Let's Make Fun of Celebrities

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Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth: Separated at birth. (CityRag)

George Clooney didn't like being fat. But then, who does, really? (Hollywood Rag)

Tyra Banks has gone to the pits. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss drops by the London police station for a spot of tea. (Jossip)

Kevin Federline joins the rest of the world in making fun of Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Ben Affleck drinks "Muscle Milk." (A Socialite's Life)

Katie Holmes' baby bump is back in action. (Pink is the New Blog)

Tom Cruise is ever the tool in these promo pictures from Mission Impossible 3. (Just Jared)

Mariah Carey brings her cellulite to German TV. (DListed)

Heidi Klum and Seal take the baby out for the day. (Popsugar)

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Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss

01:45 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Well, well. This whole "Are they? Aren't They?" issue between Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller just keeps getting better. And well, I guess we can pretty much say "they are." Don't believe me? Check out these pictures of Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen kissing. They're low-res, but they're all I could find for the moment. Still, juicy, n'est pas? And check out more pics of Hayden and Sienna going for a drive, after the jump.

Update: Okay, it looks like that's not really Sienna Miller in those pictures. It is his real girlfriend, Lola Skye. WTF!!!??? You say. Read all the details in this latest Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Update.

Updated Update: I have had to remove the pictures of Hayden kissing "not Sienna Miller," but I guess it's not such a big deal, since it probably wasn't her anyway. Though, a lot of people seem to think it is. But I'll see what I can do about maybe getting them back.

Update: 13/03/06 - Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss... For Real This Time

Previously:
More Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen
Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Get Cozy
Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Dating?

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And the Surprising Nominee is... Keira Knightley

10:33 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keira Knightley

The list of Oscar nominees is out today, and it's mostly unsurprising. Gay Cowboys and George Clooney, so basically just Gay Cowboys. Nothing unexpected there. There were a few unexpected bits that popped up, though. Amy Adams for best supporting actress in Junebug, and Keira Knightley for best actress in Pride and Prejudice. So now I actually have a reason to write this post. Yay! A reason for Keira Knightley pictures!

You can find more pictures of Kiera Knightley, and the full list of nominees, complete with my predictions, after the jump.

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Jessica Alba is Number One

12:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

AskMen.com and it's readers have ranked Jessica Alba as their #1 most desirable celebrity. The voting is based on which celebrity readers would most want to have as their girlfriend, so it's a good thing that it wasn't based on their acting talents, because Jessica Alba doesn't really have any. Of course, she does have other "talents," of which I'm sure you are well aware.

Rounding out the Top 10 list are Eva Longoria, Natalie Portman, Amerie, Jessica Biel, Charlize Theron, Maria Menounos, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie and Sienna Miller at #2. Not a bad list, I must say. Not bad at all.

Anyway, here's a little photographic evidence for why Jessica Alba was voted number one (lots more after the jump too). Of course, if you really need more convincing, you might as well check out these Jessica Alba bikini pictures, and while we're at it, these Jessica Alba bikini pictures are fun too. I'm sorry, what's that? You want more Jessica Alba bikini pictures? Okay, here are those Jessica Alba bikini pictures you wanted. And by the way, have you seen Jessica Alba's nipples?

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Natalie Portman's World of Fug

12:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Why Natalie? Why? I don't understand what you are doing at all. Listen, I consider us to be friends (in that stalker-obsessive way), so as your friend, please allow me to be honest with you, and know that I say this with only the kindest intentions. You're outfit is terrible. I was hoping your outfit last week was going to be a one-time thing, but I guess you're going to stick with this whole "grandma" look, aren't you?

Seriously, though, what's with the coat? I'm sure you can afford something newer than a "vintage" 70s salvation army find. And the ruffled shirt. My God, the ruffled shirt. And once again, the hair needs to be straightened. Add to that the knit hoodie, and the old Chucks, and well, it's not good. I know it's work, but you're a celebrity. It's part of the job. You can do so much better, and you wouldn't want to end up like your pal Britney. I'm not saying you have to glam it up everyday, but this whole thing, is just... no.

