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07:18 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Sorry for the lack of updates today. But sometimes, stuff gets in the way. Other times lazy gets in the way.

Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan smoochy-smooch. (A Socialite's Life)

Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice) makes with the pregnant. (HollywoodTuna)

Colin Farrell's sex tape, available soon. (IDLYITW)

Ben Affleck and Jeniffer Garner actually got paid to drink all that Starbucks. (CityRag)

Ridiculous pictures from Christina Aguilera's wedding. (Just Jared)

Joe Simpson: Evil Genius. (Perez Hiltonz)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are still in China. I hope they stay there. (Popsugar)

George Michael's big fat gay wedding. (Glitterati)

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Kelly Brook Topless Pictures

12:00 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

So, how did you spend your 26th birthday? Well, if you were Kelly Brook, topless on the beach would sound about right. And to think, she got so upset about nude scenes from her last movie being leaked onto the internet. The story is, she wanted them cut from the film altogether, but the leak of the nude scenes seems to have made that a moot point. Still, if you don't want people seeing your breasts, why are you running around topless on the beach?

Because of the general NSFW nature of topless pictures, you can find them after the jump.

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So I Says to Mable, I Says...

06:43 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Jack Osbourne gets a date. Of course, it's a lunch date, so it really doesn't count. (HollywoodTuna)

Mariah Carey is embarrasing. (A Socialite's Life)

George Clooney and Matt Damon like to flirt with each other. I think there's a word for that, but I can't quite remember. (IDLYITW)

Great! Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie return for more "Simple Life." Well, at least they really are simple. (Perez Hilton)

Can somebody send me copies of this Laguna Beach thing. I don't get MTV anymore, so I have no idea who Kristen Cavallari is. (Just Jared)

Really cruel (and therefor funny) celebrity post cards. (CityRag)

Ziyi Zhang is Chinese. "Memoirs of a Geisha" is about the Japanese. Who woulda thunk there'd be an issue. (Yeeeah!)

Nick Lachey is getting his own sitcom. Fantastic! (Popsugar)

Michael Jackson isn't just a creepy pedophile. He's also a racist. (Hollywood Rag)

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Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody Walk the Dogs

03:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Rachel Bilson

I think Hollywood couple watching has supplanted Baseball as the American national pastime. You might find it silly, but pictures of celebrities walking their dogs really seem to get people going. Here we have Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody in one of those life imitates art / man bites dog moments (except for the whole biting part - I just wanted to lay on the clichés). It's like a scene straight out of The OC, but without all the sex, and drama, and, well, entertainment. Continue reading after the jump for a surprise dog-walking guest star!

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Again With the Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures!?

03:36 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Sometimes I feel like a broken record. Nip Slip this, bikini picture that, blah blah blah. But what are you gonna do? Sure, these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini may be a little old (you can tell 'cause of the blonde hair), but I've never seen 'em before. Anyways, it's not like you can not post them. That's just the way things go. Plus, if you look closely in the second pic, maybe you can tell me what exactly Lindsay's hand is doing...

Link: Again With the Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures!?

Rachel Nichols Pictures from Alias (Spoilery)

03:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Rachel Nichols

With the end of Alias looming large on the horizon, there aren't going to be so many opportunities to write about my new favourite actress, Rachel Nichols. Which means I'll be taking every chance I get, including this one. Now on to the matter at hand.

If you're the type of person who doesn't like even the smallest of spoilers, you had probably best skip this post altogether, because these are some mighty revealing promo pictures from the next episode of Alias.

Yes folks, it looks like Sarc is back in the action, and getting some from Rachel Nichols' character. Now there's a lucky guy. First he gets Melissa George, then Rachel Nichols. Tell me, please, how does one apply for this job?

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Gossipology

02:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities

Alyssa Milano fixes her teeth. Who was looking at her teeth? (HollywoodTuna)

Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was seventeen. (A Socialite's Life)

Brad Pitt plays the dad with Angelina Jolie in Japan. (CityRag)

Kirsten Dunst finds another boy toy: Adam Levine from Maroon 5. (Perez Hilton)

Tom Cruise annoys China. (IDLYITW)

Celebrity before and after shots. (Just Jared)

Jessica Simpson sans ring. (Popsugar)

Hell freezes over! Tara Reid is sober in public. (Hollywood Rag)

Sarah Michelle Gellar says no to nudity. (Yeeeah!)

Kelly Hu attempts to revive her career. (TaxiDriverMovie NSFW)

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Lindsay Lohan Snaps

04:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

It seems that Lindsay Lohan has finally found the best way to get her revenge on the Paparazzi. She is fighting fire with fire, taking her own pictures of the annoying photographers. You show them Lindsay! Let them know how it feels. No, it doesn't make you look stupid and desperate.

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Janet Jackson is Fat

03:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Janet Jackson

Can somebody please explain to me what the hell happened to Janet Jackson? When did she go from being one of the hottest pop stars to one of the fattest? And I thought Britney Spears had let herself go... Looks like Janet's been eating more than just Cheetos. Here's hoping we don't get any more wardrobe malfunctions.

Link: Janet Jackson is Fat

Michelle Trachtenberg Is Jewish

03:10 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Michelle Trachtenberg

I don't know why I found this so surprising. After all, her name is Trachtenberg. Also, it's not like it's a well kept secret. I guess I just wasn't expecting to see Hebrew writing on Michelle Trachtenberg's keychain (the keychain that looks like a hand is called a Hamsa, or Hamesh Hand, and is used to ward off the evil eye). Anyway, that's enough Jewish cultural studies for the day. Just thought I'd mention it.

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