Pre-MTV VMA Links

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It takes more than putting Pamela Anderson in a music video for Kanye West to get a nomination from MTV. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen Stefani won't be at the MTV awards either. It looks like her ego is as big as Kanye's. (IDLYITW)

Hilary Duff wants you to know she cares. (Pink is the New Blog)

Donald Trump to Carolyn Kepcher: You're Fired! (A Socialite's Life)

Justin Timberlake is #1 on the charts. I guess we should just be happy that Paris Hilton isn't. (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are BFFs. (DListed)

Penelope Cruz is still defending Tom Cruise. (Popsugar)

Why would anyone want to sleep with Courtney Love? (Hollywood Rag)

I've always said that Paris Hilton looks like a bird. An emu if you want to be specific. (CityRag)

Before they were stars: It's Kevin Connolly, "E" from Entourage, in a Rocky movie. (CollegeHumor)

And because the MTV Video Music Awards are on tonight, here are some funny videos you should check out of the Moonman up to his old tricks. Namely Checking out the melons, Pushing girls in the pool, Dissing the All-American Rejects, Hitting on Paris Hilton, and, of course, Pimpin' Hos.

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There is Nothing Unnecessary About a Scarlett Johansson Sex Scene

06:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

It's official. Movie critics are dumb. According to ContactMusic, after screenings of Scarlett Johansson's latest film The Black Dahlia, many critics complained that they could not concentrate after seeing Scarlett's steamy sex scene.

Scarlett Johansson has angrily dismissed claims her steamy sex scene in new movie The Black Dahlia is an unnecessary distraction. In the film, Johansson enjoys a sizzling romp with Hartnett and critics have complained they found it difficult to concentrate following the raunchy scene.

The blonde star retorts, "Of course it's nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting from a scene."

Now, let me get this straight. The critics don't want to see Scarlett Johansson getting all hot and sweaty on a 30-foot screen? They think that sort of thing ruins a movie? What they're not saying is that they basically couldn't get their hard-ons under control, and probably had to sit very awkwardly for the rest of the screening.

Video: The Black Dahlia movie trailer

So, yeah, critics are stupid, and Scarlett Johansson is pretty. And so is Mia Kirshner, and you can see more pictures of both of them at the premiere of The Black Dahlia at the Venice Film Festival after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson is Lucky She's Pretty

05:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Well, after wearing two of the most ridiculous outfits I've ever seen (see: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are Doing it), it looks like Jessica Simpson is back to actually looking hot. Not that she wasn't pretty in those moronic outfits, but here she's looking great overall.

Of course, it's too bad her intelligence can't be improved upon as easily as her wardrobe. Between holding up that stupid sign saying "I lost my voice," making stupid faces, and never actually closing her mouth, you tend to get the feeling that what few brain cells Jessica Simpson has left, she's using full time just to keep herself from falling on her ass.

Now take those brain cells and put them in rollerskates...

Video: Jessica Simpson is having problems rollerskating

So there you have it. One of the most famous pop stars in the world, damn near falling on her ass every two seconds. Is this really the best we can do?

It's a really good thing she's pretty. Anyway, there are a ton more pictures of Jessica Simpson after the jump, so be sure to check those out.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip... Well, Almost

05:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Beyonce

So when is a nipple slip not a nipple slip? When it's stopped short by Beyonce's double-sided tape. And while her protective measure didn't quite do the full job it was meant to, it did work for about 99% of the time.

That is to say, if you look real close in this barely there nipple slip picture, you can see that Beyonce's tape is struggling to hold on to the inside of her dress, and is itself slipping off her nipple. Of course, you still can't see much at all.

So, go ahead, investigate the pictures, and wonder longingly of what might have been. You can also check out more pictures from this almost Beyonce nipple slip after the jump.

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How Many Licks Does it Take?

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Rosario Dawson is licking panties. I don't know why, and I don't care. (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel really loves to walk her dogs. (Hollywood Tuna)

Trent from Pink is the New Blog is hanging out with all the celebs at the MTV Awards. Are you jealous? I am. (Pink is the New Blog)

Entourage has officially jumped the shark. Why? Kevin Federline will guest star. (IDLYITW)

I'm not saying John Travolta's gay. Let's just call it really friendly. (A Socialite's Life)

Guy Richie might have a point in asking Madonna not to take their kids on tour. A little bit of normality in their lives probably wouldn't hurt. (Just Jared)

Getting called "fat butt" by Michael Jackson must really suck. (DListed)

Vince Vaughn is getting less pudgy. (Popsugar)

Forgetting your own lyrics is just the first sign. Maybe Mick Jagger to quit touring before he needs to perform from one of those old-folks scooters. (Hollywood Rag)

Not only is Kid Rock really ugly, but he's got a small head too. (CityRag)

In a scene reminiscent of the Naked Gun 1, CNN accidentally leaves reporter Kyra Phillips' mic on while she's in the bathroom.. (CollegeHumor)

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Midweek Videos - Celebrity Stupidity

02:10 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Videos

No, it's not the weekend yet, but these videos from TMZ were just too funny, so I had to share. There's even a little theme going on with these videos. In each one, a stupid celebrity shows just how lame they really are.

