bill-swift - November 13, 2010
I'd let this witch ride my broom, if you know what I'm saying.
I'd like to put my eye of newt in her boiling cauldron.
Her specialty at Hogwarts: boner spells.
That's not my wand, baby, I'm just damn glad to see you.
Wow, Emma Watson looked ridiculously hot at last night's red carpet premiere of Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows, Part 1. With rumors of nude photos circulating her college campus (almost certainly fakes, sorry) and even dudes trashing her new uber-butchy hair cut, Emma Watson proved once again a very fundamental point of Egotasticity: hot is effin' hot. When that hair does grow back, she's going to reach supreme levels of sexiness that will cause men to throw themselves at her feet. You know, landing atop me, because I'm already down there, admiring the leather. Enjoy.