All That Good Stuff

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Lindsay Lohan hops from L.A. to New York to Miami in one day. And the Papz are their the whole time. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michael Jackson is so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so scary. (A Socialite's Life)

Two ex-Spice Girls seen together. Must mean a reunion. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, aka Vaughniston, are still going strong. (Just Jared)

Then again, maybe not that strong. (Jossip)

Angelina Jolie seems to be actually pregnant. I guess she can throw out those practise kids of hers. (Perez Hilton)

Kelly Osbourne looks like her dog. (Hollywood Rag)

Kate Moss and child hit Aspen. (Popsugar)

Brad Pitt was totally dissed by Courtney Cox. (Yeeeah!)

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures from Miami

07:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is in Miami for New Year's (right next door to Wilmer...), and what else is there to do but kill time getting a tan. Now just keep in mind that Lindsay's sister is only 12-years-old, so please, direct your attention squarely at Lindsay.

I know these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures are all small and watermarked, but I didn't feel like waiting on this one. I'll get better pics as soon as possible. More pictures after the jump, as always.

Update: Bigger pictures have now been added, and I've moved the smaller ones after the jump.

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Nicole Kidman to Marry a Cocaine Addict?

05:59 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Nicole Kidman

The Sun is reporting that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban may get married this weekend, in an attempt to beat Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to the punch.

A pal of Nicole said: “She wants to do it before the year is out — to have it over and done with before Tom Cruise has his big day. Invitations have gone out and the wedding’s happening this coming weekend.”

But according to Urban's ex-girlfriend, Laura Sigler, he's not the commitment type. The clearly bitter ex is tells The Sun (via MSNBC) that Urban has commitment problems and cocaine addiction:

Nicole and Keith might date for a while — but it won’t last very long. I don’t know her but I know him very well. There were a lot of lows with the drugs. I don’t have any dark past — he was probably the darkest part, but I’m on my own now and I’m happy about that.

So that's one rush wedding. A commitment phobic groom. And a history of drug abuse. Yeah, this one's gonna last...

Link: Nicole Kidman to Marry a Cocaine Addict?

Way Too Much Britney Spears

08:01 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Surf's up for Uma Thurman. (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford's kid has a bad attitude. (A Socialite's Life)

Take a look back at the year in Spederline. Gross. (Pink is the New Blog)

And as that wasn't enough to make you hate her, check out Britney Spears' ridiculously huge house. (Hollywood Rag)

And she wants more kids. When will it end!? (CelebNewsWire)

Billy Zane is a complete tool. (Hollywood Tuna)

Frankie Muniz is engaged? WTF!? (Perez Hilton)

Seriously, someone tell me what the deal is with Kristin Cavalleri, and why she's gonna be on Veronica Mars and in an Al Pacino movie? (Popsugar)

Tom Cruise was dorky as a kid too. (CityRag)

Janice Dickinson is getting her own show on Oxygen. I wonder if she knows you can't get high from that kind of oxygen? (Glitterati)

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Naomi Watts: Engaged? Pregnant? Bond Girl?

06:00 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Where to begin with all the Naomi Watts rumours?

First, there are the engagement rumours. Hollywood.com reports that Watts and boyfriend, Liev Shreiber, are more than ready to take the next step in their relationship, and have already gotten engaged. The couple are trying to maintain their privacy, but with Naomi's new-found stardom, that's not so easy anymore.

A source says, "Naomi not only said yes, but she wants to get married as soon, and as secretly, as possible.

"Liev doesn't want to waste any time. He is absolutely thrilled Naomi is going to marry him. He says it's something he's been wishing for almost since their first date. And he's already told her that he wants to have lots of babies. Right away!"

Second, the Sydney Morning Herald is speculating that Watts is pregnant, after she was spotted visiting a Chinese herbalist and acupuncture specialist, Lily Liu, who is also famous around Sydney as being a specialist in fertility.