Update: It seems that Natalie's coat is not vintage. It is actually from the new Juicy Couture line. Of course, that still does not make it right. Or less ugly.

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Mandy Moore Scrubs In

12:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mandy Moore

Oh, I just love puns... Anyway, as previously mentioned, Mandy Moore will be guest-starring on Scrubs with her boyfriend (grrr, so jealous) Zach Braff. Both of her episodes will air Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 9pm est on NBC, following which, I will kill myself due to extreme depression. Did I mention I was jealous of Zach Braff?

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The Continuing Adventures of Brooke Burke and the Burger King

04:03 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Brooke Burke is the Burger Queen. (Hollywood Rag)

Who knew that Brad Pitt used to date Thandie Newton? (DListed)

Tara Reid is a cheap slut. Oh wait, she's not cheap. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's easy to be confused, especially if you're Jessica Simpson. (A Socialite's Life)

OMG!!! Nicole Richie is eating!!! (Popsugar)

Jake Gyllenhaal tries to make his move on Heath Ledger at the DGA Awards. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, together at last. (IDLYITW)

Why, oh why would they give the microphone to Janet Reno? (Just Jared)

Owen Wilson and Ellen Degeneres: separated at birth. (CityRag)

Britney Spears doesn't want her newborn's ears pierced for fear he'll look like "White trash." Um, sorry Britney, I think it's too late. (CelebNewsWire)

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Ego Glitches

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More on Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen

11:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

If you needed more proof that there's something going on between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen, how about these incredibly voyeuristic paparazzi pictures. While I can't say to 100% certainty that they are having the sex, it's kind of an easy assumption to make at this point. Especially considering that we're talking about Sienna Miller.

And even though these pictures are small, they do show one important thing. Hayden Christensen goes in wearing an ugly shirt, and Sienna Miller comes out wearing the same ugly shirt. If that's not love, I don't know what is.

And no, I don't know why he is wearing his jeans below his ass.

Update: 13/03/06 - Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss... For Real This Time

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Stitches, Tattoos, Meds, and Sean Lennon: Lindsay Lohan has Been Busy

10:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

It's been a little while since my last Lindsay Lohan update, so I thought I'd cram it all into one post, and get it done with.

First off, Lindsay Lohan got ten "stitches" in her "leg" at a "London" "hospital" on "Friday" after "slipping" down the "stairs," and "cutting" her "leg" on a "teacup," reports Star magazine. What's with all the quotes, you ask? Well, these days you can never be sure if Lindsay Lohan was admitted to the hospital for stitches, exhaustion, or an honest-to-goodness, straight up overdose. In fact, you can't even really be sure that she was admitted to the hospital. But this time, it was her mom that revelead the news. So we're supposed to trust it. But I don't. I think It's all a big conspiracy.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, it would appear that our little Lindsay is none too bright. Contact Music reports that following her last trip to the hospital for an asthma attack, Lindsay has tattooed the word "breathe" on her wrist, saying "The attack was a big deal, so I wanted to commemorate it on my body as a reminder." Wow, that's deep. I didn't know Lindsay was so deep.

Lindsay is also trying to quit smoking. But it's been hard, what with being asthmatic and all. So now she's taking anti-smoking medications to deal with her habit, according to FemaleFirst.

And last (for now), The Post Chronicle is reporting that Bijou Phillips is none too happy with rumours of Lindsay Lohan dating Sean Lennon. Phillips was overheard at an L.A. nightclub saying "Lindsay Lohan, dating Sean? How could he! How could he stand to be with her?" Lennon and Phillips had previously dated for 4 years.

Link: Stitches, Tattoos, Meds, and Sean Lennon: Lindsay Lohan has Been Busy