2006 was the Year of the Upskirt

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2006 had it's fair share of nipple slips, topless shots, and celebrity nudes, but the real trend, and the one that made headlines around the world, was the upskirt. Never before had so many, worn so little, and flashed so much.

Editorial note: Links in BOLD show it ALL...

Far and away, Linsday Lohan takes the top prize just for the sheer number of times she let the world look up her skirt. Of course, she was also one of the first to flash her shaved pussy while going commando. It was a shocking new low for a girl who seems not to know the meaning of the word. Here is each and every Linsay Lohan upskirt from 2006.

• Another Lindsay Lohan Upskirt… Well, Almost
• Lindsay Lohan Lifts her Skirt for More Attention
• Another Lindsay Lohan Upskirt
• Lindsay Lohan is a Man, Baby!
• Lindsay Lohan Flashes the Firecrotch Again
• Lindsay Lohan Upskirt: Real or Not, is That the Firecrotch?
• Firecrotch Returns: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures
• Lindsay Lohan Almost Flashes her Firecrotch
• Lindsay Lohan Ass Slip

Second place, without a doubt goes to none other than Britney Spears. While she had less than half the upskirt incidents of Lindsay Lohan, hers smashed the rapid-fire records with four drunken flashes in the span of just five days. Three of which making us want to gouge our eyes out after seeing her shaved K-Fed recepticle. Not to mention the fresh C-section scar still visible as well. I don't know, maybe Britney should get the #1 spot.

• Britney Spears Pussy - Oh the Humanity!
• Another Britney Spears Upskirt - No Underwear Once Again
• Britney Spears Upskirt Pics - Now with Pussy!
• Britney Spears Joins the Upskirt Club

Of course, Lindsay and Britney were not the only girls who showed off a bit too much. Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson and Nicole Richie are but a few of the other celebrities of 2006 who got caught by the long lens of the Paparazzi. All I have to say is "well done girls."

• Ashlee Simpson Upskirt / Panty Slip Pictures
• Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
• Kelly Brook Upskirt Pictures from the Three Premiere
• Kim Cattrall Upskirt Pictures - Basic Instinct Style
• Mischa Barton Almost Slips it All
• Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler Back… Upskirt!? Really? Mischa Marton Upskirt?
• Nicole Richie Upksirt Saved by Underwear
• This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoiable
• Paris Hilton is an Ass
• Jude Law Dumps Sienna Miller's Crotch
• Toni Braxton Nipple Slip and Ass Slip at the World Cup

I think I'm a little scared of what we might see in 2007...

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Last Links... of 2006

05:37 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Jessica Alba says she would like to be skinnier, but that's stupid because she's already pretty skinny. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here's hoping your New Year is filled with lost of hot college girls kissing. (CollegeHumor)

Ginger Spice falls on her ass. Posh Spice can't be bothered. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mary-Kate Olsen's latest attempt to improve her hair doesn't. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston could very well be insane. (IDLYITW)

These girls are the sexiest Batgirl, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman I've ever seen. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears her sunglasses at night. While carrying her kid. (Popsugar)

Whereas most celebrities invest in trendy restaurants, Bow Wow is franchising a McDonald's. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lopez hits Aspen. Too bad Aspen doesn't hit back. (A Socialite's Life)

Mariah Carey, in the snow, drinking Champagne. How very Diva. (CityRag)

Mike Tyson busted for DUI and Cocaine posession. That's a fun way to end the year. (Hollywood Rag)

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Scarlett Johansson Thinks She's Fat

04:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

It's a well-known fact that girls are crazy. Ask anyone. Hell, ask Scarlett Johansson. Even though she's probably one of the most beautiful women in the world, she says she has "fat days" and will never be "real thin," reports PR Inside.

I have fat days and accept that I'm never going to be real thin.

I know what I look like when I wake up in the morning after three hours sleep. Sometimes I feel, 'OK, this is a good day', and other times I wake up and think, 'Oh my God, I need a hat today.'

I don't think Scarlett understands the meaning of fat. The goal is not to look like Nicole Richie, or the Olsen Twins. The goal is to look like Scarlett Johansson. And if Scarlett is fat in any way, it's in all the right places.

Whatever, if Scarlett needs any help remembering just how not fat she is, hopefully these classic pictures will do the trick.

Link: Scarlett Johansson Thinks She's Fat

Linsday Lohan, Topless Strippers and Lap Dances - Just Another Day in the Life

03:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

In a recent post entitled Lindsay Lohan: Topless Dancer, Bruised Stripper, we told you about an email in which Lindsay Lohan basically called all strippers "whores."

Well, now Lindsay is apologising, reports Page Six, which apparently includes joining several topless strippers on stage, and then getting private lap dances, including one lap dance from two strippers at the same time.

Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores."

"I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays."

Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, "She was big tipper, and I think that she is great."

Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."

So, Lindsay makes for a natural stripper, enjoys getting lapdances and dancing with topless women. Yeah, that sounds about right. I have a feeling 2007 is going to be a lot of fun...

Photo credit: Flynet

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Attack of the Robo Nipples!

05:28 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Whose misaligned robo-nipples are these? (DListed)

Willa Ford does Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba video from Fantastic Four. (Popoholic)

Vida Guerra in a bikini and less. (FHM)

What do Halle Berry, Ron Jeremy, and K-Fed have in common? (CollegeHumor)

Britney Spears is losing all of her fans. (Pink is the New Blog)

Leonardo DiCaprio should probably lay of the frozen yogurt. Unless he likes being pudgy, that is. (Popsugar)

Is Jennifer Aniston dating Billionaire/Playboy Chandler Steve Bing? (Just Jared)

If she is, she might want to take a hint from Pamela Anderson, and not go on a second date. (A Socialite's Life)

Billy Ray Cyrus ditches the Mullet for an emo do with highlights. (CityRag)

Victoria Beckham doesn't think she has an eating disorder. She just "controls" how many celery sticks she eats. (Hollywood Rag)

The Thigh Master interviews Lilly Allen. In English! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Kirsten Dunst bought the fancy new Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis (CDSA) 2.0 system. I wonder if you can get that diamond-studded. (CelebNewsWire)

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Paris Hilton, a Bikini, a Shower, and No Modesty

03:04 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is an attention whore. Who else do you know who could turn a day at the beach in what ostensibly amounts to a 1980s Rock video?

Paris hit Bondi Beach in Syndey, Australia with her bikini, bodyguard, and buddy Kim Kardashian, plus tons of photographers. But as if just traipsing around in her bikini wasn't enough, Paris had to get all wet at the open shower stand. I can just hear the Van Halen music in the background.

I feel sorry for her bodyguard. Getting paid to make sure that Paris Hilton stays safe has to be the most frustrating job in the world. Here's hoping that giant hole in the Ozone layer over Australia does a number on Paris.

Lots more slutty Paris Hilton bikini pictures after the jump.

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This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoidable

04:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all. But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.

Whereas a Britney Spears upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or even a Linsday Lohan upskirt, could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.

You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long. It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.

But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

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Britney Spears Parties and Pukes

04:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Just when you thought Britney Spears couldn't get more disgusting, she goes and lowers the bar once again. According to Us Online, Britney spent the night partying last week, and when she wasn't pestering the DJ to play her crap songs, she was throwing up all over the bathroom.

On December 20, she tested her drinking limits (and the DJ's patience) at Hollywood lounge Les Deux. An inebriated Spears "kept requesting her own songs," a club source tells Us Weekly.

Resident DJ Stone Rokk finally played one, but followed it with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River." Soon the partying caught up with the 25-year-old pop princess.

"She went to the bathroom and threw up all over," an eyewitness tells Us. But, adds the source, "she didn't need to be carried out."

Good old Britney, at least she's predictable. But I think it's too easy a conclusion to jump to that it was the drinking that made her throw up. She probably just caught a glimpse of her pussy in those upskirt pictures.

More pictures of Britney showing off her bra after the jump.

Photo credit: Flynet

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She's Worse Than You Thought

06:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

If you thought Tara Reid's stomach was gross, just wait till you see her ass. (Popsugar)

A Jami Miller picture moment. (Hollywood Tuna)

This just might be the Best. Picture. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Kidman and her boring, yet scandalous husband reunite in Sydney. (Pink is the New Blog)

Carrie Underwood is hooking up with Dallas Cowboy, Tony Romo. (DListed)

Kim Kardashian is planning to take the Paris Hilton road to fame. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie gets personal in her latest interview. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Ellison sure does fill out that lingerie nicely. (Popoholic)

Paul McCartney doesn't want Heather Mills to get anything. (A Socialite's Life)

Maria Sharapova's new calendar is one reason to look forward to 2007. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton's eyes are brown, not blue. (Hollywood Rag)

President Gerald Ford died last night, and this is probably an inappropriate link. It is funny, though. (Defamer)

Yeah, I don't want sex tips from Felicity Huffman either. (Gawker)

Link: She's Worse Than You Thought

Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures

03:05 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

This is Jessica Biel. This is Jessica Biel in a Bikini. Any Questions?

Seriously though, do yourself a favour and take a look at each of these Hi-res Jessica Biel bikini pictures (exclusively on Egotastic!), because what the hell else are we all on this planet for, if not for that incredible ass?

Oh, just one other thing: Cameltoe.

Photo credit: Splash News

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