And last, but certainly not least (like the cliche?), Naomi Watts is the latest in a long line of starlets being sought out to for the role of the latest Bond Girl, according to The Sun. Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, and Scarlett Johansson have already turned down the role. Of course, there are still rumours that Jessica Simpson may be the next Bond Girl.

Naomi, 37, has already had a phone call from Bond team Eon Productions inviting her to be Russian vixen Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale. They want her to do a screen test in the New Year.

Damn, looks like Naomi's got a lot going on. If she wants her career to stay on track, though, she should stay as far away as possible from anything that has to do with James Bond.

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More Natalie Portman Pictures from V for Vendetta

04:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Those marketing guys at Warner Brothers sure know how to sell a movie. Then again, when the star is Natalie Portman, it shouldn't be that hard. He are some more promotional pictures of Natalie Portman from V for Vendetta. Of course, those marketing guys probably won't be very happy if I don't mention that V for Vendetta opens March 17, 2006.

Check out more from Egotastic! on V for Vendetta.

Update: Okay, so those marketing guys asked me to take down the pictures (yeah, that was unexpected). But stay tuned, as they will be back up ASAP.

Link: More Natalie Portman Pictures from V for Vendetta

Paris Hilton Digging for Crabs

04:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was recently spotted relaxing on the beach in a bikini with her sister Nicky. Not a ground-breaking event, I know. And, honestly, the picture below isn't that ground-breaking either. Why not? Because it's a picture of Paris Hilton reaching under her bikini bottoms to scratch her crotch. In public. See, I told you. Not surprising.

This particular Paris Hilton picture may not quite be safe for work.

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Time to Make the Links

03:08 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Peace the fork out to the donut guy and that guy from those movies (and that Star Trek: TNG episode). (Thighs Wide Shut)

I really think Kevin Federline needs to go away. Forever. (Pink is the New Blog)

More celebrities (incl. Claire Danes and Julianne Moore) out lovin' the Knicks. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton on holiday, but not together. (Hollywood Rag)

How much don't I care that Tori Spelling is engaged? (Hollywood Tuna)

As if you didn't know Clay Aiken was gay. (Perez Hilton)

Nicole Kidman goes jogging in Nashville. (Just Jared)

Haha! Nick Lachey got served... divorce papers. (Popsugar)

Some vintage Frank Sinatra film reviews. (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in video sting. (Jossip)

I bet Sean Lennon wishes he was still dating Leelee Sobieski. Hell, I wish I was dating Leelee Sobieski. (Dlisted)

Halle Berry is under the impression that flying in X-Men 3 will save her career. (Cinematical)

Gwyneth Paltrow contemplates post-baby breast implants. (CelebNewsWire)

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Lindsay Lohan is Knicks' Lucky Charm

06:21 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

I don't know much about sports. Apparently, they are some sort of physical activity usually done outside of appartments. And often including other people. Sounds strange, I know. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan was at the New York Knicks' game on Friday, and some people are crediting her for turning around the Knicks' recent losing streak, reports Fox News.

Yes, indeed, that was teen queen bee Lindsay Lohan sitting courtside last Friday night at the New York Knicks-Utah Jazz game at Madison Square Garden. Her "date" was her younger brother, Cody. Some may think Lindsay helped the Knicks break their losing streak that night with their much needed 98-90 win over the Jazz.

Seems like all the players needed was a little "motivation," doesn't it. She definitely "motivates" me. And you've got to check out the last pic after the jump. That guy is totally checking out Lindsay Lohan's ass.

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Scarlett Johansson Gets $4 Million for L'Oreal

05:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Man, I need a new agent. I mean, I never get cosmetics ads. Never. Meanwhile, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly being paid $4 Million to be the new face (or is that hair) of L'Oreal according to FemaleFirst. A source revealed:

It's going to be a massive multimedia campaign, and Scarlett is making over $4 million dollars for her services. One thing you will probably see is Scarlett trying out a lot of different hair colours and not just her trademark platinum blonde look.

Hmm, Scarlett Johansson as a brunette? Now that I'd like to see. More pictures of Scarlett Johansson after the jump.

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