up.

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Is Sienna Miller's Sex Scene Real?

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So you know that Sienna Miller sex scene from Factory Girl that was posted here a little while back (but then had to be taken down because of studio pressure)? Well, some people say that sex scene was actually the real thing. According to The New York Daily News, Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were so hot for each other at the time of filming, that they went a bit further than just play acting they sex scenes. Further as in all the way.

"It's not simulated," an insider tells us. "They're really doing it."

It was during the film's Louisiana shoot that Miller ran into another squall in her stormy romance with Jude Law - and turned for comfort to Christensen, the "Star Wars" heartthrob.

"They spent about a month hanging out," says one pal of Christensen. "But then she decided she didn't want a relationship. Hayden was devastated. He really fell for her."

Added a friend of Miller, "Sienna wanted to try to make another go of it with Jude. But, again, it didn't work out. At the end of last summer, she and Hayden ended up in Toronto for more shooting. They hadn't talked in six months. But it turned out to be a great reunion."

At the movie's premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper would tell us only: "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us." As for the sex, he said, "We tried to portray it tastefully."

And was congress actually in session during the shooting?

"I can't comment," Hickenlooper answered. "You'll have to ask Sienna about it."

Miller left the Chelsea Hotel after-party before we could ask about the love scene - and where she now stands with Christensen, who wasn't at the premiere. Yesterday, Miller's publicist said the sex wasn't bona fide: "She's just a really good actress."

Well, I saw that scene, and I can definitely say you can't see for sure, but it is hot. There have always been rumours about sex scenes in movies being more than just pretend, but if you ask me, this rumour would have come out earlier if it was really true. The fact that it's coming out the week of the premiere really makes me think it's just another PR gimmick to drum up publicity.

Of course, we are talking about Sienna Miller, so anything is possible.

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Now that the scene in question is actually news-worthy, you guys can see it.

Sienna Miller Nude Sex Video: Real or not?

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Nicole Richie: Cocaine, Liking, and Licking

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More damning evidence of the hard partying lifestyle of Paris Hilton and her friends has surfaced from the Paris Exposed website, and this video features Nicole Richie allegedly (becuase I don't want to get sued) licking cocaine from a plate, while Paris says "Don't eat it all, you fucking snort it."

Yeah, so I'm not saying it's a plate full of cocaine, again, because I might get sued if I do, but if it walks, talks, looks and licks cocaine off a plate like a duck, then it's probably a duck. You know how the old saying goes.

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That Jennifer Aniston / Courteney Cox Lesbian Kiss Isn't Really

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In a move that will surely kill whatever momentum Courteney Cox's crap show Dirt had left in it, Jennifer Aniston told People Magazine that the much talked about "lesbian kiss" between herself and Cox is in fact nothing more than a goodbye kiss.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock. It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal? Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, "How many days will it take to come out? 'Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!'" It was a record: about a week.

Aniston was also asked about her rumoured nose job and boob job:

Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery – your nose, your boobs. What's going on? (Laughs) It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine.

So you now have absolutely no reason to watch the show. They won't be getting all hot and heavy like we wanted, let alone going at it like drunk college girls at a Girls Gone Wild party.

I don't know why Aniston said she doesn't think people want to see Rachel and Monica "have at it." That's all people want to see. Why the hell else were people watching Friends for ten years?

Oh, and Jennifer Aniston doesn't need a boob job.

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Sienna Miller Has No Pants, or Sense of Style

05:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

A lot of people say that Sienna Miller has a great sense of style. Those people are wrong. At least when it comes to this disaster of an outfit that Sienna Miller wore to the Factory Girl premiere after party.

I don't know when the underwear-over-the-tights, superhero look came back into style, but this ensemble does not make Sienna a fashion hero. Then again, maybe Sienna really is wearing pants, and we all have X-Ray vision now! Yeah, that's it. Either that, or her designer also did the upholstery on Wonder Woman's invisible jet.

So, are mirrors Sienna Miller's only weakness (well, mirrors and slightly effeminate actors), or has her style power been neutralized by some kind of fashion Kryptonite? Find out in the next issue of The Adventures of Sienna Miller: Fashion Victim!

