bill-swift - December 10, 2013
You can mock my very sensitive emotional state, but not before you take a long leer at the ridiculously sextastic Emmy Awesome covered topless in Esquire magazine and see if you don't feel like shedding a few crocodile tears of happiness. Emmy is just a special treat even when she's not trying to look amazing. When she turns on the afterburners to start pimping another season of Shameless, it's time to call the boss and let him know you're coming in late for work tomorrow. You might also want to pre-advise your landlord about generic plumbing issues.
Featured in the new edition of Esquire magazine, Emmy makes sweet passion inducement seem so damn easy, with a gift few women in this world are so fortunate to receive. Just the special few on my Wall of Fame. It's really my ceiling, but I've learned through the years that nobody wants to talk about what's on your ceiling. Either way, Emmy is there, I'm looking right at her. So hot! Enjoy.
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