First off, watch as Tara Reid gets totally snubbed when trying to jump the line at Hollywood nightclub Hyde. Best part: When former best bud Paris Hilton saunters in while Tara has to wait in line. Tara Reid Denied at Hyde

Next up is this little birthday greating to Maddox Jolie-Pitt, from adoptive, and estranged grandfather John Voight. Maybe it's just the old age, or maybe it's the fact that Angelina Jolie and her father don't speak, but Jon Voight can't remember his granddaughter's name

And lastly, here's my personal favourite. Watch as Jeremy Piven let's Billy Bush of Access Hollywood know just how big of a tool he really is. It's a lot of fun watching Jeremy Piven dissing Billy Bush.

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Are Doing It

12:48 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

So, the big news today is that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are the new hot Hollywood couple. You may remember John Mayer from such one hit wonders as "Your Body is a Wonderland" and, hmm.... Moving along, People magazine claims they have a source who revealed the top secrety news.

"She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."

Simpson is currently in New York promoting her new album, A Public Affair, which was released Tuesday – although a bruised vocal cord has quashed any planned performances.

Similarly, Mayer had to cancel his Hartford, Conn., appearance with Crow on Saturday due to laryngitis, the Associated Press reported.

See that? They both have throat problems. That totally means they're doing it. But I think the real news is what the hell Jessica Simpson is wearing. She visited TRL yesterday, and she wore these two ridiculous outfits. I truly don't understand. Did she lose her sight along with her voice?

Anyway, there are lots more pictures of Jessica Simpson looking ridiculous after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video (and More Pictures)

04:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

You know, as awesome as Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures are (and that last set were great), there is something better. Namely, Lindsay Lohan bikini videos.

There's nothing quite like full motion video to really give you that genuine feeling of being a stalker, spying on a 20-year-old girl as she takes off her shirt to reveal a skimpy black bikini underneath. It reminds me of last Thursday. I mean, its creepy and stalking is wrong.

Actually, it is kinda creepy. The incesant camera clicking. The zooming in and out. Then again, Lindsay spends half her time taunting the paparazzi by shaking her ass in their faces, so I don't really feel bad. Actually, I don't feel bad at all. And thanks to this Lindsay Lohan bikini video, I feel pretty good.

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And for completeness' sake, here are more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures that have turned up since the last post. Tons more after the jump. Enjoy.

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Michelle Trachtenberg's Ass: Coming to a Theatre Near You

04:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Michelle Trachtenberg

So, I need to admit something. I don't always pay as close attention as I should. While reading the blogs I read everyday, I'll generally skim the content for anything that pops out at me, but I don't usually go through everything word for word.

And while I did see some small versions of these great pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg from Mean magazine on Pink is the New Blog the other day, I didn't really read what was written underneath. However, after finding the large versions from this sexy photoshoot, I went and re-read what Trent wrote, and here it is:

In the interview, Michelle talks about her new movie Beautiful Ohio which was directed by Chad Lowe and produced by Hilary Swank. She also reveals that she has a butt shot in one of the scenes. She didn't use a stunt ass, y'all ... get your tickets now!

Yes, that's right, Michelle Trachtenberg's ass will be on display. Now that's attention grabbing. As of yet, there's no release date, but I'll let you know when I find out.

So, the moral of the story: Always read things carefully. And Michelle Trachtenberg shows off her ass.

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Tom Cruise Is Doing Fine

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Tom Cruise may not be working for Paramount anymore, but it looks like he's got a lot of possibilities. (CityRag)

What the hell is Alyssa Milano doing making baseball gear for girls? (Hollywood Tuna)

Is Kevin Federline the new Vanilla Ice? (Pink is the New Blog)

Matthew Broderick fall down go boom. Off a horse. (IDLYITW)

Colin Farrell's stalker isn't very good at stalking him. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are still going strong. (Just Jared)

P. Diddy taking a pee. Ironic, no? (DListed)

Are you going to take fashion advice from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? (Popsugar)

But if you really want to, you can buy the Olsen's home in LA. It's pretty nice. (Celebrity Nation)

PETA is unhappy with Beyonce yet again. (Hollywood Rag)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a really cool wife. She totally didn't mind when her husband, Peter Sarsgaard, walked into the wrong woman's gynecological exam. (CelebNewsWire)

What's better than waking someone up with fireworks? Waking someone up with fireworks tied to their shoes. (CollegeHumor)

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