EmRata Knows The Way To A Man’s Heart Is Through Bikini Butt Pics

Do models ever get so worn out from having their pictures taken that getting candid shots in the real world loses all its fun?

Now, I have never cared much to have my photo taken, but that is mainly due to my face not translating well to 2D. I mainly just look like I have been smacked in the face with frying pan. Needless to say, I try to avoid putting evidence of that out into the world.

But models are naturally photogenic and they probably loved getting their photos taken. Eventually that has got to wane, right? After getting your pictures taken by a professional and getting paid buttloads of money probably means the allure of having your friend take a cellphone shot has been lost.

I guess I will never know for sure. If I had any assets worth showing off maybe I wouldn’t be able to get enough of flaunting it. Emily Ratajkowski has her butt. Someday I might be able to have a bank account. I bet girls would go crazy for a guy with a positive net worth. Add to the pic a copy of my future mortgage and they would not be able to control themselves.

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