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie look oddly dignified and it's freaking me out. (PopSugar)

The ongoing saga of Tyra Banks and her problem with people calling her overweight. (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp is a Rock N' Roller. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Courtney Love replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol? That doesn't seem like a trade up. (DListed)

Brad Pitt does not like being swarmed by the Paparazzi. (Just Jared)

Britney wants Justin back. (IDLYITW)

Emilia Attias is an Argentian model, and that's enough for me. (Popoholic)

Beyonce doesn't pay her background dancers very much. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Mike Myers putting on a secret show in disguise? (CityRag)

Tara Reid is only good at shopping. (Hollywood Rag)

Pete Doherty is back in rehab. Because that's really gonna work. (CelebNewsWire)

Is T.R. Knight leaving Grey's Anatomy? (Defamer)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is a "nice Jewish girl." Very nice indeed. (FHM)

Bonus Video:

Regis and Kelly learn all about Teabagging

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Paris Hilton Is Suing Those Guys Who Bought Her Crap and Put it on the Internet

02:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

Well, you knew it was coming. Paris Hilton has filed a law suit to try and shut down the website that first posted her personal videos, pictures, and documents on the Internet, reports CNN. If you ask me the law suit is purely for show, to try and make the public think that Paris didn't actually have anything to do with the latest release of her personal sex tapes onto the Internet, even though everyone already knows that she was behind the first sex tape that made her famous, so why should we think any differently now?

In her lawsuit, Hilton said she put her possessions in storage two years ago when she and her sister, Nicky, moved out of a house that had been burglarized.

The 25-year-old heiress said a moving company was supposed to pay the storage fees and was "shocked and surprised" to learn her belongings were sold at a public auction.

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain," Hilton said in a declaration supporting the lawsuit, adding she was concerned the information could be used for identity theft or harassment.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the site ParisExposed.com.

Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz said that she would like the site shut down and "would like all of these items returned to her."

So while Paris cries foul, and claims she's worried about "indentity theft" and "harassment," she's all the while getting more of the attention she clearly craves. I'm not buying it. If you're concerned about your privacy, you don't make videos documenting your rampant drug use, and sexual activities, and you certainly don't put them in storage and hope someone else takes care of the bill.

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Did Sienna Miller and Diddy Do It?

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Everybody wants there to be more to this whole Sienna Miller / Sean "Diddy" Combs story, but it seems like there really isn't anything there. The two were spotted out partying together several times over the past few weeks, in New York, and at Sundance, and most recently, Diddy gave Sienna a lift back to her appartment, but the stars say they are strictly friends, according to Page Six.

They insist they're just good pals, but Sienna Miller and Sean "Diddy" Combs sure do like to party together. On the heels of their Sundance cavorting, they were spotted partying at Bungalow 8 Saturday night along with two of Miller's friends from London. At 9 a.m. Sunday, fotogs snapped Miller being dropped off at her hotel by the father of newborn twins. The paparazzi apparently caught Diddy off guard since he asked that the pictures not be used. Reps for Miller said, "Sienna is only interested in Sean as a friend." A rep for Diddy said, "They are just friends."

So if there's nothing to this story, why am I writing about it? Well, there's nothing else to write about, so sometimes you just have to suck it up. I also wanted to comment on the press and public's insane need to impose some kind of romanctic or sexual connotation onto every celebrity pairing. People can be just friends. It's boring, but it's true.

Of course, Sienna also happens to have a new movie coming out, but I'm sure this isn't just some kind of lame publicity stunt of a relationship. No, she would never use another person's fame to boost her own.

Here's Sienna Miller at her new movie premiere.

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Heidi Klum Needs Some Makeup

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Let me preface this post by saying that Heidi Klum is definitely one of the most beautiful women in the world, and everyone is entitled to an off day, but OMG, if these aren't the most unfortunate pictures of Heidi Klum I've ever seen.

From the lack of makeup to the harsh lighting, these pictures make you truly appreciate what goes into those magazine layouts and artistic photos. In fact, if I didn't know that Heidi Klum was one of the top Supermodels in the world, I'd be seriously asking who the hell this person is, and why someone is taking her picture.

First we had pictures of Tyra Banks looking fat, and now Heidi Klum looking like her face got erased. I don't know what to believe anymore. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Adriana Lima is a man.

At least Heidi Klum's breasts still look amazing.

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The Ho Likes Her Blow

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Legally, I don't think we can say that Nicole Richie is snorting massive amounts of cocaine. Legally. (DListed)

Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman don't want to work with Lindsay Lohan. (Hollywood Tuna)

Now you can see what Mischa Barton likes about Cisco Adler. Hint: It's his junk. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Lopez is a child of a Scientology. (PopSugar)

Victoria Beckham is too cheap for Scientology. (IDLYITW)

Harry Potter like you've never seen him before. (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams replaces Katie Holmes in the best Batman casting news ever! (Popoholic)

Brandy may be charged with vehicular manslaughter. (A Socialite's Life)

Paula Abdul: Happy nutcase, or sad clown? (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie's mother died. (Hollywood Rag)

Scott Storch is actually too gross for Lindsay, Paris and Britney. (MollyGood)

Leonardo Dicaprio got dumped by Israeli model, Bar Rafaeli. (Celebrity Nation)

Epic Movie = Epic waste of time. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Bonus Video:

K-Fed is cashing in on his 15 minutes the only way he can: by making fun of himself.

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